Pure Bollocks Issue 21_005

Published in

· 5 years ago

  

".....And  now  we see the events which led to AARON  SMITHIES  winning  second  
place in this years PREMIER SADCASE award...." 

                                 SAD AND PROUD 

                            An Ameoba Owner story. 

 

                                   CHAPTER 1 

Message to everbody, from Aaron Smithies. Subject: 'st are crap!' 

"errrmmmm i`ve explained myself really haven`t I?" 

 

                                   CHAPTER 2 

Hello Aaron  
  
This  whole thing about what machine is the best is getting a  little  thin.  I  
have both machines and a few other 68000 machines.  From my hands on experience  
each machine can do things that other can not do. But at the end of the day, it  
is  down  to the person who programs it.   The real question is  what  has  the  
person done with machine, Are you just a games and program user or have you re- 
written the operating system of the machine in question.  Or is it you are just  
engaging the mouth before the brain. I hope it is the former rather the latter.  
   

Derek  Stewart. 

 

                                   CHAPTER 3 

 
Message to Aaron Smithies from Mike Myers: 

     "Wow really objective in you critisim!!!! <G> 
     " TWAT!  
     " Mike - So what games machine do you have then????" 

 
                                   CHAPTER 4 

now now no need to use such dumb st language, by the way I have an amiga! TWAT!  
bwah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  

 
                                   CHAPTER 5 

Oh wow  suprise  suprise!!!  Thought  you had a Games machine  ;-)   Get  back   
to amigadom! and stay there...  Ameoba owners who need em'! 

 

                                   CHAPTER 6 

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, THE MODERATOR ??  
IF THE MODERATOR OF THIS CONFERENCE IS DOING HIS JOB CORRECTLY WILL  
REMOVE YOU.  
  
  
I have both of these machines and both are different. You can not  
compare them. I assume you a games player or a ray tracer or a  
person who can not program a computer properly. Really you should  
get on with the programming and stop talking a lot of rubbish.  
  
  
A disconcering 68000 assembler programmer  
  
  

                                   CHAPTER 7 

Hi Aaron! In a message dated 29 Oct 92 you said .....  
  
 AS> errrmmmm i`ve explained myself really haven`t I?  
  
Yes you have. We all now fully realise what sort of person you are!  
  
      SteveL  

 

 

                                    THE END 

 

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NOTE- If you wish to contact this particular sadcase, then we've got the number  
of  his bulletin board!  It's:  LOOK NORTHWEST 0282-698380  (British  telephone  
number.  DWARZ REGISTRATION SITE (2:250/116).  There'll be a couple of  Sundays  
every so often when you can call anywhere in Britain at local call rate, so try  
then! 

<Genie!> 
11/1/92.