Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 127

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Hello loyal VAS readers... Welcome to the Year of our LoRD 1998...  A 
special tribute goes out to Chris Farley for ridding himself off this 
planet.  We could do without his Fat ass. 

Recently a reader sent us his contribution to the VAS epic.  While the 
editors of VAS strongly encourage submissions, we kindly ask that they not 
be as self-loathing and poor as this one that was sent to us. 

** will denote VAS editor comments 

Please Enjoy. 

Its a nigger thing. 
AKA The reason monkey bars were invented. 
By: Su1d 

** Double Titles should only be reserved for French Drama's that deal with 
Child Rape and Abuse 

    Now before I go to far into this and you thinking im the bigest 
bigot on the face of the earth, allow me to explain somthing. Not every 
african american person in my perspective is a nigger. A nigger is an 
ignorant, unknoligable, gangsta type persona. The type that treats 
women like shit and their friends like dirt. That is a nigger. 

** EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD IS A NIGGER.  WHITE, BLACK or MALTEESE 
   Remember that.  African Americans are simply the first ones to be 
   bestowed such a magnificient title.  Some of the finest people in the 
   world have been niggers (Easy-E, Melle Mel, Rush Limbaugh) 
   Vas believes in one Nigger World culture where all sorts of children wear 
   Tommy with pride. 

    There was this nigger named Stephan, whom had a freshman art 
class in which I guess he had to take in order to pass. 
  **Please do not sumbit essays that borrow heavily from Old English 
    structure and pronoun usage. 

Well since I had all my credits, I spend baiscly the whole day as the teachers 
helper, she would sit there and input grades, while I show the 
uncreative faggot students how to draw. 
**VAS belives that school is an excellent place to learn about drugs, 
alcohol, sex, and fine negro culture.  Please do not help the mongloid 
teachers with any part of thier job.  Remember thier job is to make you 
suffer. 

Well stephan, in order to 
make him self look cooler (I guess becuase he looked alot like webster) 
liked to run his big liped mouth to everyone in the classroom. 
    What the hell? I hate it when these niggers go up to women and 
be all 'man Id fuck dat ass' RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACE! Im sure that 
women is going to be all 'oh yah lets do it right here' NO NIGGER, IF 
SHES GOT ANY RESPECT FOR HERSELF SHE WOULD KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING 
DICK AND CALL THE POLICE! 
*NO NIGGER!! THE WHITE WOMEN WILL BOW DOWN TO THE HOLY NEGRO COCK-SWORD AND 
SUCK YOU FOOL! 

Well ol' stephan made the mistake of saying 
'man id fuck dat ass' in front of my friend beth. Beth having 1)a 
hate for any man 2)more self respect then even I, courtiusly took a 
pottery wheel (heavy mo'fuckaz) and prompty threw it at him. 
**Beth seems like a lesbian.  Would she dike out for VAS? 

    ONE NIGGER DOWN, that bitch was in the hospital for 3 days 
mad stitches in his head. 
**What kind of NIGGER are you?  When I hear a white person use the word 
"MAD" to describe magnitude I laugh and remember a morphine addict who had a 
penchant for that word. 

Beth was expelled, yet the sexual harrassing 
self richous nigger got to come back. I guess its a nigger thing. 
    **Good, we need more negros in school to get rid of the morons such as 
Beth. 

    I would walk down the halls, and just see so many niggers doing 
such monkeyish things, for example, one nigger is walking down the hall 
singing (or rapping or whatever its called) that damn woo ha song at 
the top of his lungs. Like anybody wants to hear that bullshit. Well as 
soon as the monkey said 'I GOT JEW ALL IN CHECK' the whole fucking 
nigger population of that hallway yelled 'W00 HA' it made me sick to 
my stomach. I mean you didnt see me walking down the halls singing 
'FUCKING HOSTILE@#!#@!#@!#@!' as loud and as obnoxious as I could. Its 
a nigger thing 
    **I guess "FUCKING HOSTILE!@#!@#" is a white trash thing then.  I enjoy 
Busta Rhymes.  In fact he is one of the most insane negros.  When the race 
war comes I hope Busta Rhymes leads the 15% gradient-tinted negros to 
Victory.  I think that Black People have more of a clue about music than 
White People.  Most of the music that is popular in America right now is 
awful.  Pantera does not denote Musical Taste.  Niether does ChumbaWumba, or 
Busta Rhymes.  But Id rather listen to Rap than Pop or Anally Grinding 
Pantera. 

    There was this one faggot ass nigger named 'Skeeter' In my 
world history class, and all the way through the class he would 
CHEW ON A GODDAMN STRAW and twirl his nappy hair untill he had all 
these little NAP balls on his head. Why is it that every nigger you 
see need somthing to chew on in order to remain cool. Imagine, they 
are slobbering and biting on a peice of material for what? I have no 
clue!!! Mabye its a nigger thing. 
    **Why are you staring at Skeeter?????  And was he really gay?  If so 
please do not dedicate more than 2 lines in your submission about a 
slobbering negro faggot. 

    Why is it every goddamn nigger feels the need to wear some of 
the stupidest goddamn clothing? I know this is a stereotypical view 
of the nigger BUT WHAT THE FUCK? WHEN DID THE MICHILIN MAN BECOME An 
ICON OF FASION? I dont know, Im pretty sure its a nigger thing. 

**I realized your repetitive use of "Its a nigger thing" a while ago.  yet 
it fails to capture the poetic essence of our own REV. FOOLBERT STURGEON. 

    Lets face it, it wasnt cool of us crackers to have enslaved 
the monkeys back in the good 'ol days, but uhm...We let them free 
right? 
****Dont tell Vas readers that.  Next time you hear a negroid slobbering 
about slavery tell them to thank you for freeing them.  MAKE IT A POINT THAT 
THEY THANK YOU AND BE GRATEFUL YOU FUCKING IDIOT???? 

Why the hell do the niggers keep on reverting back to 'HATE 
WHITE PEOPLE BECUASE THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT 
GRANPAPPYS ENSLAVED US!' Uhm, not they didnt enslave you, silly 
nigger they enslaved your ancesters! And how the fuck do you know 
my greatgreat, blah blah grandfather enslaved yoru goddamn un-evolved 
peices of shit? Lets look at this from a historical point of view. 
Hey niggers, what was the civil war? Hmm...not only a fued over land 
but it was a fued over slavery! Who was the north you flat nosed 
bastards? WOW WHITE GUYS WERE FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM, THATS 
REALLY NEAT! 
**Never use the word NEAT ever again.  If you do I hope Hitlers Corpse takes 
a dusty shit in your eye. 

Did you niggers know that even black people owned slaves? 
**Who cares about slavery? The issue has been dead for 150 years.  You seem 
to enjoy debating that.  Lets debate whether the world is flat next issue 
ok? 

yes the free niggers from the north would go and own slaves in the 
south, so before you start talking about us honkeys look at yourselves 
Get an education better then what kind of crack is the best for 
listning to puff daddy with, But then again, its a nigger thing. 
    Every nigger thinks that any word is a racist slur, that is 
directed specificly twards the african americans! For example, I was 
in a drama class (still in high school) and since I really wasnt into 
drama, I would sit there and draw in my schech book. Well one day, 
this nigger chick was all ( I guess, but I wasnt paying attention ) 
was all talking about how white people enslaved her and shit. My friend 
in front of me turns around, looks at what I'm drawing and asks 'What 
you drawin man?'. It was a picture of kermit the frog holding up ms 
piggy's bloody head with a bucher knife in the other hand. I didnt 
like it that much, and it didnt look all that great so I said in a 
normal tone 'Fuckin muppets man' AND THE NIGGER BITCH GOT UP AND WAS 
ALL 'YOU CALLIN ME A MUPPET BITCH?' I was truely shocked, I had no 
clue what was going on. So this nigger all started to talk shit, all 
fast like the nigger bitches do. I just sat there wide eyed, and all 
'wtf'. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?? HIT THE BITCH? Im not into that, but 
lucky for me, my friend known as 'Crazy Jason' got up and smacked her 
in the back of the head, and was all 'shut up nigger'. 
    So this bitch was really pissed at me, so I thought I better 
turn this wrong into a right, and after class I promptly went up to 
this girl and told her how sorry I was for offending her and blah blah 
and how I meant nothing racist out of it. She smiled and said it was 
a big misunderstanding and that its all cool. 
    So here I am thinking everythings cool, and I go on home..The 
next morning I go on into school STILL thinking everything is cool. I 
go into the lunch room where we all congrigate in the mornings and 
sit with a few of my friends. Told them the whole story, as they 
laughed their ass's off at the ignorance of the young girl whom thought 
I called a muppet. The bell rang and I was off to the art room to finish 
up a project I started on a few days before. As I was walking I noticed 
that many o niggers were starting to follow me. When I arrived at the 
door of the art room, I then noticed that they were not circling around 
me, the faint scent of the monkey room at the zoo accumilated around 
my nose. In the mornings the hallways were all dark, I guess to save 
energy or some shit, but anyway, all I could see was a bunch of eyes. 
Like monkeys they started pushing me around in a little circle saying 
shit like 'CALL US A MUPPET NOW BITCH!' 'COME ON CRACKER BOY CALL US 
A FUCKIN MUPPET Y0' then one of the niggers swung at me and hit me 
right in the eye. I fell down, and they all started kicking me OH WOW 
THESE NIGGERS ARE COOL. So I got up again, still a little woosy from 
the mass kicks to my groin, I took one nigger by the nappy head and 
just started ramming his head into the locker, while the other niggers 
beat the shit out of me! The point is, why cant a nigger fight man 
to man? Why must they gang up 10 to 1? You got me, its definatly a 
nigger thing. 

**  What kind of nigger school do you go to?  It seems that you are a major 
dork.  Out of the people you mention 
    A Pottery-Wheel wielding Dyke 
    A Slobbering Negro Faggot 
    Hordes of Rapping Jumping Gangstas 
    A Nigger Muppet 
    Moo-Lah fRo FuCk duh NIGGY UP! 

    Only one of them was your so called friend and the rest were niggers. 
Most of them wanted to kick your ass.  GET OUT OF THAT FUCKING SCHOOL! 
If its a  public school tell your nigger parents to get a job and sent you 
somewhere worth realizing a goal at. 

I assume that the rest of the school shuns you as well?  If so, i strongly 
suggest turning your 8088 512k 10 MB WaReZ MaCHiNe off and going out there 
to revive your reputation.  Maybe even get a girlfriend. 

**END OF SUBMITTED ARTICLE** 

We wont publish the authors name unless he really wants us too. But for now 
we will leave that information cough(su1d)cough for a later date.  Again 
thank you for reading.. Oh By the way make sure you real the classic VAS "HOW 
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