Upper 10 Issue 1
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The lemon-lime soda.
================================ + + + + =================================What's up all of you 'zine kiddies out there? Handle here coming atcha' with some ramblings for the cause of curing boredom.
Okay, I know that I'm going to get bashed after this one, but I have a confession to make. I've been hanging around with angst ridden alternateens for the past couple of months. There I said it, ridicule me.
Anyways, the whole point of this thing is to help some of you out there. Have you read anything lately encouraging you to leave your computer and go outside into the "real world"? If so it was probably making pretty good sense to you at the time. Well being the true do-gooder that I am, I am writing this to tell you that the "real world" is crap. Don't get your hopes up about going out and having fun, really doing something other than sitting around turning into a lump of crap, you'll just be disappointed. Truth is, everyone but me is a moron. Look at this shit, don't turn on my computer for a month, and I've lost all of what little writing talent I used to have. I tried the whole normal teenager thing and found that in order to succeed you have to stop thinking. I'm not saying that you have to stop thinking for yourself and being an individual, I'm saying you have to become an un-educated hippy moron.
I know this sounds like crap, but please try to put up with me while I attempt to slip back into my writing groove. I've always thought that one of my flaws was I was blinded by hatred, but I was wrong, that was the only thing keeping me from turning into hippy scum. I've now officially walked a mile in the shoes of a normal "Nirvana rulez!!" teenager and can say that I was always right to hate them. They really are morons, not just misunderstood by the educated. What they are doing isn't fun, just non-productive. So next time you get the urge to go, "hang" with the guys, don't do it. Stay home and read a book, take it from me, it will help you out a lot more in the long run. For the moment I have been tainted by teen idiocy. Is it permanent? I don't think so, I sure hope not. Listen to me, I fit in for about 3/4 of one summer and I feel cheated. I could have been set back for years. FUCK YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS DO NOTHINGS! YOU CAN ALL LICK A SWEATY COCK! Please, I know it may sound rough, but we have to beat the hippies and not just join them. Thank you, and good day.
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Wow, sure am glad I got all of that out, well welcome to my new 'zine upper 10: The lemon-lime soda. Promising to be the biggest piece of shit that your ever going to look at. Yeeehhaahhhhhhhhhh!
We here at Upper 10 (namely me) have decided to lay out our beliefs and what this whole zine' is all about... we like gum. In addition to liking gum, we also like 'zines.
Now don't get me wrong, I have no intention of this 'zine taking off but if you both like gum, and 'zines, then maybe you'd like to submit something to our happy little establishment. Of course you'll have to submit your stuff to Mercuri because I'm technologically impaired.
We here at Upper 10 would like to now take some time to congratulate "Baywatch" on all of it's overseas success. We here at Upper 10 also would like to congratulate Slinky for being the worst piece of crap out there, next to us. We beat you! We beat you!
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Tu madre es muy gordo. Mi perro lleva los pantalones. Handleo getse el bade gradeo en espanol.
You know sometimes I wonder.
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Upper 10: The lemon-lime soda is a shitty 'zine started by Handle that in all the most likely possibilities won't have a second issue.
Upper 10 members:Handle
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