YFI 050

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 · 5 years ago

  

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           "THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS" 

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** *** ***  P R E S E N T S 
       "ThINGs o Do     *** * *   *** *** *** *** ***  by : SaucerWithAltitude 
         foR US wHen    *   * *** ***     *** *** ***   and Crome Junkie 
         We ArE BoREd!"                                 Guest Staring: 
                                                            KillFest JackOff!@ 

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Things to do to ammuse the staff of YFi when we are bored stiff: 

o Dance and sing 

o Kill one another with wild abandon 

o Set the night on fire 

o Paint the town red 

o Put Humpty-Dumpty back together again 

o Perform surealist German Theater 

o Send us money 

o Bomb the World Trade Center 

o Save me from another day like this and kill me NOW. 

o Shove wild piranna AND hamsters up our collective ass.  (Someone here is 
INsane and it's not me) 

o Yell "I'm assistant manager!@  I'm assistant manager!@" and then explode 
like a ripe melon 

o Write YFi for us 

o Kill people who are DUMB (for a vague discussion on the state of DUMBness 
see YFi023.txt) 

o Fuck us like minks 

o Yes, minks 

o Break the fucking television 

o Play Hard Core versions of popular childhood tunez!@ 

o Rearange your face 

o Drug us into a permanent comatose state 

o Tell me when to stop writing 

Thanks... 
Whew.. 

I'm going to go swallow a bullet now.  Boredom. 
Yargh. 

 
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