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Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 072
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0072 º
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º Date Released : [07/27/92] Author: Studmuffin º
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º PHuN In Resteraunts. º
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Welp here we are with yet another issue of this fine periodical called
VaS. First of all, One of our Hq's - PoT BBS - is now down for good so dont
bother calling anymore. The sysop will still pop in around every once in a
while on LiVe WiRe but other than that we wont see much of it anymore.
Also we are really looking for some good authors. VaS is no longer a
'anything' magazine, but a magazine featuring articles on topics such as:
Phreaking , Hacking, Anarchy, Virus Sources, Carding, Etc.
No more music reviews or anything like that. If you have any knowledge
of the above topics, perhaps you can contribute. Let me know on LiVe WiRe if
you are interested.
And now on with the issue...
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How many of you have eaten at a resteraunt, paid a fortune, and got
really shitty food/service. Well now you will know just how to get back at
these guys. I have quite a bit of knowledge on how they work as i have been
working at resteraunts in the past 4 years.
1] At the fine McDonalds and Burger kings who serve you vile bovine innards
they consider hamburgers, we can have a bit of fun. One fun thing to do is go
to the drive-thru, and put a big posterboard on it telling all persons who
come thru to fuck off. Another fun thing to do is go up to the drive-thru, and
fuck with the person on the other end of the mike. Loud screams are fun, you
can talk in funny accents and get mad when they cant understand you, if you
talk really really fast, they will surely screw up your order and give you
more stuff than you really asked for. Or you can order like 500 bux worth of
food, then take off and the guy behind you will be shocked when she hands him
all this food and says that he owes several hundred dollars. Other fun things
to do is to tell the retards who work there <McDonalds is a affirmative-action
employer so they have to have retards ahahah> that you just saw Ronald
McDonald run out the door and he better go chase after him.
2] At the fine Big Boys who overcharge for their shitty food, you can almost
always be assured of a free meal. If you go late at night or when its not
really busy that is. Big boys always have you pay as you leave, but there
isn't always someone at the register and you sometimes have to wait. If theres
nobody there, obviously you jet on outta there. If there is someone, you just
have each one of you leave seperately at 30-second intervals. If you are
stopped, simply tell them the other guy is paying for it.
3] At any fast food resteraunt which has a odd shape, you can usually find
a few seats totally obscured from view of the counter. These are the places
where you re-paint the walls with ketchup & mustard packets. We once popped
around 50 of them all over the place and promptly left. Im sure they had fun
with it.
4] Another fun drive-thru trick is to wait until the guy bends over to give
you your food, then have the person on the passenger side throw stuff in the
little door right above him. The best thing I have found to throw is stink
bombs, or lit smoke bombs. I suppose a half-stick of dynamite would also work
well if you are crazy enough.
5] Rodents and other small animals can do wonders for a resteraunt's reputation,
as do EMS trucks out in front when you call 911 from the payphone by the
resteraunt saying someone is dying because of the shitty food they serve.
You can also put yellow ribbon across the doors and a small signed saying
"This Resteraunt is closed due to health violations". That will certainly
slow down their business a bit.
6] Another fun thing to do is convince them to hire you when you are under-age
and make copies of all your timecards , then call the state labor board and
they will get quite a hefty fine.
7] And remember, they key words to getting free food are "CONSISTENT COMPAINTS".
Any resteraunt within reason will give you a free meal if you complain and
bitch enough. If you are a bunch of kids it may be harder but if you are a bit
older it works EVERY time at any resteraunt I have ever encountered <this means
fast food & REAL resteraunts>.
8] When you are eating at the resteraunt, be sure to spill as much food and
break as many glasses as you possibly can. And be sure to overflow the toilets
when you go to the bathroom. Another thing that raises costs at resteraunts
is to take all their condiments. Once we went to the International House of
Pancakes and drank all their syrup bottles and creme cups we could. Other
places to get stuff are Taco bell, you can make off with thousands of taco
sauce packets. Often you can steal crates of napkins, straws, and be sure to
dump it all over the parking lot on your way out just to let them know they
didnt just get used.
9] Get a job at the resteraunt, sign up to work all day every day, or as much
as you possibly can as far into the future you can and then quit the next day,
be sure to pick lots of shifts that nobody else can work (Holidays are good).
10] And if worst comes to worst, as a last resort, drink a bottle of syrup
of ipecac as you are eating, throw up all over the resteraunt and run out
screaming. This gets em everytime.
Anyhow i planned this to be a bit longer but i ran out of ideas. And
remember we need new authors.
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