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Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 012
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0012 º
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º Date Released : [05/19/92] Author: Ima Blonde º
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º Some Great Blonde Jokes º
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Well I'm sure all you guys have heard some blonde jokes by now, So I
thought I would try to compile a nice big list of some of the better ones I
have heard. I know, this joke shit is getting lame, but this is the last joke
file I will write, promise...
What does a blonde say after sex?
"So, are you guys all on the same team?"
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
Opens the car door.
Why did the aging blonde have her tubes tied?
So she wouldn't have any more children.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
One- To hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around her.
How can you tell if a blonde has a blonde boyfriend?
There are brusises around her navel.
Two girls were walking down the street when the redhead exclaimed "Oh, how
sad - A dead bird."
The blond looked up to the sky and said "Where?".
What does the blonde say after sex?
"Thanks, guys."
Why are the japanese so smart?
No blondes.
How do you know if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
There are M&M shells all over the floor.
How do you put a sparkle in a blonde's eyes?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747.
What's the difference between a bloinde and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What does a blonde say after you blow in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill".
Why did the blonde return her vibrator to the department store?
It chipped her teeth.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown?
Artificial Intelligence.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a bag of M&M's to alphebetize.
Why did the M&M foreman have to fire the blonde?
She was throwing away all the W's.
What have you got when you line up ten blondes ear to ear ?
A wind tunnel.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
Thats where you wash vegetables, isn't it?
Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
They can't fit eight cups of water into that little packet.
Why do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
A brain tumor.
What does a blonde do after sex?
Walk home.
What does a blonde put between her ears to attract men?
Her legs.
What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
The harder you bang them, the looser they become.
What did the blonde say when she heard she was pregenant?
"Are you sure it's mine?".
Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
What's the difference between an intelligent blonde and bigfoot?
Bigfoot's been sighted.
Why do little blond girls put fish in their underwear?
So they can smell like big blond girls.
Did you hear about the abortion clinic that offers blondes a discount?
There's a year-long waiting list.
Why do so few blondes breast-feed their babies?
It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
What's a blondes idea of dental floss?
Pubic hair.
Know what a "Fuck-Off" is?
The tie-breaker at an all-blonde beauty contest.
Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregenant?
She blew both of them.
Why did the blonde lose her job at the sperm bank?
Her employers discovered she had been embezzling.
How can you tell which computer terminal belongs to the blonde?
There's white-out all over the screen.
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She likes men.
Did you hear about the blonde with a degree in psychology?
She'll blow your mind too.
Why are most blonde jokes so short?
So blondes can get them too.
Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
More head room.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
You realize you never appreceated them until they go down on you.
Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
She couldn't learn the route.
Know why blondes never dial 911 in an emergency?
They can't find 11 on their telephones.
Why did the blonde drive around the block 57 times?
Her turn signal was stuck.
Boof... Welp thats that... Hope you enjoyed these jokes. If you really
want to see more, let me know... I got lots of other prejudiced jokes over
here. Still coming up we should have such interesting topics like hacking and
phreaking items, 2 new authors, The Cannibal's Cookbook, an article telling
you what each different 'box' does, and more! So until next time...
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