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Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest 01
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º ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest º
º ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û º Issue #1 - Released Friday September 11, 1992 º
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º VaS: Leading You Boldly Into The Future With Innovative Ideas And Stories º
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People Who Contributed To This VaS Issue:
Studmuffin, Boo-Ya MaN, Gandolf, Stone Cold.
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º ÛÛ²±° VaS DiGeST iNTRoDuCTioN °±²ÛÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: STuDMuFFiN °±²ÛÛÛÛÛ º
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Well, right about now you are probably saying "What The HeLL?!? What
Happened to the small issues of VaS I am used to seeing?". Well We have
recently decided to make VaS more of a "group" effort and make it a weekly
magazine. We are still the fun-loving anarchists that we always have been and
always will be, we just figured this way it would be a lot more interesting
to read. We will also be having lots more internet stuff in here along with
other things new to VaS.
We will be recruiting new writers, so if you can write, or know others
who would like to write, then feel free to contact me on LiVE WiRE bbs or on
the Internet if you have access to it. The magazine will be coming out once
each week, on fridays. So the issues will vary in size from week to week, so
we need your help to keep it alive. If you feel you have something interesting
to share with us, be it a textfile on anything from computer-underground stuff
or drug information to original stories or what-have-you, please send it to me
on LiVE WiRE.
Also, we are always searching for distribution sites for VaS. We don't
care how /<raD your board is or anything, as long as you are willing to call
and get the new VaS issues from LiVE WiRE once a week or so, you should be
able to get in, as long as there isnt already a distribution site in your area
code. You are also welcome to call LiVE WiRE and download all 85 of the old
VaS single-topic files which are always free downloads.
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º ÛÛ²±° Internet Tip Of The Week °±²ÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: SToNE CoLD °±²ÛÛÛÛÛ º
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Accessing the IRC.
Ok, I know many of you lamers out there have absolutly NO idea what
IRC is so lemme explain it in plain english. IRC is basicly a "chat-line"
of sorts. The only diffrence between this and any old multi-node bbs
with node to node chat, is that you can talk to virtualy thousands of
people from all over the world. Sounds cool eh? "But how do I get to it?"
you ask. Well, if you have a bit of knowledg about the internet you
should have no problem with this.
All you have to do is:
1) Get on the internet. (If you don't know what the internet is,
well, thats your problem.)
2) Simply : telnet dood.cheme.cmu.edu 6667
C) Ok, your there, but nothing's happening. All you have to do now
is this:
USER <yourfirst> <yourlast> 1 1 <CR> (Don't forget the 1 1)
NICK <An Eleet Handle of your choice> <CR>
4) Hey, cool, you got that funky "welcome" message. "Now What?"
Well, this is the real FUN part. Type LIST for a list of
confrences. There are PLENTY of them, and they don't pause so
read FAST!
E) You join a confrence. (What a novel idea!) to do this simply
type
Join #confrence name
6) Wow, neato, cool, and all that crap. You've just joined a
confrence (Creaming you bugel boy's as any lamer would). Now
you can either introduce your-self by typeing something like
privmsg #confrence-name Hey all!
or you could just sit back and try and figure out what the hell
everyone is talking about.
X) There is TON's more. But that should be enough to get you
started.
Well, thats all for this tip, hope it helps you lamers out a bit. Stay
tuned to VaS for more stupid little InterNet tips for lamers.
Next Tip: Mud's - What are they and how do I play?
--SToNeCoLD - WiLD CHiLD (616) 538-0167 - No Lamers (9600+ ONLY)
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º ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° THe DaMMiT MaGaZiNE °±²ÛÛÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: Boo-Ya MaN °±²ÛÛÛÛÛ º
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If any of you guys in 3i3 have read the new issues of a electro-mag
called DAMMiT you will probably laugh at the lameness of the dorks who
obviously think they too will be /<-k0oL like us at VaS if they made their
own magazine. After careful review of some of their issues, we have found them
to be quite lame, most of the 'authors' are a bunch of dorks who arent funny,
and have no knowledge of anything of interest to anyone except Bhuddist monks
in Niggeria, Afrikka.
The included the message "We are not trying to compete with VaS, that
would be insane". Well for a bunch of losers like you guys, it would be more
than insane, it would be impossible, because you guys write the shittiest
magazine (I have personally read better phone books) in the entire world, let
alone the lamerville of 3i3.
Anyhow greets g0 out to all the good magazines out there <VaS, vAs, VAS,
vas, etc>. And DAMMiT, give it up, you suck the sweat off Grizzly Adams' sac.
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º ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° GaNJa PRiCe GuiDe °±²ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: Boo-Ya MaN °±²ÛÛÛÛÛ º
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Right from the pages of HiGH TiMES, this will give you an idea of
what you should be paying for the best plant in the world, ganja weed. I made
the information into a simple chart so all you st0ners can understand. The
prices are all in dollars.
City/State Type 1/4 Oz. Oz. 1/4 Lb. Lb.
----------------------- ------------- --------- ----- --------- -----
Tuscon, Arizona Mexican ??? 100 300 ???
Corona, California Hydro 25 ??? ??? ???
Eureka, California Humboldt ??? 400 ??? ???
Chico, California Killer Green 95 350 ??? ???
Magalia, California Mexican 50 ??? ??? ???
Mindfuck ??? 160 ??? ???
Safety Harbor, Florida Skunk 45 140 ??? ???
Atlanta, Georgia Swaggy ??? ??? ??? 1400
Oahu, Hawaii Columbian ??? 400 ??? ???
Californian ??? 650 ??? ???
Chicago, Illinois Green 50 160 475 1400
Richton Park, Illinois Skunk 50 190 ??? ???
Newburgh, Indiana Pine Sinse 60 ??? ??? ???
Red-Hair 40 ??? ??? ???
Boonvile, Indiana Skunk 40 ??? ??? ???
Evansville, Indiana Unknown 50 ??? ??? ???
Iowa City, Iowa Hydro 150 600 ??? ???
Mexican 50 ??? ??? ???
Green 60 210 ??? ???
Elsemer, Kentucky Killer 65 250 900 ???
Mexican 40 140 ??? ???
Hashish ??? 650 ??? ???
New Orleans, Lousianna Hybrid 45 150 ??? 1800
Kind 80 325 ??? ???
Boston, Massachusetts Commercial 50 165 ??? ???
Concord, Massachusetts Red-Hair 70 ??? ??? ???
Worcester, Massachusetts Commercial 50 ??? ??? ???
St. Louis, Missourri Skunk 50 120 ??? ???
Las Cruces, New Mexico Mexican 25 70 ??? 725
Rochester, New York Green 40 110 375 ???
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Mexican 35 ??? ??? ???
Green 40 ??? ??? ???
Ashland, Oregon Killer 100 350 ??? ???
Mexican 50 150 ??? ???
Johnson City, Tennesee Red-Haired Green 45 180 ??? ???
Memphis, Tenesee Skunk 50 160 ??? ???
Thai 60 ??? ??? ???
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If you don't already read High Times, I would strongly suggest
running up to yer local arab party store and picking up a copy today.
Anyhow greets out to all, I'm new to VaS, and I hope ya guys like
the stuff I'm doing...
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º ÛÛÛ²±° MuSiC StoRes: GeT eVeN °±²ÛÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: GaNDoLF °±²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ º
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I am sure that I speak for all of us when I say that the censorship lawz in
America suck. I mean face it... this country is getting less and less phree
as we speak. They won't let us do anything. I can maybe understand this
shit when yer like 8 or 9.. but hell.. most of us are over 16 years old.. and
its not like we never heard the words before.. and its not like we don't use
them! I mean.. as metallica would say "What the hell?". We have to do
something.. and we have to do it soon or most of us will be 18.. and be able
to buy the shit.. and not have the priviledge of fighting these bastards.
Its mostly the large chain storez that do this.. Musicland, Harmony House,
Record Town.. etc.. and we dont' have to put up with this SHIT anymore. We
have to ban together as a group and fight these guyz. Steal Steal Steal..
Ok.. they won't sell us the tapes.. and they expect us to just LEAVE?.. WRong
here are some tips on Stealing tapes:
1. Make sure all wrappings are off of the tapes.. it is easy if you bring
some sort of pencil or pen to break the wrapping.. make sure that you do
this near the back of the store.. some of them are really large...
2. When stealing CDS.. DO NOT take the box.. its almost impossible to
smuggle one of those fuckers out there.. so make sure you get the cd out of
the box.. and then put the box behind some others.. so they will not notice
for awhile.. and you'll be long gone
3. Steal their best sellerz.. keep yer hands off that country shit that they
have.. that is where you want to take the wrappings off. No one would expect
some country mother fucker to be stealin would they?..
4. There are also things in these stores besides tapes.. and CDS.. get some
head cleaners.. (no not your dick) / Headphones.. and some of them even
have Nintendo gamez etc..
5. Another thing that you can do in some of these places is change the price
letterz. Ya know how they have like J=9.95 or whatever.. on some of them
you can change them.. do that (you can also do that at some taco bells (some
of the price numbers can be rolled.. just a little info fer ya.)..
Ok.. once you have done this.. you get a ton of people together and bring
them in.. bring a bunch of bangerz and burn outs in there.. and just hang
out in there.. scare people away.. etc.. we have to band together and win
back our territory! This fuckin' country takes just about everything away
from us.. don't let them take our music too.
- G/´NDOLF -
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º ÛÛÛÛ²±° FTP SiTe oF THe MoNTH °±²ÛÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: aNoNYMouS °±²ÛÛÛÛÛ º
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Since this is another new feature of VaS, we will start off with THE
FTP site for the computer underground. This being FTP.EFF.ORG , The only site
I have EVER seen that has ALL the Phracks, ALL the CUDs, and ALL The EFFectors
(Since they produce the EFFectors heh). Look in the \pub\cud directory, lots
of other stuff there too, PPPs, NIAs, etc. It is run by the Electronic
Frontier Foundation, a group of people who fight for the freedom of computer
users and stuff. There are also hundreds of essays on computer crime there as
well. Enjoy!
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º ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²±° VaS DaTeLiNE °±²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ³ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° auTHoR: STuDMuFFiN °±²ÛÛÛÛÛ º
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This is the "news" feature of VaS, where we will informn you will the
knowledge of what all is happening in the world that you guys just might be
interested in. We arent going to talk about earthquakes in Equador or tornadoes
in Toledo, but about INTERESTING things that interest YOU, the VaS reader.
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Ameritech Corp. said last week that it negotiated a deal to purchase
local-loop, fiber-optic cables and other related equipment from DSC
Communications Corp. In Plano, Texas. By buying the equipment in bulk, they
were able to get the cost down to the price of copper cable. They say that in
the next 2 to 5 years, fiber cable in the "local loop" will be common.
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AT&T's Secure Communications System division acquired public-key
cryptology licenses last week from Public Key Partners which will allow it
to develop devices for secure voice, data, fax, cellular and video
communications. The licenses will give AT&T access to all forms of public-key.
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A Thailand security company has produces a self-described "virus
factory" that may cause comptuer owners to change the ways that they detect
and remove viruses.
The project, called XVIR can double the number of known computer
virus variants in a period of 2 hours, as it is capable of producing 600
viruses per hour, each one possesing a 1-byte modification of the Jerusalem-B
virus, and each one being distinct from the others.
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In similar news, there is a program called Virus Creations Lab (VCL)
that is being distributed on bulletin boards all across the country which
gives the user the ability to program very easily their own viruses. It will
let the user choose the way the virus looks, acts, and what damage it does.
According to recent information, McAffe's ViruScan program will detect all
viruses this package creates.
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Well, This issue of VaS wasn't too hard to put together, let us know
what you think of the new format on any of the Distribution Sites. Greetings
go out to all text file addicts everywhere, especially MaJeSTiC CoCKSTeR for
being such a generous guy.
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