YFI 042

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 · 5 years ago

  

 
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           "THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS" 

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** * * ***  P R E S E N T S 
       "U R WAREZ GROOP *** * *   *** *** * * *** ***  by : SciencePad 123 
         SUKK BADBAD."  *   * *** ***     ***   * ***   and SaucerWithAltitude 

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Responses to Warez Groups by name only: 

INC - International Network of People Who NEED TO DIE. 
Fairlight - FLT - What the fuck? 
Razor/1911 - What the fuck? 
The Dreamteam - What the fuck?  Is it wet?  I hope so. 
The Humble Guys - What the fuck? 
CIA - Cicadas in America 
Public Enemy - Pubic Enema 
Tri-Star Red Sector (TRSI) - WHAT THE FUCK!?!  TRSI?!@  Can You SPELL? 
The Police - good fuckin name for a WAReZ gROuP!@ 
Faith - You suck but Mikey is cool. 
ICI - ICU 
ACE - Is the place for value DAMMIT. 
Butthole Surfers [Doc Division Even] - Wow.. 
Local Lamers Limited - Yes. 
Nexus - Rad NERDS. 
Risc - Reduced Instruction Set Chip?!@ 
Swat - Team. 
Sin - Yes, please. 
Pentagram - What, is Stan comin too?  We don't have enough food, DAMMIT. 
Knights of The Round Table - We dance like Clark Gable. 
High Voltage Crew - DAMMIT I hope you all die of elocution. 
The Nokturnal Trading Alliance - Nokturnal Emmisions? 
White Aryan Racists - Yes.  Wow.  Neat. 
Pirates in Legion - Pirates in Phalanx? 
The New Cummers - Stale Sperm. 
Rad Nerds - Really nexus in disguise.. See FILEID.DIZ 
Titan - Moon of Endor. 
Scotch - Tape. 
Imperial Warriors - Suck my dick, ah? 
Terratron - A DOC GROUP, can you get MORE lame?  No. 
DST PAL - Fuck off, PAL. 
Hopper iNC - Coin Hopper Incorporated?  WHAT THE FUCK?  One that hops (inc)? 
Federation of Software Theft - Federation of Planets full of GEEKS. 
Prelude - to a FUCK. 
Electronic Rats - Neet-0.  I used to have Electronic Arts gamez on my AppL. 
Midnite Express - Bad movie Con David Copperfield. 
VAPWTU - WHAT THE FUCK?  Bad ascii apparently. 
FUSiON - FiSSiON. 
Magick - No. 
Success - I aM CaRD MaN!@!  YeS!@ 
ICU - ICI 
Excretion - Yes. 
Pyrodex - What the FUCK? 
Edge - U2 
Dynasty - Wasn't that a bad TV drama? 
Anoxia - A disease of the brain. 
Storm - Blow me. 
Dread - of coolness. 
Trinity - Father Son Holy Spirit?  What ThE FuCk? 
Pirates With Attitude - Wow, you guys give slightly less than a fuck.  Cool. 

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