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Pure Bollocks Issue 22_053
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* C O O K I N G * W I T H * J O L L Y * R O G E R *
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WIERD DRUGS
I Liked this one, 'cause it was.... well, wierd!
Bananas:
1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas
2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the peelings
3. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.
4. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.
5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste considtency.
6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in ofen for about 20
minutes. This will result in fine black powder. Usually one will
feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.
Cough syrup:
mix robitussion a-c with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink. The
effect are sedation and euphoria. Never underestimate the effects of
any drug! You can od [That's "overdose" -EGBSS!] on cough syrup!
[There was a scare about boys being addicted to cough linctus (Benelyn)
a couple of years, so Chemists are always suspicious now -EGBSS]
Toads:
1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are
tree toads.
2. Kill them as painlessly as possible [Of course! -EGBSS), and skin
immediately.
3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator four four to five days, or
until the skins are brittle.
4. Now crush the skins into powder and smoke. Due to its bad taste you
can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium.
Nutmeg:
1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind them up in an old grinder.
2. After the nutmegs are ground. Place in a mortar and pulverize with
a pestle.
3. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15 grams. A larger dose may
produce excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid hart beat, but
hallucinations are rare.
Peanuts:
1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
3. Eat the nuts.
4. Grind up the skins and smoke them. [Right, that's enough! -EGBSS]
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Yummy Marihuana Recipes courtesy of the Jolly Roger
[Now, this is just plain silly! -EGBSS]
Acapulco Green
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3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 teaspoons chili powder
3 tablespoons wine vinegar
1/2 cup chopped marahuana (grass)
Mix the vinegar, grass, and chili powder together and let the
mixture stand for one hour. Then add avocados and onions and mash
it all together. It can be served with tacos or as a dip.
Pot Soup
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1 can condensed beef broth
3 tablespoons grass
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1/2 can water
3 tablespoons chopped watercress
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil over
medium heat. Place in a refrigerator for two to three hours,
reheat, and serve.
Pork and Beans and Pot
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1 large can (1 lb. 13 oz.) pork and beans
1/2 cup grass
4 slices bacon
1/2 cup light molasses
1/2 teaspoon hickory salt
3 pineapple rings
Mix together in a casserole, cover top with pineapple and bacon,
bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes. Serves about six.
The Meat Ball
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1 lb. hamburger
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/4 cup bread crumbs
3 tablespoons grass
3 tablespoons India relish
Mix it all up and shape into meat balls. Brown in frying pan and
drain. Place in a casserole with soup and 1/2 cup water, cover and
cook over low heat for about 30 minutes. Feeds about four people.
Spaghetti Sauce
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1 can (6 oz.) tomato paste
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onions
1/2 cup chopped grass
1 pinch pepper
1 can (6 oz.) water
1/2 clove minced garlic
1 bay leaf
1 pinch thyme
1/2 teaspoon salt
Mix in large pot, cover and simmer with frequent stirring for two
hours. Serve over spaghetti.
Pot Loaf
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1 packet onion soup mix
1 (16 oz.) can whole peeled tomatoes
1/2 cup chopped grass
2 lbs. ground beef or chicken or turkey
1 egg
4 slices bread, crumbled
Mix all ingredients and shape into a loaf. Bake for one hour in
400-degree oven. Serves about six.
Chili Bean Pot
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2 lbs. pinto beans
1 lb. bacon, cut into two-inch sections
2 cups red wine
4 tablespoons chili powder
1/2 clove garlic
1 cup chopped grass
1/2 cup mushrooms
Soak beans overnight in water. In a lagre pot pour boiling water
over beans and simmer for at least an hour, adding more water to
keep beans covered. Now add all other ingredients and continue to
simmer for another three hours. Salt to taste. Serves about ten.
Bird Stuffing
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5 cups rye bread crumbs
2 tablespoons poultry seasoning
1/2 cup each of raisins and almonds
1/2 cup celery
1/3 cup chopped onions
3 tablespoons melted butter
1/2 cup chopped grass
2 tablespoons red wine
Mix it all together, and then stuff it in.
Apple Pot
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4 apples (cored)
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup water
4 cherries
1/3 cup chopped grass
2 tablespoons cinnamon
Powder the grass in a blender, then mix grass with sugar and water.
Stuff cores with this paste. Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and
top with a cherry. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees.
Pot Brownies
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1/2 cup flour
3 tablespoons shortening
2 tablespoons honey
1 egg (beaten)
1 tablespoon water
1/2 cup grass
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons corn syrup
1 square melted chocolate
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup chopped nuts
Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together. Mix shortening,
sugar, honey, syrup, and egg. Then blend in chocolate and other
ingredients, and mix well. Spread in an 8-inch pan and bake for 20
minutes ate 350 degrees.
Banana Bread
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1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
1 cup mashed bananas
2 cups sifted flour
1/2 cup chopped grass
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped nuts
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture.
Seperately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to the first
mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, then mix
all ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375 degrees.
Sesame Seed Cookies
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3 oz. ground roast sesame seeds
3 tablespoons ground almonds
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 oz. grass
Toast the grass until slightly brown and then crush it in a
mortar. Mix crushed grass with all other ingredients, in a
skillet. Place skillet over low flame and add 1 tablespoon of salt
butter. Allow it to cook. When cool, roll mixture into little
balls and dip them into the sesame seeds.
If you happen to be in the country at a place where pot is being
grown, here's one of the greatest recipes you can try. Pick a
medium-sized leaf off of the marihuana plant and dip it into a cup
of drawn butter, add salt, and eat. [Oh for fucks sake, why don't you
just SMOKE it? -EGBSS]
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Jolly Roger
(from the Anarchist's Cookbook!)
