Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 096

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º    ßÛÛß    ÛÛ    ÛÛ  ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß  º [ Written By: Jeffery Dahmer             ] º 
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    You may be asking, why fuck with old people?, there so weak and pathetic. 
 Why, because they are the biggest assholes in the world. We pay for there 
 lazy asses out of our paychecks as "Socialist Security" and do they thank us? 
 Fuck no! All they do is whine about everything young or middle aged people 
 do. They whine about how the driving age should be raised to 25, yet i have 
 seen little kidz that could drive better then them. And then there are those 
 pathetic old people that let themselves get so weak they can't lift a bag 
 with a 1/2 pound of lunchmeat in it (I work at a supermarket..). Being old 
 is no excuse for being weak. There are some old people that are still strong 
 because they exercise and are still cool and young inside, but they are few 
 and far between. 

 1. Steal there Socialist Security checks and watch them flip out. They will 
 spend every second of there lives demanding that they get there cash. Don't 
 Feel Guilty, They don't need it and they didn't earn it.. Your like Robin  
 Hood! 

 2. Steal a car from a MaC DaDDy HoMee G WiGGeR. They all got the BiG aSS  
 B00miN BaSS SpeaKeRz. NoW PArK iT OuTsIdE the persons home and pop in one of 
 the WiGGeRz Z00m IcE MC OG MoNeY GaNsTa T's tapes and set it on full blast. 
 Make sure the windows are down and you got ear plugs, or else you might get 
 paralyzed. Then take off. This also works on normal assholes, but old people 
 really hate it. You could also substitute slayer, as most are religous, but 
 that would waste a good tape. Don't feel Guilty, You stole the car from a  
 wigger. 

 3. Steal there pills and replace them with pill shaped cutouts of psyilocibin 
 or LSD in liquid caps. They arn't going to be able to tell the difference. 
 Don't feel Guilty, You just gave these people a good time for free! 

 4. If you work at a Super Market and one is whining at you for something 
 really stupid, like your hair length, fill one of there bags up with  
 everything they bought that is really heavy. Then quickly fill up a few  
 bags with light stuff and cover the heavy one up, cuz usually they check how 
 much the bags weigh. Don't feel guilty, Your making them get some exercise, 
 and it will hopefully give them a lesson in humility and they will not be 
 such assholes next time. 

 5. If they start whining to you about something lame like "MTV should be 
 kicked off TV!@!", tell thim something to the effect of "YEah, MTV sucks! 
 Those corporate jew bastards play lame trendy music. They need more satanic 
 death metal and punk shit". Don't feel guilty, you were agreeing with them. 

 6. Put some Nitro-Glycerin in there gas tanks. Now they will actually drive  
 the fucking speed limit for a change. Don't feel guilty, you are helping 
 traffic and they will get to there destination a lot faster. 

 7. Kidnap one of them and drive them out 10 miles away from there home. Drop  
 them off there naked. Make sure it is Winter. Don't feel guilty, they used 
 to walk home naked through 40 miles of snow, so this should be a walk in the 
 park for them. 

 8. Steal there goofy looking clothes that no one in there right mind would 
 wear and throw them in a pile. Soak this with gasoline and light it. Don't 
 feel Guilty, they need new GOOD clothes, and you were just reminding them. 

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