Impulse Reality 054

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· 5 years ago

  

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   M E  |    ||    |/____/       The Day Mary's Pizza Ruined My Day. 
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   L I  |    ||    |\|    |      by sadisTic cLone 
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   E Y   even_god_reads_it 

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	Well, me and Kitten were really hungry, so we decided to go to Mary's 
Pizza. I didn't know it was gonna be hella far, and I HATE walking really far 
in HEAT. So, anyways... We get there, so thats all good. We got a medium or  
small pizza (I'm not sure), an order of breadsticks, I got a pepsi, she got a 
water, and then we got all four sauces. It took forever to get the fucking  
breadsticks, and when we DID finally get them, they were burnt. It's alright, 
they gave them to us for free.  

Then, a waitress behing me was clearing a table, and split water all over and 
got my back wet.. I was like, what the fuck... So anyways..... 

Then we got our pizza. It was shit. We waited hella long for shitty  
breadsticks and pizza. Oh well.. Then we got two sundays. Without nuts. They 
put nuts on them, so the waitress took the nuts off by hands for us. But she 
didn't get all of them... Those were shit too. 

So, we finally ate the most we could stand, and then we paid. We walked home 
and got leaves for Kitten's project for school.... 

I had a tail made of a brance of leaves. And this guy wouldn't pet my tail.  
Oh well.. 

We learned that day, Mary's Pizza is shit. 

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