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United States Underground 019
uSu - united States underground By:Lurch
Revised:Cyberglitch
Fun with household appliances
Disclaimer:Fuck you
Ok, welp, I'm leaving for the summer, so, don't expect to see me
around for the next few weeks. Unless they let me call LD from there, which
I seriously doubt. Ok, this was release before the summer, and it'll be one
the of the few text files from me for a while.
Description:
This text file for you pyro's out there, and yes we know you like fire
don't deny it, it's true, you and everyone know it. uSu is not responsible if
you fuck yourself over. These are merely suggestions on what to do.
Okey, let's jump right in, and, let you enjoy...
---- Lighters
Ok, this requires one of those lighters which release GAS...NOT
FLUID! (you will have a first degree burn if it's fluid) What you have to do
first, is get acquainted with the lighter. Make sure you can light it up
from the first try, make sure, you can light it up for a second, and then
shut it off, and, make sure you can do it so that the gas is being released
without burning. Now, comes the fun part. I would suggest doing this with a
friend first, and, doing this in your hands.
---- Hands:(ez)
Put your hands together so they are closed on all sides except for a
little opening on the top. Ask your friend to insert the lighter and let
some gas out in your hands, do this for LESS THEN 2 SECONDS, more will
probably hurt. A lot more will probably burn. Now, close your hands so the
gas is contained inseide, and, can't get out, get ready, and, let your
friend, put the lighter back between your palms quickly and light it for a
moment. As soon as there is a click(from the spark) move your hands quickly
apart. This produces an awesome effect, especially in the dark. This looks
like you are carying flames. Awesome to do at a dance.
---- Mouth:(more advanced, for bigger more experinced pyros)
This is a little more dangerous, so, if you are afraid, or haven't
tried the hand technique, don't try this. It is exactly the same, except,
you can do this by yourself. Insert the lighter in your mouth. Close your
lips and let some gas out. MAKE SURE you don't breather at this time, one,
because it will not work, 2, because many of the gases in lighters are
lethal. Now, take away the lighter, and close your mouth. Wait like 1/2 a
second, reinsert the lighter and click it on for a VERY short time. At the
same time open your mouth. I understand this sounds dangerous, but, if you
do it right, and don't release gas in your mouth for more than 2 seconds, all
you will feel is a little warmth. As you open your mouth, this will produce
a short but EXTREMELY awesome effecty of fire flying out of your mouth.
Great for dark places.
---- Aerosol Cans
This is always cool, absolutely NOT dangerous, and, fun to prank
with. Take an aerosol can, and a lighter, and do the following for whichever
can you have.
---- Rapid Spray:(MUCH more fun)
Ok, a few things you can do with this...One, start releasing the spray
(ALL of them are flamable, if you find one that isn't, tell me about it).
Put the lighter in the line of fire, and light. This produces the most
awesome effect. It is a blow torch, which is NOT hot. You can put your hands
in the flame, and, most likely you won't even feel it.(no guarantees, but,µ 'V_lÖa{
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