Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 114

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        Hello fellow readers, welcome to another long - awaited and well 
deserved issue of Vaginal and Anal Secretions.  Yes, we still exist.  We are 
subsisting soley on strange hallucinogens and a few steady pimps in order to 
produce our rather infrequent, new issues.   
        As you may already know, I find BBS women highly irresistable.  This 
file that you are about to read may be called sort of a love ballad.  Yes, 
It is about time that we showed the world how BBS women should be treated.   
These following verses of poetry were not written by me, but by another fellow 
poet of great talent and acclaim.  Bless his soul. 
  

This file is dedicated to my favorite BBS devotchkas: 

                        Midnight Angel 
                        Leather 
                        Peaches (Techman's bitch) 
                        Scintilla 
                        Electra 
                        Mega Elite 
                        Emmanuel Goldstein 

 
"FUCK MY BABY'Z MAMA" 
from "Straight off the Streets of Motherphukkin' Compton", 1996 

Negro Child:  "What're you doin' daddy?" 

Eazy:  "I'm sittin' here writing a song about baby's mothers who try to sue 
        the daddies for child support.  Even though daddy is taking care of 
        the baby, the mother's just, you know, scandless(?), so I'd just like 
        to say..." 

FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA! 

The bitch got drama 
Fuck my baby's mama 
'cause she's the type of bitch that wanna see me broke 
broker than a joke bitch stole my rope(1) 
and every time I see da bitch she needs cash 
she makes me want to slap her ass! 
triflin' bitch always got me in a fit 
the low-life-compton-shoppin'-swap-meet-trick! 

I wanna kill tha ho! 
Then slammah in tha trunk of my 6-4!(2) 
cause YO that HO made my dick GRO 
and now her lawyer's at every show 
waitin' for me ta kick in mah dough 
but bee-fo I go I'm on deaf-row 
Cause tha bitch got too much drama 
FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA 

Chorus: 

FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA! 
(repeat 8 times) 

Fuck mah baby's mama 
the bitch got drama 
and I'm not THA ONE 
I should jess knock her punk ass out 
while I'm in COURT payin' child SUPPORT 
But then I gotta deal with the father and still 
he's the type of nigga that a nigga gotta keel. 
Make me kick her but grip her, don't like her 
Uh, cause the bitch is buyin' skirts instead of diapers... 

Beggin' so much ta hold hands its startin ta look like cups(?) 
I wish i'd nevah fucked. 
But now its too late 
how much you make? 
cause accordin to yo inCOME 
ya might have to spend SOME 
time behind bars 
now you find it hard 
Nevah thought a bitch would pull a stunt like this! 

Can't do another day with Pamela 
So I'm a playah 
On-ah and I'd jess like ta say... 

CHORUS x 600 

I think of all tha monee that i spent on a lawyah 
i used to be an employah 
but now i'm jess an em-ploy-EE 
filing bank-rupt-CEE 
but now that punk bitch can't touch me! Uh! 
I only call her to check up on mah daughter 
now she gotta re-strainin' ordah 
put me to the curb and had tha nerve 
to aks(2) to borrow a dime 
Bitch! You must be outcho rabbit ass mind! Uh! 

The bitch broke me so now I needa crutch 
butcha ya gotta understand the judge don't give a fuck 
about a young nigga that's down on his up 
so i gotta put the P down and B down for tha cause 
and give the bitch back her drawers 
so if yo drivin' by and you see her 
do me a favah.. 
Give the bitch the finger!  FUCK HER! 

CHORUS x 999 

You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! (lasts for 30 secs) 

Notes: 
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(1):  Rope.  Negro for "Gold Chain" 
(2):  Aks.  Negro form of "Ask", pronounced "Axe" 

 
        This song also gives you a better understading about the reason why 
Detroit actually exists.  I think this song also gives an accurate protrayal 
of the young, struggling American Negro these days.  So remember, all of you 
sexy BBS bitches, give Mr. Negro a chance.  

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