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We HaTe You Issue 02
__ __ _ _ __ __ \ |_| /| |_| |\ | / \ | | / | _ | \ / \/ \/ |_| |_| |_| iSSUE 2 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I don't know if any of you users out there in e-mag/t-file land noted this, but a bbs (bbs??) system is the cause of a shitty scene.. I have seen other areas with no problem, their scene rocks, not a ton of lamers trying to worm their may into the scene, and then leech everything their shitty HD can hold.. course,these areas with good scenes, and few lamers, also (concept??) have few, if noneof a certain bbs system.. MAJOR BBS, this system cause the downfall of local scenes! When a major bbs system pops up, (they try to always have like 1o + nodes online) they have ads out almost in sky writing, with instructions on what to do to logon to their board, which in case brings every lamer that can read and coperhend english out of their shitty life and onto the bbs scene (not the elite shit, just using non-GUI systems for a change.. examples.. AOL, Prodigy, Compuserve, etc..) then.. at somepoint they will somehow find out about other bbs systems that don't buy classifieds in the local paper.. they will discover there is more than major bbs, (which 9 out of 1o times will never have a bbs list online) when they get on one of these new bbs's, they will discover a bbs lister, which they promptly scan, they then discover even more bbs's, which also have bbs lists online, and sooner or later, (after hours of bbs lists scaning) they by luck come across a more special bbs, this bbs has a strange and new log on screen, something called a matrix, which, WOW, has a cool thing called light bars.. it's really, really bad to the bone!! And this board uses large amounts of something called, ansi, some are even over 1 page long.. After a long trial and error, they find out how to use the light bars, and they then apply as a new user, and like all the other board,they expect free access, by then they see a ansi screen that uses fowl lauage, and says something like, "Enter the damn NUP now, or get the hell off the board!!" They think to themselves, "what is a nup?".. So.. after 3 tries of entering "NEW" or "NEW USER", it drops them.. and they wonder.. "Why did I lose carrier?" , So they remember the boards name and that strange word, nup, and log onto one of the local major bbs's (which is so cool, because you can talk to like 2o or so other people at once.. WOW!!), for hours they ask about that board and what the nup is, and perhaps by a rupture in the space, time contiume, they something to type for the nup (which they also find out means, NEW USER PASSWORD..) so after hanging up, they call that board back up, and apply as a new user, when "ENTER THE NUP" Screen appears again, they ever so carefully, (so they don't mistype it by mistake) type in the new user password.. bingo.. another ansi picture rolls down the screen, and their told to enter a handle.. "handle," they say out loud, "whats a handle?" after 2 mins of pondering that, they type in their real name, they fill out more questions, being very carful not to make any mistakes.. then.. some really odd questions come up, asking how long they have been on the scene, (which they have no idea what that means, so they enter there age..) Another odd question, "do you trade warez?" no idea what warez are, so, they type no.. now, define PIRATE, define PWA, define LAMER, define, ACiD.. so, they honestly answer each.. PIRATE: Has an eye patch, a peg leg and says, "Yo, Ho,Ho" Alot.. (This lamer has been to disney world one to many times..!) PWA: Don't know.. LAMER: One Who is Lame? ACID: Chemical used to burn things.. and so on.. it then says something like, call back in 24 hours to see if your verified.. it then drops carrier, unknown to them, the sysop of that board just got his laugh of the day, a good (good as in, in the scene) sysop can spot a lamer a mile away, just like any pot head can spot fake pot trying to be sold to them a mile away!! The sysop being a good sysop, just deletes the account without wasting the other users online to vote no for the lamer, and the lamer who was so happy about logging onto the board and having the NUP? They stayed up all night thinking about going online first thing when their parents woke up and they were allowed on the computer.. The Moral of This Story?? MAJOR BBS's spread the lamer virus around like sluts and niggers spread the AiDSVirus........ DîATH /´DDîR =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Thanks for this issue go out to... Coffee... lots of coffee.. yes.. coffee is the master... <eyes wide as a sluts streched clit> unnn SPAM.. For them munchie times... unnn MR.WAN'S Chinesse Take Out.. mmmm Fried Rice.. Unnn almost 24 Hours of CNN.. <Like the food.. hate the country.. I hope China frys..!!> that pitcher of tea for late afternoons... Mortal Kombat ][.. I need to see blood here and there.. and.. well.. that blood on the screen doesn't get all over the key board keys... hours and hours of diffrent types of METAL Music.. On the Top 5 list.. SLAYER, METALLICA, MEGA DETH, SCREW DRIVER, <and just this one Punk band> SEX PISTOLS.. =) Greets Go Out To ... Death Adder - Hey Man.. can we see some real blood now?? (sure.. lets go beat puppies with baseball bats.. I heard that the smiths down the run, their Collie just had a litter of 7 puppies... lets cruise over there tonight and bash in their heads.. =) Frank Rizzo - Get a Kick out of this dude.. Liquid Flesh - You Have been quiet latly.. Rasta Man - Want to bash the puppies with us? WANT TO CONTACT ME?? FIND ME ON COOL WORLD ORDER.. 9o4.788.18o7 or on Reichstag.. whats the number.. 9o4.YA.RiGHT Got Articals of Questions you want put in the future issues?? Send them to me... what to join WHY? Fill Out the .APP File I So Nicely Stuck in the Zip... ha ha ha... =) Later Then Fuck Holes.. oh.. and buy all the Slayer CD's you can... and if you ask yourself, or if anyone asks you why your doing that.. tellem... DEATH ADDER TOLD ME SO... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-SAUCE00 Death /´dder SPiT 19950618!! P j 
