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-------[ w0ol #4: Toast some pixie stix in the hour that doesnt exits ]-------
`~-_############b d############_-~'
`~-_#########b d#########_-~'
`~-_######b d######_-~'
`~-_###b db d###_-~'
`~-_bd##bd_-~' 0ol
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ok, down to buisness, im gonna teach you how to have the perfect relationship
with a toaster. oh yeah. ok, there are steps..
---------------------------[ steps, baby ]------------------------------------
.-----------------Warning--------------------.
| eye yam not responsible for anyone burning |
| off their wierner or being damaged, or |
| losing functionality of their toaster. |
`--------------------------------------------'
heres the steps, first, push down on the plunger thingy, like so..
\/.-----------. .-----------.
=| | \/| |
| | =| |
`-=-------=-' `-=-------=-'
you should hear a click, and the red hot things are gonna light up
ok, next.. insertion, ok, you know.. blah blah, do whateever feels natural
for you, or whatever, then like, here are my recommendations:
withdraw before you ejactulate/get burned, this is probably a good idea to
avoid a nationwide problem.. toaster pregnancy.. thats right, what are you
gonna say when the toaster starts getting fat, or when it eats a slice of
toast, what are you gonna say when your mom asks, "how did the toaster get
pregnant?!" ok, but dont use condoms, it gets burned up and could stick to
you painfully.. ok.. one last thing, Toaster Rejection. 704573R R3J3C7!0N,
however you want to put it, its when your toaster pops you out before you
are ready, well there are solutions, get another toaster, or set the timer
for longer
--------------------------------[ y0u 4r3 s!ck ]------------------------------
yep. ok, on to PIXIE STIX!@!# they rule!@!@#!# there are three catagories
thigns that rule can be put in.. sexual, games, or drugs, and im not sure
where pixie stix go
drugs: sugary enough to be regulated
sex: hey, they make you hyper
games: be creative, im sure you could make a game such as "superinhale" or
sumfin, ok, anyway, so they rool, if youe never see a pixie stick here is a
handy diagram...
rocket fuel sugar
/ substance
.---------------------------------------------/--------.
`------------------------------------------------------'
\
\ outer (protective)
shell..
ok, w0ol, and now..
------------------[ now its like an hour later than before ]------------------
damn right, if you didnt notice, one hour was deleted, ie: if you "sprang
forward" at 7, then 8:01, 8:02, 8:03, 8:04, 8:05, 8:06, 8:07, 8:08, 8:09,
8:10, 8:11, 8:12, 8:13, 8:14, 8:15, 8:16, 8:17, 8:18, 8:19, 8:20, 8:21,
8:22, 8:23, 8:24, 8:25, 8:26, 8:27, 8:28, 8:29, 8:30, 8:31, 8:32, 8:33,
8:34, 8:35, 8:36, 8:37, 8:38, 8:39, 8:40, 8:41, 8:42, 8:43, 8:44, 8:45,
8:46, 8:47, 8:48, 8:49, 8:50, 8:51, 8:52, 8:53, 8:54, 8:55, 8:56, 8:57
8:58, and 8:59 where MISSING!@#!# it sucked, but one less hour at my dads
ugh, ok, it was nutty, 7:59 then bam, 9:00, it hurt me, ok, hmm.. time for..
--------------------[ yay!@ bad ASCII art time!$@#!$ ]------------------------
ok, im drawing something, ill draw, uhhhh ill draw, my telephone!@
.------------------------------------.
| .-. .-. |
| ,| |________________| |, |
`------'| |----------------| |`------'
| .-. .-. .-. |
| |1| |2| |3| |
| `-' `-' `-' |
| .-. .-. .-. |
| |4| |5| |6| |
| `-' `-' `-' |
| .-. .-. .-. |
| |7| |8| |9| |
| `-' `-' `-' |
`--------------------'
i know there are OTHER keys, but do you want the phone to look COMPLETLY
wacky? i didnt think so...
.--------------------.
| .------------. |
| | w0ol | |
| `------------' |
| .-. .-. .-. |
| |7| |8| |9| |
| `-' `-' `-' |
| .-. .-. .-. |
| |4| |5| |6| |
| `-' `-' `-' |
| .-. .-. .-. |
| |1| |2| |3| |
| `-' `-' `-' |
`--------------------'
yet again more keys, i know...
see something different about the key arrangments? the numbers?
fucked up ehh? ok, teaches you a lession, well, anyway, ok, since youve
probably never seen a disk in your life let me illustrate..
may be filled
.\--------------------.
| \-. .-. |
| `-'.----------.`-' |
| | w0ol stf | |
| `----------' |
| .-------------. |
| | .-. | |
| | | | | |
\___|_________|_|_|___|
ok uh, heh, the end..
---------------------------+ eDiToR CoMmEnT +----------------------------------
wow, long article
---------------------------------+ InDeX +------------------------------------
this is so you can find them:
#1: w0ol comes from sheep! (nettle)
#2: the electric santa (nettle)
#3: gourmet food, gourmet boredom (nettle)
#4: toast some pixie stix in the hour that doesnt exist (nettle)
wow
-------------------------------+ people of w0ol +------------------------------
nettle
(thats all right now.. so write sumfin!#)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_ email addresses _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
nettle:
nettle@novasys.com
nettle@nevermind.lag.novasys.com
nettle@nexxus.novasys.com
thats it..
