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Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 111
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Foolbert Sturgeon]-º
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º Malt Liquor Review / Highpointe Briefing º
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YoYoYo I would like to tell you all a story about a little place that
I happen to know of that lies in the very heart of the HOOD. That's right,
the HOOD and I do mean the HOOD. You see I live right next door to Mr.
Detroit, and in Mr. Detroit lives "Highpointe". Well now you might be
asking yourself, What the FUCK is Highpointe? Well Highpointe is a LiCKA
Store run by an old arab man who is very talented and immersed in american
culture [ahahahah]. Now you might also say, why the FUCK do I care about
a licka store in the middle of the ghetto? Well because they carry a
substance reffered to as "Malt LicKa". Today we will briefly explore
explore the wide, colorful world of Malt Licka. First, we will begin this
review with that store Highpointe. This is no normal licka sto, be
aware, it is much more. and that is why i am writing about. Now that my
motive is clear, i will move onto the meat of the matter. Highpointe, may
be called a licka store but oh it is much much more. it also supplies
specially previously owned XXX videos, NUGGET magazine (a fucked up nigger
porn... pretty damn sick by the way.) It also carries the drink of the Gods
AKA the Drink of Eazy-E [Bless his black AIDS ass], O.E. AKA Olde English
Beer. Now you can be a pussy, and by 1 or 2 cans, or you can be a real hard
nigger and buy the whole damn 40. (I recommend the 40 from personal
experience). Now, a first drinker of OE may think that OE tastes a hint like
turpentine. Now you know why niggers drink it. You may also be wondering
why you are drinking it. You are drinking it because you are a PIMP. You
shouldn't drink it often, becuase i have heard that after drinking it
often, you grow a big fucking greasy afro and your lips inflate. And dont
bring O.E. around chicks... for some reason OE scares chicks away. If you
wanna get some beer, and you have some chicks on your dick, i recommend Colt
45. Yes, you heard me right, Colt 45. No, I am not Billie D Williams. And
no, you will not have nigger women playing piano in your penthouse and saying
"Yo Billie", but strange things seem to occur after drinking the ever famouse
Colt 45 Malt licka. I believe the effects vary on who you are, but everytime
i drink that shit, something cool happens.. and then afterwards i feel like
shit or really strange. One time i had drank 2 40s of COlt 45 and I friend
and I watched a nigger EX CON get his ass beat down outside of a Taco Bell
in a good white neighborhood by the pigs. It was a good laugh, let me tell u.
Colt 45 is fun sometimes, but i really get sick of going to the hood for this
shit. Especially highpointe, considering there is like 2 inches thick of
dirty glass seperating you from the friendly, efficient Arab-American Staff
[ahahaha]. It is like a licka store run from the corner of a warehouse, and
the parking lot is really dangerous. we have had niggers jump in our car and
demand beer, and to take them back to party with us. we have seen like
gangwars and shit outside it also. it is really an amusing place to spend
a rather boring night. There are niggers that hang around outside and will
buy beer for you for a price, but most of the time they pull low down dirty
nigger moves, and rip your ass off. There is a young arab who works for
highpointe who walks around the store buying beer for customers. Yes, thats
right, he WORKS for the store, and buys beer for the underage customers.
Convenience at its finest. By the way, if you ever buy a fine porno movie,
tell that damn arab "QUALITY", that is the only english word he knows. And
always demand a lower price. he still thinks he is living in fucking Yemen
or wherever and he has to bargain all the prices. He was going to sell a
porno movie one time for $50. Damn arab. Anyway, now, after hearing this
article abour Highpointe and Malt licka, you may say, where the FUCK is
highpointe? Well, if you live in the MeTrO-Deee-TroiT Area, you will find it
easily on about kercheval between 5 and 6 mile i think. it is on the east
side, and it runs right into grosse pointe. Look for the fucked up yellow
sign on the corner. Be sure to wave if you drive by, because you can feel
the love eminating from the establishment. But i repeat, do not do this too
much, or you will become a nigger. Author's Note: I have not noted anything about
those other fine nigger beers such as King Cobra, Red Dog etc. They arent
that great, and if you dont believe me, try it. But, these are the two
most popular nigger beers, and they are the most interesting. Have fun,
and don't get yo ass capped.
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