YFI 013

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YFI

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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             "WE DEAL IN ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY WORTHLESS HEX" 

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     ***  *  ***  P R E S E N T S 
       "OoOooOoOoOoOo   *** * *   *** *** * *  *   **  by : SaucerWithAltitude 
         a sP00okiE     *   * *** ***     ***  *  ***  and SciencePad 123 
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                       [A SpEciAL MenagE a THREE phile] 

                                  CHAPTER I 

 
      It was a dark and stormy night. A shot rang out! The pirate ship sailed 
over the horizon. The maid screamed. Somewhere, a boy was setting out on his 
new life alone. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. 

                                 CHAPTER II 

      Day broke.  The gun got cold and stuff.. The warez hound ship sank, Ha. 
The maid screamed some more, causing the butler to hide more deeply under the 
covers.  Elsewhere, the boy arrive.  The lazy dog thought about jumping the 
quick brown fox (not bad looking he thought...) but caught a handfull of sleep 
instead, he is to dog-hood like key is to lock. 

                                 CHAPTER III 

      And then the witching hour came about, and ghouls and goblins came out 
to shout. (oOoo!@#)  And a creepy fog filled the air, as the infected pus dog 
left his lair.  No man was safe from those burning eyes, that quick silver 
death sex demise. (Ah!@#)  Cause he's cool lie dat, and Heavy EssSS is soopah 
phat!@#  Satan laughing at you, your soul is cold, people yelling, creepies 
dwelling, to your green-infested yellow fat bloated rigor-mortis mold. 

                                  CHAPTER IV 

      Um.. Um.. And then, God said, "Let there be an end to this insanity." 
And there was.  And it was.. well.. alright if you like that sort of thing. 

 
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