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' anada "Cosmo is the Devil" 23 jan '
' 267 by MechanicalBride 2001 '
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She had all the answers. She knew exactly what to say and exactly
what to do at all the right times. She had advice on relationships--how to
get one, keep one, and keep it healthy. She warned me about weird men,
bad fashion choices, and important career moves. She wanted to teach me how
to be a fun fearless female. She embodied everything a woman should be.
YM, Seventeen, Glamour & Mademoiselle tried, but were only her brunette
toadies.
It was Cosmo who guided the teenage girl army into their futures of
great accessories, one night stands, and top rung parties of the social
ladder. It was Cosmo whose glossy pages my young friends and I stared
desperately into for some sort of key or trick to making our budding
femaleness a little bit easier. It was Cosmo who encouraged us to have
girl power, but that it might be a little bit easier to get our point
across in a miniskirt. It was Cosmo who helped us stay fresh & sexy while
landing a man, scoring a promotion, and getting a great deal on leather
pants all in one day. It was Cosmo who helped us develop interesting,
exciting personalities so that we might have something intelligent to talk
about with that tall dark someone.
It was Cosmo who designed the perfect outfit, attitude, man & mantra
for todays woman. It was Cosmo that knew my mans hot spots and
directed me towards a perfect execution. It was Cosmo that weighed the pros
& cons of plastic surgery for us. It was Cosmo who reminded us gently that
with their monthly do-it-yourself makeovers we can bring out our true, hot
selves with just a little honey, oatmeal, and duct tape. It was Cosmo that
helped me choose that perfect scent to match my personality.
It was Cosmo who laid at my 14 year old feet as I stared into the
mirror with disgust. It was Cosmo who was there for my friend Marie in 11th
grade while she threw up her dinner. It was Cosmo who sat at the bottom of
Annas locker to remind her between classes that the reason she didnt have
a date for the prom was because she needed to highlight her hair or lose 40
pounds or take interest in a new hobby. It was Cosmos airbrushed
perfection and Gucci waifs that fed Sarahs depression and Jessicas breast
enlargement and Lindseys calorie-counting obsession.
It was 1998 when I realized how much damage this 300 paged shiny book
of instant inadequacy was having on me and almost every other girl in this
country. You can have dark roots with blond hair if you want. You can date
a guy who doesnt rake in more money than you. You can wear orange
eyeshadow. You dont have to max your credit cards trying to keep up with
'what's hot. You can call a guy the day after a date. You can be 190
pounds and be happy. You can age to 30 without having to worry about
finding a husband. You dont have to have kids. You can eat half a gallon
of ice cream without feeling guilty. You can stay home on Friday nights if
you want. You dont have to wear brand names. You can drink regular Pepsi
instead of Diet. You can be loved if even you dont have a B/C/D cup or abs
of steel. You can go to the store and not have to feel like shit because
youre standing next to a magazine rack of Pamela Anderson covers.
There's only one thing you cant do, and that is read Cosmo. Not
even for the interesting articles. Its the devil, and there's nothing
the devil loves more than a bunch of fun, faceless females who cant think
for themselves.
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` anada267 by MechanicalBride (c) 2001 anada e'zine `