Underground eXperts United File 526

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Underground eXperts United

 · 26 Apr 2019

  

 
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                         Underground eXperts United 

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         [  Worlds  ]                                [  By The GNN  ] 

 
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                                  WORLDS 
                            by THE GNN/DCS/uXu 

 
I knew what his problem was the moment he entered the pub. He had that 
unique kind of perplexed look. In fact, his whole presence was paranoid; he 
was desperately looking for signs that would reveal his present whereabouts. 
Futile, indeed! There is no way you can tell where you are. 
   As it was only me and him (and the bartender of course) in the facility, 
I guessed that he would not mind me talking to him. 
   "Isn't it a bit early in the morning for drinking?" 
   He gulped down his whiskey shot and ordered one more. 
   "You don't seem to mind...", he mumbled. 
   "No, but I'm a professional! A.L Coholic! Pleased to meet you!" 
   I grabbed his hand and shook it. He did not look up. 
   "I'm lost..." he said with a sad voice. 
   "I know." 
   "You do?!" he said and turned to me. "How... do you know?" 
   "I've seen guys like you many times before." 
   "Where am I?" 
   "Does that matter?" 
   "Yes! Yes, it does! It matter really fucking much! Tell me where I am!" 
   I patted him on the shoulder and ordered some more whiskey. I had a 
little story to tell him. Better have some supplies on the way. I had told 
this story many times. It was really nothing special. But it usually cheered 
people like him up. 
   "How did you get lost?" I started. 
   "I got drunk and... well..." 
   "Lost count?" 
   "Yes." 
   "Fine! Now, let me tell you: you're not the only one! That happens all 
the time! It has happened to me many times! The thing is to exploit the 
situation. Why was New World invented? For the sake of freedom! What we 
might not do in Real World, we can do in the New World. You're not afraid 
that you're lost in the New World - you're afraid to be lost in the Real 
World! Isn't that so? Because if you were in the Real World now... and some 
crazed guy approached you... and he pulled out a gun... that bullet would 
actually kill you, not like in the New World, where you just feel a sting 
and then wake up again." 
   "True..." 
   "Some weeks ago I picked up a lady in this bar. We went home to my place 
and did the shit. Afterwards, while we were still drunk, we decided to play 
around with the Worlds. I have a interface at home, so we didn't have to 
go to any arcade. We went back and forth a number of times. The next 
morning she was really depressed. She was married, you know. What happened 
was not supposed to happen. What did I do? Well... I just told her: don't 
worry honey it actually didn't happen! We screwed in New World, not in the 
Real World, so there's no reason to be sad! That comforted her! She went 
home to her husband and now... well, I guess she lives a happy life." 
   The guy gulped down some more whiskey. 
   "I see your point", he said. "You lied. You didn't fuck in New World, but 
in the Real one. But to her, the concepts makes a big difference." 
   "You got it. It makes a difference for all of us." 
   He rose from his bar stool. 
   "But you see - I really want to know where I am..." 
   "You're in the Real World" 
   He said thanks and left. I turned to the bartender and ordered some more 
liquor. The guy would be just fine. He would go home and live his life as he 
had always done, occasionally going down to some arcade and travel back and 
forth to the other world. I say 'the other world' not 'New World' (or 'Real 
World') either for that sake, because I do not know where I am. I lost count 
many years ago. 

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