Anada 157

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· 5 years ago

  

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  . .   . . .    . .    . .    . .                  "Jason on 
 .   .   .   .  .   .  .   .  .   .    Vampires, Oral Sex, and Menstruation"    
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        All throughout history, many great discoveries and inventions have 
 involved the combinations of pre-existing concepts or inventions or other 
 stuff, thus pushing humanity farther ahead into the future.  For example, 
 paper and ink, peanut butter and chocolate, the clock and the radio. 

        Don't ask how this light of creativity was turned on in the 
 convoluted mass of my mighty brain.  Suffice to say, someone at work was 
 complaining that she was anemic.  I asked why, fishing for the answer I knew 
 was true.  She finally intimated that she was on the rag.  That part, at 
 least made sense.  The rest sort of just fell into place without any 
 meaningful stimuli. 

        Enough background.  I feel that I have finally uncovered the secret 
 that explains the macabre fascination with vampires, among chicks, anyway. 
 It also explains why vampires, even female ones, appear to be particularly 
 interested in chicks. 

        The way I see it, the onset of menstruation, while a sexual turn-off 
 for most mortals, would be a godsend for both a vampire and the mentruatee. 
 The vampire would just go to town while the chick just enjoys it.  What a 
 symbiotic relationship that would be. 

        Since I doubt that female vampires menstruate, being dead and all, 
 vampires can only get this feast from living chicks.  So if vampires ever 
 took over, they'd have to leave some live chicks around.  AND, since 
 vampires are immortal and most chicks aren't, they would need to keep a few 
 guys around to keep the babies coming so that they can keep their oral 
 lovefest going. 

        Therefore, if vampires took over, we probably wouldn't notice much 
 difference, except that women will get all the oral sex they could possibly 
 want, and men would be happy not having to give it.  Vampires would be 
 happy, too, I guess. 

        I can't help it.  I just think about these things.  It's the price of 
 genius. 

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  .           anada 157                      by Jason  (c)2000 anada e'zine . 
       
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