Impulse Reality 043

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· 5 years ago

  

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   M E  |    ||    |/____/       Log:  Origin of 'long-ass' 
   P A  |    ||    |\    \       ir file number 043 
   U L  |____||____| |____|      released 09.30.00 
   L I  |    ||    |\|    |      by Xade 
   S T  |____||____| |____|      we're just fucking with your mind. 
   E Y   even_god_reads_it 

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Here's a lovely log file (:  That's my bud Abby from school.  She rocks!!!   
Yeah so this is the origin of 'long-ass'  which spawned the affixing of  
'ass' to pretty much any word. (: 

<Xade> weeeee 
<Abby> wah! 
<Abby> I just came back 
* Xade cut her hair 
<Abby> you have impeccable timing 
<Xade> ack! that roX0rs y0 
<Xade> ;oP 
<Abby> impecc.a.ble 
* Xade is just too damn smooth... 
<Abby> oooh how short? 
<Xade> what can i say? 
<Xade> ;o) 
<Xade> oh i trimmed up the back 
<Abby> purr 
<Xade> and cut the sideburn thingies to like the same length as my long-ass  
bangs (: 
<Abby> <---is in love with Reel Big Fish MWAHAH 
<Abby> ...oh yay! 
* Xade is too (: 
<Abby> mm....ass bangs... 
<Abby> (that doesn't sound right) 
<Xade> long-ass 
<Xade> it's an adjective 
<Abby> i mean..mm....long ass bangs 
<Xade> meaning "very long"  not... "longer than ass" 
<Abby> hahaha 
<Abby> so true 
<Xade> i dont think we have _ass_ bangs 
<Abby> so true 
<Xade> that'd be scary 
<Abby> ...eww 
<Xade> then your ass would look like a Beatle 
<Abby> )@#%&@)#(75 
<Xade> "Komm gib mir deine Hand... " 

 
Now an example of affixing 'like ass' to something... 

 
<linear> you should be proud - i haven't looked at porn in THREE           
DAYS!@$# 
<linear> ahahahaha 
<Xade> /me is damn proud 
<Xade> /me is damn proud like ass 
<linear> lol 
<linear> ass is proud? 
<Xade> see WU-3.0 ;oP 
<Xade> coming to an IR near you!! ;o) 
<linear> woohoo! 

 
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