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Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 037

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 · 5 years ago

  

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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0037 º
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º Date Released : [06/30/92] Author: Robbie Van Winkle º
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º Vanilla Ice Mini-Biography º
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Well today at the local bookstore I happened to find a free copy of
a Vanilla Ice biography that is now out of print for some reason. Are they
trying to say that Vanilla Ice is not the best rapper in the entire world?
Well he isnt. Hes a fucking lame hairstyle-flaming homo. But however I figured
out of all the sick twisted VaS readers one of you must like him. So i got
a whole shitload of Vanilla Ice information JUST FOR YOU whover you are loser.

Here is a really cool RAP about Vanilla Ice <not>.
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Yo!
He's the number-one rapper
He wants you to love him
In every way
He's Hip
He's Fly
He's Totally Cool
He also wants ya to
Stay in school.

Well there's more but its even worse. I kind of wonder if Vanilla ice didnt
write this book himself. Heres all his personal stuff:

Real name: Robert Van Winkle (related to rip?)
Stage Name: Vanilla Ice
Just Call Him: FAGGOT (He prefers ice though)
Born On: October 31, 1968 (On halloween - explains his everday attire)
Place of Birth: Miami Lakes, Florida
Current residence: Rooming With Boy George.
Hair: Dark Blonde fag cut.
Height: 5'11"
Wt: 165
Shirt size: 38 1/2 ... But make it "really loose" he says.
Hobbies: Jet Skiing, Pumping up the BASS in his car, exposing his genitals
to 12 year olds at elementary schools and asking for oral sex.
First album: Sucked
Second Album: Sucked worse
First Movie: TMNT : Secret of the 000ze (I guess they mean the shit that
gives his hair that big poof that always sticks out in the
middle of his head).
First tour: Opened for Mc. Hammer in 1990. OPENED FOR A FUCKING NIGGER! DAMN
WHY THE HELL IS A WHITE PERSON DOING ANYTHING FOR A NIGGER. THE
NIGGER SHOULD BE LUCKY TO GET TO SING ONE SONG!
Where he was discovered: Writing his name in sperm on a fat drooling old
man's stomach in Louisville, Kentucky.
Record Company: SBK (Suck Big Kocks maybe??)
Advice to his fans: "Use K-Y jelly, it lubricates better than vasoline for
those late night anal attacks".
Manager's name: Tommy Quon (Hes a goofy looking CHINK!)

And now for some cool Vanilla Ice Quotes:
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"I hang around with black people because they have big black cocks that feel
pretty dope up my ass".

"I cut my own hair because i got this neat electric razor but since i have
no need to shave (i hope i get pubes soon), i dont want to waste it".

"The Ice Man Cometh all overeth the Black Maneth Whoeth Sucketh Myeth Dicketh"

And since this is an issue about a wigger... here is the official "Vanilla
Ice Rap Glossary" so you can understand what niggers are saying...

Bad: Excellent
Beat Box: Large Radio
Bug: Weird, Funny, Silly
Bust A Beat Box: Imitate vocally the sound of drum beats
Bust a move: Dance awesomely
Bust a rhyme: Rap
Cha cha cha: talking, chatting
chill out: relax
Coolin': relaxing
Crew: a group of friends
Crib: Your house
Def: Cool or good
Dis: To disrespect or ignore
Dookie: Big or good (like he likes his niggers)
Dope: very very very good
Drive: A cool car
Fly: fine or excellent in appearence
Fresh: hip, up-to-date
Frontin': Showing off, Pretending, telling a lie (hes good at this one).
Funky: cool or good
Gear: Clothing and fashion accessories
get busy: to do something
hip pop: rap music
hottie: a gorgeous girl
hype: great, incredible
kickin': happening
Livin' Large: Enjoying success
Posse: a cool crew
Profilin': Showing off, posing
stupid: anyone who likes rap music
word up: an expression of agreement
yo: a greeting, hello

As you can see, Vanilla Ice and his nigger "posse" have really come up with
quite an intelligent little language here. If you really have the yearning
for some REAL white-person rap music, I would suggest the beastie boys. They
are actually a talented group who are very cool to see in concert.

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