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Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest 05
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º ÛÛÜ ÜÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #5 - July 30, 1994 º
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º °° Introduction °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Locust Abortion Technician º
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Welcome to yet another fine issue of VaS. Yes we are back, and more
]<-Ko0L then ever! For those of you who might be interested, We will be
checking out having official VaS tshirts printed up. They will most likely
be White tees with a 2 color front & back silkscreen featuring some
offensive pictures and text. So let us know if you might be intersted in this,
We'd be more then happy to do it at cost if enough people were interested.
Anyhow, Onto the good shit...
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º °° A Tribute To LEECH °°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: /<aPTaiN ]<-RaD º
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Well, Apparently VaS has a little competition here in the 313 area code.
It comes from a magazine called LEECH. This is run by The Grim Phreaker (Loom),
who purports himself to be the one who will make 313 a "hackers heaven" or
some such nonsense even though it is quite obvious that he is a 15 year old
virgin with nothing else to do but hang out by his computer all day long. I
will analyze some LEECH magazines for you here and see what YOU guys think.
(Of course I'm sure we can expect to see something EXACTLY the same but trying
to pick apart VaS in the next issue of LEECH, But oh well, we did it first!).
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Leech #4:
"Lysergic Acid Amide:
Go up to Frank's nursery and lift a pack of Morning Glory seeds. Next, plant
them and wait about 2-3 months (yea, that part REALLY sucks!) After they grow
about 4' tall, then cut them. Go home, put the plants on a sheet of blotter
paper (get those from diabetics), put it in the microwave for about 30 secs.
After this, you've got a sheet of LSD for your own personal use."
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Um, sure kid. If you are so pathetic that you can't get LSD for 2-3
months then I really doubt you know what you are talking about. I hate to
tell you this, but a morning glory plant does NOT have LSD in it. The seed
contains a similar chemical, but it must be extracted chemically, not microwaved.
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Leech #5:
"The Moped Bomb:
Heh heh...this one is my favorite! But it's kinda complicated! Ok, first of
all, get either some pipe bombs or some nice plastics. Wire them to the
ignition. When they start their moped, heh heh, it'll BLOW that motherfucker
away wishing he didn't have that annoying pussy engine!"
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Well thanks for explaining those complicated plans out so well for us
here. And thanks for this oh-so-useful information that your average 3 year
old already knows.
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Leech #6:
"Fighting-
The dood is unarmed.. nothing..
He's dumb and attacks.. You move to the opposite side of his fist, and
slash his face..
He'll probably swing and rage, slash his other side..
Now, he won't fuck with you, if ya wanna kill him, read above."
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So what your saying, is if some comes at you, don't let him hit you.
Thanks for the tip, killer.
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Leech #7:
"There are TONS of lame ass BBSes in the 313 & 810 areacodes..and I could write
about 1000 issues of LeECH to tell you about them all...but this one's devoted
to one lamer board...Cool World...
On my board I used to have ACiD ANSi's WITH the author's names and shit..well,
this fucker says "Oh, so you're a member of Hyper? Dood, you use RIPPED ansi
on your board!"...ok fucker, call, you'll see that EVERY ANSi (except for my
menu set) are by me or other Hyper members. The fucker starts going on trashin
CyberNet and The Grim Phreaker ("The Grim Phreaker and the Atomic Idiot are a
bunch of hacker wannabe's!") This pissed me off, because TGP is really making
313 cool again with his board, Hyper, and CyberNet...something I am also trying
to accomplish."
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Well unfortunately, your BBS qualifies as majorly lame in most people's
book so you really shouldnt be talking. TGP is trying to make 313 cool again?
I don't think so. None of you idiots were around when 313 WAS cool. You are
all just a bunch of stupid 15 year olds who think you are hackers because you
have a handful of outdated texts.
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Leech #8:
"Final notes:
VMB hacking is very easy...it's almost impossible to get caught...in the near
future, I will write about 800 VMBs. Oh yea, an odd thing happened. I was
doing random dialings when I came across a BBS! This BBS is TOLL FREE! Anyone
can call it from any country and it won't cost a dime. 313-605-1690 for Hell.
It's a h/p/a/c/v/elite BBS and it's pretty hard to get on."
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First of all you dont know what you are talking about. You are referring
to the Ameritech Cellular Phone voice mail systems as "aSPeN VMBs" when they
arent. I Can't wait to see them re-type the LoL file on hacking 800 vmbs. And
HELL is NOT a h/p/a/c/v/elite bbs. Its a warez bbs. And i really doubt he
let your lamer ass on.
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Leech #9:
"Kneeing in the crotch can also put him out for a while.. assuming you're
fighting a man.
Snapping the neck can be efficent.. of course for thos fancy people..^
You can snap his back, pushing in the center quickly and forcefully."
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I think you guys need to get your asses kicked a few times and see
how your "fighting" tips help you.
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Leech #10:
"Well, I just got back from Cedar Point. They have a new ride, Raptor, which
is the ULTIMATE ride...better than any drugs (just kidding!) Anyway, I am
rating the coasters there...
...Those are the only cool ones. Anyway, one more thing. There MUST be computers
there to hack. Look for them. You can fuck up their rides and kill tons of
people! Late."
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Wow, for a bunch of hackers, you havent gotten into anything even
remotely interesting yet. Yeah there MUST be computers running those
super-complicated roller coasters. They require a CRAY supercomputer to
operate the belt that pulls the car up the first big hill. Yeah, Last time
I was there I hacked the corkscrew so it went off the tracks and I killed 50
people. I was cool. Huh-huh-huh. Yeah, that was cool. heh-heh-heh.
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Leech #24:
"Well, there are many ways to go about carding, I will tell you the easy ways.
If you have a job at a sales counter at Hudson's or JC Penny's, or any of
those other stores, you can pick the trash for carbons.
They have the basic info about the person, Name, phone #, Social Security #,
and other stuff.
Now, with your carbon, go to a payphone and call a company..
tell them you'd like a 28,800 ZOOM.
They ask you your number, name, etc.
Now, they will call back to confirm the order most of the time, make sure
you have someone at home waiting for the call or something to that effect.
Now, the drop site, the most important part, is selected before you called.
The drop site can be anywhere.. I'd say the best place would be a neighbor
who's going on vacation in two weeks or so, or some empty house."
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Wow, an article on CARDING? What a concept. How original and
innovative. Make a list of 3l33t acronyms you know (about 9) next! "Make sure
you have someone at home waiting for the call" ???? What the hell? At YOUR
home? So the cops can bust you? Or how about the person you stole the cc #
from's house? I bet he'd be MORE than willing to verify something he didn't
order. My god, get a clue guys... You better re-read those 50,000 other tfiles
on how to card so you at least get your facts straight to that one person who
has never seen an article on how to card things.
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Well, Thats all the space I care to devote to this utterly pitiful
magazine. If you have seen a more pathetic magazine, please send us a few
issues, we'd be glad to 'review' it.
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º °° More Hardcore Hacking °°°°°°°°° º Written By: The Psychotic Pyrotic º
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ThE /<-RaD GrIm PhReAkEr aNd HoMiCiDe GuIdE 2 HaKiNg
(FoR LeECh MaGaZiNe- /<-RaD!!!)
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º °° The Button Strangler °°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Doom Frog º
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The Button Strangler was a weapon invented by Joseph Kallinger, a mass
murderor, known as the Shoemaker who thought all the world's problems could
be solved by a proper pair of shoes. While completely mad, he did invent
a somewhat interesting weapon while in prison, known as The Button
Strangler. This is somewhat similar to a garrotte, but it combines the
strangling effect, with slicing the throat apart by the use of razor blades.
Joseph Kallinger: 'The button strangler: Designed to choke any size neck by
hand!'
Materials:
Sewing machine
16 metal buttons
16 double edged Razor blades
cloth, preferably strong, you can double it over a couple times and sew it
together to strengthen it if its too weak.
To make:
1. First, make a nice length of cloth, two feet long, one and a
quarter inches wide, and one quarter of an inch thick. Double the cloth
over until its the appropriate thickness.
2. Place razorblades, so that the shaft of each button goes through the
razor, and attach the buttons to the cloth. The buttons will hold the
razorblades in place. Wether you want them all facing in one director,
or alternate them is up to you. These blades make the strangler a cutting
as well as choking instrument.
3. Sew on handles to the ends of the cloth, Make them slots, so you can get
your hands locked in them for choking. Be sure to sew them on so they'll
stay, and to use strong thread, and properly secure them. You don't want
the handles to come off in the middle of an attack.
4. Voila, you now have a button strangler.
It should look something like this: (but longer of course, being two feet
long, and having 16 razorblades instead of seven)
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To use, you would put it over the victim's neck, like you were going to
choke them, then give it a quick but fierce snap, to rip their throat up
with the razorblades, then begin using the strangler to choke them,
preferably thrashing them back and forth a bit to further the throat damage
during the attack.
The button strangler is, simply put one of the most brutal, and
gruesome weapons devised, and Joseph tested his new invention on one of his
prison guards shortly after he created it, as a side note, severely injuring
the guard for life, though not killing him, after he suffered one of his
hallucinations.
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º °° Familiar Story °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Concerned Citizen º
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Hmmm. Well apparently VaS is the ultimate magazine because even the
innovators of the textfile group scene "Cult of the Dead Cow" are stealing
stories from us. Let us investigate:
VaS #059 - July 14, 1992 - "Spontaneous Combustion and the Aryan Parade"
CdC #258 - May 05, 1994 - "Spontaneous Combustion and the Aryan Parade"
Apparently the fellows over at CdC should check their sources and
make sure that the material hasn't already been released heh. We will let it
slide this time, but if it happens again, wE aR3 g0nnA haCk y00 DeWDz !111!1!
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º °° How To Make A Bong °°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Hypo Luxa º
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Well, since most of you reading this are poseur st0ners, I will
enlighten you on how to make god's most important creation: The water bong.
I am writing this file because I have only ever seen one plan for a bong in
a textfile, and It sucked gnards.
Anyways, this is the perfect method for smoking your pot (assuming
your lam3r ass can find some), as it cools and filters the smoke from the
pot, allowing you to take massive hits and not cough a lot.
The plans are simple to follow, to make this phine bong, you will n33d
to get your hands on the following materials:
1 rigid clear plastic tube (approx 1" wide x 1' long)
1 Drill w/assorted bits
1 Tube Silicon caulk
1 small length of copper tubing approx 1/2" wide x 6" Long.
1 Small metal container for the bowl (Large bolts work well)
1 Plastic Base (Approx 5"x5"x1/2")
1 Screen (Small metal screen door patches will also work)
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First of all, you want to drill 2 holes in the rigid plastic tube (1).
The first will be a small tokehole (2) about 2" From the top. The other will be
a hole just bigger then your copper tubing about 1" from the bottom. Now
caulk the tube (1) to the plastic base (5) and let dry. Now caulk the small
"bowl" to the end of the copper tubing and insert the screen. Now insert the
screen into the bowl. After this dries, insert the tubing into the tube at
approx a 45 degree angle. Now caulk and seal the gaps around the hole.
Congradulations, you now have made your own krad water bong, I made
one using a part from a gerbil cage (a tunnel tube) from Meijers and It
worked out nicely. To smoke out of this, fill the big tube with water up to
about 1/2" below where the pot sits in the bowl. Now cover the tokehole with
your finger, and place your entire mouth over the top of the tube. Hold a
light up to the bowl like if you were just smoking a bowl, and inhale deeply.
It probably wont seem like you got a hit since its soo smooth, but as long
as you heard the water bubbling, you did! After inhaling almost a full lungful,
finish it off by releasing your finger from the tokehole and sucking in the
remaining smoke from the tube. For cooler smoke, make the water bong even
taller (The biggest I ever saw was a 5' 5-chamber bong). Anyhow have fun
using this great invention, just remember to seal all the joints airtight,
or it just wont work!
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º °° el33T aKR0NyMZz °°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Hermes Pan º
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Well I was reading a copy of PaTH magazine (yet another 3i3 "hacker"
e-zine), and I saw this list of acronyms. Now I'm thinking - ok, typical lame
ass required tfile for a group here... Ok, they didnt even have VAS on there,
pretty sad, and I saw a few errors there.
Anyhow, I felt that we need a VAS-ified version of this list, because
THESE are the answers that will REALLY get you onto all the /<-k00l boards
(Hey, they always work for me!). So here we go with a somewhat complete
VaS-ified version...
ANI : Anal Negroes Inc.
MCM : Miami Counsel of Masturbation
ICE : I Chase Elephants
NYC : Naked Yeti Club
TCS : The Chinchilla Sniffers
VGA : Vivacious Gay Aardvarks
UGC : Ugly Girls Club
AP : Anal Penises
MAD : Massive Anal Destruction
MGA : Minor Goiter Adjustment
MNP : Microwaved Naked Person
PCH : Pretty c00l Hacker.
VMB : Very Massive Booger
WHOA: Wicked Hookers on Acid
CHAOS: C00l Hackers Are On SPAMnet.
UPI : United Penis Inspectors
MCC : Many C00l C0DeZ
PB : Plaid Buttocks
TDS : The Dog Sexecutors
ISSN: I Smell Some Negroes
ANIF: A Negro Is Funny
INC : Im Naked and Crazy
TSAN: The Smell Ass Negro
FiRM: Fuck it Real Messy
TCK : The c00l Kr00
LOD : Lamers of D00m
LOD/H: Lamers of D00m/Homos
NAPPA: Need Another Pretty Penis Asap
LAN : Laugh At Negroes
UNIX: Ugly Nookie In X-rated flics
AT&T: Afro-africans are Tall & Thin
MCI : Many Colorful Indians
COD : C0mputerz Of D00m.
PCB : Penis-shaped Cutting Board
SIG : Smokin Is Groovy
PBX : Pretty Bitchen X-rated movie
ISO : International Sac Observers
VAX : Vaginal and Anal eXcretions.
CHINA: Curly Hairs In Nookies and Asses
CIA : Crazed Indian Attacker
CNA : Cool Nostril seepAge
CPI : Corrosive Penal Injections
DMA : Digital Masturbation Adjustor
DTMF: Digital Testicle Monitoring Field
HACK: Horny Ass Computer Kids
NARC: Need A Rigid Cock
NASA: North American Satanic Allegience
PPP : Pretty Prominent Penises
PSN : Penis Smashing Negroe
PTL : Penis Totin' Lesbians
SPI : Small Penis Innovators
TCS : The Cum Slurpers
THG : The Horny Goats
CCN : Crazy Computer Nerd
PHUN: Penis Holding Underground Nurses.
CDC : Copycat D0rKs Club
CUD : Complete and Utter Dildoes
NIA : Naked Indians in Action
NUI : Naked Ugly Inuits
PDN : Perfectly Damp Nookie
PSS : Perfectly Soft Snatch
H0pe you krad dewds can use this ultra helpful information in you
conquests in cyberspace.
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No Remorse: This Time the world Lyrics
Ok, HeRe aRe SoME /<-RaD oI LyRiCs Fr0m ThE BaNd n0 ReMoRsE 4 aLL U
WaNNaBe SkInHeAdZ.
This Time the WoRld
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Theres a new hope for the youth today
It's not black power or what communist say.
What it is, will now say,
will be carried out, with godforsaken.
This time the world x3
This goddamn time, the world.
We won't believe the media lies, that try to impersonate me.
We fight against the communist spies, and they try to fix our DFGCXDSGDS
This time the world x3
This goddamn time, the world.
This time the world x3
This goddamn time, the world.
And now we know, the truth and thoughts, they say mustn't be spoken.
Even now, the future is cost, and the rest of our systems are broken
This time the world x3
This goddamn time, the world.
And now we fight thee eternal jew, with our rebel flags unfold.
Theres something good and theres something new,
Will Take this time... The World.
This time the world x3
This goddamn time, the world.
Burn them to the ground
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Stands there on the corner, Reaper dressed in black.
Make our nation of old again, he refuses to go back.
Filthy little Asians, in his cornershop.
Governmental help, gave him all he's got.
So those that try to stop us, Burn them to the ground.
Ignore his pleads for mercy, keep there voices down.
He sells his goods at double price, thats how he makes his bread.
scrounging dirty packing, one stop and see he's dead.
He's an immigrant, with a false dream.
Behind it lies, a mind of evil sin.
So those that try to stop us, Burn them to the ground.
Ignore his pleads for mercy, keep there voices down.
One Day, the world will know that Adolf Hitler was right.
SEIG HEIL!
Triparty parliaments broke up by the jews,
Nationalist opposition are only bound to lose.
Take there corrupt system, stand up for your race,
cuz when we finally win, they will have no place.
So those that try to stop us, Burn them to the ground.
Ignore his pleads for mercy, keep there voices down.
This land is ours
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White Man, when will you stand, against all who'd destroy our land.
Western Man, with iron will, this land is ours and our nation still.
Trust himself, not the empires scorn, the white confederation will be born.
This land is ours, this land is ours.
Defended with your might.
This land is ours, this land is ours,
against an endless night.
Men of the land, when will you claim, the place that you alone can tame.
The weapons of the land are the peoples to hold, in the hands of the traitor
there surely sold.
Take the land, put the people first, enough to quench the nationalist thirst.
This land is ours, this land is ours.
Defended with your might.
This land is ours, this land is ours,
against an endless night.
Men of Scotland, Men of Wales, Seems the power that the new age hails.
Men of Ireland, Englands Many, are ready to fight the common enemy.
Defend the homeland from the empires scheme, dare to live your forefathers
dream.
This land is ours, this land is ours.
Defended with your might.
This land is ours, this land is ours,
against an endless night.
Race Traitor
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Its a port of minoritys, you say they do no harm.
Well, try telling that to the residents of Broadwater farm.
You say there downtrodden, and no one understands.
There infecting our people and there destroying our land.
Your a race race race traitor.
Your time will come sooner or later.
Your a race race race traitor.
A race Traitor!
Infecting our colledge, there questionable morality.
Inflicting self guilt to save there own nationality.
Your going out with a niger, he's an ignorant thug.
He treats you like dirt and he pumps you full of drugs.
Your a race race race traitor.
Your time will come sooner or later.
Your a race race race traitor.
A race Traitor!
And now your drug pushing, you got a black baby.
You act like a tramp and not like a lady.
Your the lowest of the low, your a total discrace.
Drug infested creature, your a traitor to the race.
Your a race race race traitor.
Your time will come sooner or later.
Your a race race race traitor.
A race Traitor!
We Salute You!
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Did you hear the news that Rudolf Hess is dead.
Someone inside has killed him, thats what the allies said.
But I was disbeleivin, the allies made him die.
They ought to fry, explosive in there lies.
The truth, we know what it is, no matter what they do,
And Hero Rudolf Hess... WE SALUTE YOU!
Victem of Hate, no way to answer back.
Hess could have saved us, you know that is a fact
He flew right in to Britian on a mission of the peace.
Judge there wouldn't listen, he was locked up, No release.
The truth, we know what it is, no matter what they do,
And Hero Rudolf Hess... WE SALUTE YOU!
Deputy to Hitler, he served his country well.
But the allies wanted him silenced, so they killed him in a cell.
Now instead of rememberence for a man who did his best,
we must all remember, The plight of Rudolf Hess!
The truth, we know what it is, no matter what they do,
And Hero Rudolf Hess... WE SALUTE YOU!
Smash the Reds
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Nazi's Nazi's Nazi's Nazi's Nazi's
You sound like Margeret Fucking Thatcher
You sound like Margeret Thatcher
Shutup you White Power
White Power!
Fuck with us, and you'll get hurt
Skinheads attack and a coming concern.
Lookit around, see the reds run.
Wanna take scotland, the fight is on.
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
The state is fading and terms are our own
The Westons get done and <unknown>
Four Thousand Brits of very excellent scum.
And they haven't got a thought on which way to run!
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Who's the next victem, what happens now,
Who'll get a taste of skinhead White Power.
Whoever it is, they'll have to learn,
who rules England, we have the best band.
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Smash, smash, smash the reds!
Don't you know were Skinheads!
Nigger
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Arrested a Junkie on his feet, Wears his gold from crookery.
Sells his drugs to poisen our kids, alien cultures born from apes.
Nigger! Hide your face.
Don't try and mess with the master race!
Nigger! Hide your face.
Don't try and mess with the master race!
So many times, i saw you
Feeling fit, it's what you do.
Laws are passed, to leave you alone.
If we critize, to prison we will go.
Nigger! Hide your face.
Don't try and mess with the master race!
Nigger! Hide your face.
Don't try and mess with the master race!
Niggers sell drugs, to pass staight by.
Mass immigration, is no business why.
The clock ticks by, Your time is running out.
We are gonna win and i can't see any doubt.
Nigger! Hide your face.
Don't try and mess with the master race!
Nigger! Hide your face.
Don't try and mess with the master race!
Hail the order
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<SS Marching sounds>
Men dressed for combat, with boots and with guns.
For the day of Judgement has only just begun.
The signal's been given, theres no turning back,
Warsaw burning at the cry of attack.
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail!
Seig Hail!
Victory not for battles, Victory not for Blacks!
Victory for the purpose, Victory for attack!
They may go down fighting, to then they'll go to there place.
Sounds of a dying Nation, Fighting for there rights!
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail!
Seig Hail!
<This stanza Unknown>
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail!
Seig Hail!
To try to fight today, a blue and white creation.
Existance is ours, for the next generation.
Power up the people, now voice them all.
In the neverending struggle, to which governments fall.
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail the order!
Hail the order! (echo)
Hail!
Seig Hail!
Zyclon-B?
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Did 6 million really die, or was it just a zionist lie.
Socialised Nazi scares of proof, why did they try to cover up the truth.
Society cast National Socialism through, organized lies imposed by the jews
Six Million of the Jewish race
Evidence, there's not a trace.
Impossibilitys of zyclon-B,
They tried to fool, you and me.
The biggest scandal in history, they didn't want the women to be free.
Forgery, is what they have to do, to propogate the lies of those evil jews.
Well, National Socialism didn't die, the truth broke trough there major lies
Six Million of the Jewish race
Evidence, there's not a trace.
Impossibilitys of zyclon-B,
They tried to fool, you and me.
So let's make Europe Jewish free, we all want a white society.
This society is rotten to the core, so stand for us in this forecoming war.
With honor and loyalty we'll surly win, we've broke the traditions of our
kip and kin.
Six Million of the jewish race
Evidence, there's not a trace.
Impossibilitys of Zyclon-B,
They tried to fool, you and me.
ZYCLON-B! It couldn't be.
Race War
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Last Night i had a dream, a vision of whats to come.
I saw it all, father England, when the racewar had begun
I saw it all, burning citys, and the revenants of towns.
The Face of Humiliation, confusion all around.
So what has happened here to England, to the country that i love,
The place is full of people, the streets are full of love.
What is in the future, what now do we face
Destruction of our country, extinction of our race
But like a day after daybreak, i saw a glimmer of hope.
White Men, congregated, the revenge of our folk.
Guns were circulated and bombs were being deployed.
Heroes were emerging, all resistance being destroyed.
So what has happened here to England, to the country that i love,
The place is full of people, the streets are full of love.
What is in the future, what now do we face
Destruction of our country, extinction of our race.
I found myself awakening, to the sound of a distant fight.
Another gang of Nigers, rampaging through the night.
I think back to that image of a free and pleasent land.
Will we ever see victory, will the white man ever stand?
So what has happened here to England, to the country that i love,
The place is full of people, the streets are full of love.
What is in the future, what now do we face
Destruction of our country, extinction of our race.
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º °° ViSioN-X HaCK TriCK °°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Sneaky Pete º
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Well, We're not sure just HOW useful this information will be to all
of those who wish to hack Vision-X, But here is some private email dated
July 1, 1994 from Ryec (V-X Author) to Aftermath (V-X Alpha). What the hell -
If it doesnt work anymore its still pretty funny....
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Mike, sorry i couldn't get a hold of you earlier, but it's important you get
this message. As a result of a slight oversight, it is possible for anybody to
type in the /<sysop name> followed by an exclamation mark and it will fucking
nuke the hard drive. I don't know how I did this, I must of been stone drunk
when i programmed it in. And the worst part is that it only works on TRULY
registered sysops. If this gets out, we'll be in deep fucking shit. We're
gonna have to find someway to release an upgrade version for the 0.99C. I
tried to stop it once I found out, but it's too late now.. too many people
have it already!
Don't let the beta sites even know about it. Holy fuck did I ever mess up.
Jesus Christ.. anyways, call me as soon as possible! Later man.
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Well hey kids, thats all for this phine iss-y00 of VaS. It came out a
bit later than I had hoped, but its loaded with all sortsa krad shit so enjoy.
If anyone is interested in writing, we can be contacted at the new VaS HQ.
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