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' "100 Rules To Live By (As Told Through '
' anada My Experiences" 08 jan '
' 252 by AphexTwin23 2001 '
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1. always knock before entering a closed door
2. don't come to school on drugs
3. think before you speak
4. don't steal from younkers
5. never date
6. if you don't want something to be read, don't write it down
7. trust no one
8. carefully observe it before you decide to buy it
9. handing in a "depressed" paper calls for special attention by teachers
10. don't listen to anyone but yourself, take your own advice
11. religion is a cult
12. people= shit
13. therapists are full of shit
14. sleep is a necessity
15. don't attempt to have deep conversations when lacking sleep
16. stay away from men when on drugs
17. save things constantly when typing on a really bad computer
18. make sure you have film in your camera before attempting to take
pictures
19. 18 year olds can be a lot more immature than 16 year olds
20. ignorance is bliss
21. sarcasm can help out in many tough situations
22. you can never truly know a person
23. do NOT eat at Long John Silvers
24. gay men are the best friends
25. dont go to school if you dont want to be killed
26. dont say hello to people unless you are asking to be ignored
27. even perkins can get old
28. a picture is worth a thousand words
29. no one can keep a secret
30. when writing a letter ask yourself if you want someone else to be
reading it 3 years later
31. dont spend time with someone unless you actually know them
32. it's a small world
33. think about what you'll be doing that day before you wear a skirt
34. try not to go into Victoria Secrets unless you know what you're
looking for
35. know your info. before you have to testify in a trial
36. ugly people shouldn't breed
37. compliments are usually used as apologies
38. never make assumptions
39. always ask his or her age before getting any romantic thoughts
40. don't roll down your window unless you know the person
41. don't push buttons unless you know what they do
42. killing Mary is a hate crime
43. tearing Bush to shreads is a political crime
44. robbery is a very bad deed
45. people are never "laughing with you" just face it they're laughing at
you
46. 3 way phone lines are the best when lying to your parents about where
you are
47. drinking and the chainsaw massacre don't mix well together
48. halfbaked is not a cool movie to watch with your parents when you are
high
49. everyone's on drugs!
50. kinky sex is the best!
51. handcuffs and feathers get all the sexy men
52. never say something that you don't want repeated
53. some people are good at brainwashing others
54. some people are who they hang out with
55. dont say someone's hot unless you're positive it's the opposite sex
56. your siblings friends can get you on crazy shit
57. make sure you have the right kind of shoes on if you need to be
running
58. don't fall asleep with gum in your mouth
59. don't do something that you may later regret
60. always expect guys to be "happy" at the weirdest times
61. other people's opinions on movies are usually the opposite of yours
62. always come prepared
63. meeting people off the internet is a bad bad thing
64. always wear a seat belt when riding in travis' car
65. don't brake check people when you need to be somewhere soon
66. go with your first instinct
67. don't listen to very very loud music when you have a migraine
68. always carry a knife
69. always expect the unexpected
70. lying to the police gets you nowhere
71. fuck it all
72. your god is dead and no one cares if there is a hell ill see you there
73. never joke around in matters of love
74. don't use sarcasm over the internet
75. treat others how you'd like to be treated
76. only boring people get bored
78. you can die anytime, anywhere
79. even 4.0 students like to get high
80. don't sit on guys' laps
81. when in doubt..do yourself
82. distract people with your stupidity if they want to beat up your
friends
83. fear nothing
84. live life dangerously in order to live it to its fullest
85. bungee jump at least once in your life
86. don't hang around depressing people if you don't want to be depressed
87. the media/music/clothes has nothing to do with our choices
88. abortion cuts back on the problem of the world being overpopulated
89. don't be a procrastinator!
90. don't call someone a "bad" name unless you know what it means
91. don't try to appear intelligent unless you really are
92. don't judge a book by its cover
93. today you are ugly you want to be pretty tomorrow you're dead
94. no one likes their job
95. never work in the fast food business
96. those who seem to like you probably don't... and those who seem to
hate you probably like you
97. fight club is the best movie ever created
98. sing R E S P E C T in karaoke at least once
99. we're all related
100. drugs are bad...mmmk?
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` anada252 by AphexTwin23 (c) 2001 anada e'zine `
