Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter 026

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º                Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0026                 º 
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º          Date Released : [06/18/92]       Author: Mr. MyBigFatCock          º 
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º                              Phun at the Mall                               º 
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        Well im sure you all have gotten bored of hanging around the mall 
hitting on chicks, so I decided to compile a small list of alternative things 
to do at the mall. These all will probably get you kicked out forever, but 
what real power do rent-a-cops have anyways? 

 [1] Walk around the mall with some sort of odd costume on. I have tried this 
     with a gas mask, and the other day i wrapped my head in tin foil and 
     cut 2 eye holes and walked around. This gets lots of attention. If you 
     have a gas mask, tell people there is a gas leak, and that they need to 
     get out of the mall immediately, or you can tell them that you are from 
     planet x, and you cannot breathe this harsh earth atmosphere. 

 [2] Run through the mall naked. I dont think I need to elaborate on this one. 

 [3] Take a broomstick, and nudge all the mall cameras so they point up to 
     the sky. They will have fun trying to get them back in place <Especially 
     when they are like 30 ft. off the ground ahaha>. 

 [4] Let mice, rats, snakes, dogs, cats, pigs, horses, etc loose in the mall 
     and watch the commotion. 

 [5] Steal books from the book store. I have not found a bookstore yet that 
     is remotely difficult to steal books from. Just take small ones, and 
     shove 'em down the front of your pants and let your shirt hang over it. 

 [6] Get change and a lighter, and heat up the change super hot <I would 
     reccomend wearing gloves when you do this>, and then roll it down the 
     mall. When old people bend over to pick up that nickle, they will be 
     in for quite a treat. 

 [7] Get some girls, and have them ask the security guard if he wants to get 
     laid tonight. 

 [8] For those malls with moveable benches, move them in the most inconvenient 
     spots <blocking doors, etc>. 

 [9] Ride your bikes through the mall <I did this once and beleive it or not 
     no rent-a-cops stopped us!>. 

 [10] Put Worx-Bombs in strategic locations <See VaS #24>, like in flower 
      planters, lockers,  etc. 

 [11] Put change in the slots on the escalators when you are going up. This 
      will usually jam them up. Or you can get a few friends, sit on the 
      railing <that black rubber handrail strip>, on some models, this will 
      stop the thing completely. Or if you are lucky, there is an emergency 
      stop button. Stop it when lots of people are on it. 

 [12] Go to a store, try on 1000 outfits, wait until the clerk seems totally 
      pissed off, and then notify him that you dont really want to buy 
      anything, you just figured you'd see how much of his/her time you 
      could waste. 

 [13] Throw slurpees, pops, ice cream cones, farm animals, etc. over the 
      edge of the 2nd level <if your mall has one> onto people, or just 
      piss on them <although i wouldnt recommend this in a busy mall>. 

 [14] In the arcade, tell the attendant something like "Your fucking piece 
      of shit machine stole my goddamn motherfucking 5 dollar bill" and 
      inform them you want it back. Of course you never put any money in 
      the thing, but how are they gonna know? 

 [15] Drive up next to the rent-a-cop, get him to roll down his window, then 
      throw shit in his car <eggs, opened containers of spoiled milk, etc>. 
      Make sure your license plate is covered or he may get it and call the 
      real cops. 

 [16] Find a locked car with some cool shit in it, tell the rent-a-g' that 
      you locked your keys in 'your' car. He will make you sign lots of forms 
      and shit, have fake id ready <doesnt matter what name you have on it> 
      and you're in. 

 [17] Right when the mall janitor cleans the glass windows, go eat some 
      pizza at Little Caesars or whatever, get your hands all covered with 
      grease and sauce and shit, then while he's still cleaing them, lean 
      on the glass he just cleaned and get it all fucked up then say "ohhh 
      soo soorry dude didnt know you were cleaning it ahhaha". 

        Oh well that it for tonight. I dont know why I wrote this, well yeah 
I do.... We havent written any VaS files for ages so i wrote 3 tonight. 
LaterSkaters. 

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