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Pork Issue 06

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 · 5 years ago

 

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-- ( pOrk #6 intro ) -----------------------------------------------------------
no. i am not going to talk about jew-hating monkeys. Nor their sex slaves. But
those titles-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-zine are pretty popular, so i
decided to jump on the bagwagon. w00w00! you know you ph34r.

ok.. here comes something cool. <drum roll>

-- ( pOrk #6 definition of the month ) -----------------------------------------
for˙nix (fìr'niks) n., pl. for'ni˙ces (-nÇ sêz') [ModL. < L.,
an arch] any of several anatomic arches or folds, such as
the vault of the pharynx or the upper part of the vagina

<Taken from _Webster's NewWorld Dictionary_, Second College Edition, (c)1980>

fornix : area between mouth and throat, or pussy lips

<Taken from _Trip's Oldschool Dictionary_, First Doodleboy Edition, (c)1995 >

-- ( pOrk #6 ascii section ) ---------------------------------------------------
y0h0h0. Here's my unbiased (well, almost, sometimes Satan tells me what to
choose) choices for top ascii pic for the month of 1195, and top 5 fonts.

-- ( screw that ) -------------------------------------------------------------

only ascii packs that came out were wicked and trank. maybe next time.

-- ( sometimes i like to think i can fly ) ------------------------------------

me too.

-- ( why are you talking to the headers!? ) -----------------------------------

i have no clue. its the in thing to do these days.

-- ( neeto skeeto top ten type thing ) ----------------------------------------

Top 10 Reasons Why My Life Sucks <listed in reverse order for suspense>

10. I sit around listening to vinyl all day. They went out in the 70s.
9. I wrestle. Its a common known fact that all jocks are evil mockerys
of all that is good and fuzzy. hate me.
8. I'm listening to vinyl RIGHT NOW.
7. Because I'm doing a top 10. top 10's are dumb.
6. I have a Marilyn Manson patch stapled to my forehead. I'm obviously
obsessed with a group full of sinners and child molesters. What kind
of gawd-ph34ring d00dl3b0y am i?!
5. Not only is it vinyl, its a Sub Pop collection. oooooooh.
4. I did the line noise in here by hand. Really. I swear. Whatta life.
3. That vinyl joke got old around #8.
2. I sometimes like to pretend i am the munkee king, and dance wildly.
1. 3y3 dr4w 4ns1!@@#E$%&#^*& ph34r m3@!#@$#$ PH34R M3!@@#$%&

-- ( that was pretty dumb Trip ) ----------------------------------------------

but it gets me chicks.

waitaminute. i'm not talking to dividers any more.

-- ( line noise, serving no purpose other than taking up space ) --------------

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-- ( w00! that was spiff trip ) -----------------------------------------------

thanks. that took me about a week to type out with the # pad, so you better
like it. First person to tell me what part of my anotomy is mentioned in there
gets a free ascii.

-- ( how do i tell you i found it?! yer out in the boonfucks of arizona. ) ----

by vmb, of course. oh, i wanna point something out. that vmb misfit is so fond
of calling his, it's OURS. actually, its the apathy vmb. but we're the seniors,
so its OURS. capiche? i can't find the slip of paper i have with the #, so just
read pork 1-5, its in there somewhere.

-- ( what ya listenin to trip? ) ----------------------------------------------

<switching to a different record>

Mudhoney, on vinyl. My record player kicks all sorts of ass. It was my moms
when she was just a wee lass. Now its mine. Its a manual, i have to set the
needle myself. But it rocks. Vinyl sounds better than any other. cd, tape, 8-
track.. anything. vinyl kicks all of their ass.

-- ( ok, thats it trip. i'm sick of you. go away. ) ---------------------------

k. hopefully, SOMEONE liked this. if not, well, screw you. eventually, every
one will ph34r me. by the year 2000, i will be the US embassador to China. So
there.

-- ( th th the thats all, folks ) ---------------------------------------------


guys who do shit for pOrk :

misfit the big cheese
<listed in cypherhex not so big cheese
reverse order scribble not so big cheese
of leetness :> trip not so big cheese

-- (distros? )-----------------------------------------------------------------

board : zyzop guy:

alderaan mindcrime
avalon belial
birdhouse projekts devine styler
erebus hooch
evil intentions betrayer
illegal immigrants trip
SAUCE00its pOrk baby. whack off to it. pOrk people 19951119#!P£

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