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"THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"
P R E S E N T S *** * * *** *** *** *** P R E S E N T S
"Why you are *** * * *** *** * * *** ** by : Crome Junkie AND
DUMB." * * *** *** *** *** *** SaucerWithAltitude!@#
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This is a general blow off to all of you who suck...
Why you are dumb:
o You like Barry Manilow and Frankie Sinatra (Shut up SciencePad 123, he
blows gimpy) and Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown and Happy Alternative (are
we bored yet?) and Country Western and Techno and Gospel and Glam Rock (Def
LepArD iS My ghOd!@#) and Disco and Top-40 Pop and pretty much everything
we think sucks in a genital sort of way...
o Because you just are.
o Because you don't fuck me nearly often enough.
o Because you don't give me money.
o Because you lead a WaReZZzZZzZZZ or a CodEzZZZzZz groop.
o Because you belong to/lead a Reviews group or dare we say it... uh, yeah
fuck it... a... DOC GROUP!@# (wow, you're pathetic.)
o You have dumped one of us at least once.
o You have dumped more than one of us at least once (yes, there are a few).
o You are female!@#
o You are not in YFI or Pirates With Attitude (because we could give
slightly less than a fuck).
o You run a 0-7 day Text or WaReZZzZZ bored.
o You collect text but don't read it.
o You're a local lamer and think you're elite because YoU CaN TyPe LiKe ThIs aNd
SpELL eLit0!@#
o You don't listen to Hard Core.
o You don't think I'm cool.
o You use me for my car.
o Because you just are.
o You can afford to make LD calls.
o Because you got caught by a major telecommunications conglamerate for
credit card fraud.
o Because you got busted by a fed. (wow, you're pathetic.)
o Because you busted my sorry ass.
o Because you could bust my sorry ass, but haven't.
o Because you think TSAN actually has a purpose.
o Because you just are.
o Because your flesh is not pleasing to my taste buds; if it were I'd have
a bloody feast on your carcass right now.
o Because you're Christian.
o Because you believe in Jesus, God, Satan, and all their various bun
buddies.
o Because you're fanatical.
o Because you steal my womenz.
o Because you waste space and oxygen. (you know the rainforest is rapidly
depleating and your oxygen waste is an enviromental hazard)
o Because you support Bill Clinton.
o Because you support Ross Perot.
o Because you support Pat Buchanan.
o Hell, because you support politics.
o Because you just are.
o Because you think democracy is an actual concept in American government.
(Big Brother is watching YOU!)
o Just because.
o Because you enjoy reading and own the full collection of OCAP philez.
(yes, that's right you racist shits in 203, Crome Junkie's got a car, and
SaucerWithAltitude has a really big axe, and we're heading YOUR WAY!@#)
o Because you actually like new Sierra games. (wow you're pathetic.)
o Because you don't like the Sci-Fi Channel.
o Because you're a rap-monger.
o Because we don't like you.
o Because Crome Junkie says so.
o Because you've actually read all of these. (wow, you're pathetic.)
Done.
Dammit.
again....
S.W.A., if you delete this again, I'll rape you.
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|| |_| ;-- o [| YFI - THE NEXT GROOP THAT GIVES SLIGHTLY LESS THAN A SUCK IS ||
|| | |-- | [| PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE HAVE *99* SUPPORT BOARDS BECAUSE ||
|| __| | | [| THEY HAVE NO MEANING AT ALL BESIDES "SuPahEl8te : yF1 WHq!#" ||
|| ... ... . [| PLUS, WE SPEAK MARGINAL GERMAN AND RIP OFF FARES GROUPS. ||
|| digitdigit[| AND WE HAVE AN ODD PENCHANT FOR UGLY ASCII SOCKS. -yFi '56 ||
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IF YOU LIKED THIS, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE DUMB.
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"The area just got a lot blotter@"
"Your Galaxy just got a little eliptical#"
"This is not SoOpAhtext^"
Copyright fuckstains in 9373 by youmakemesick,Imaketext. (c) 2001
-EoF
