Underground eXperts United File 541

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                         Underground eXperts United 

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         [  Transparent Ribbon Campaign  ]           [  By The GNN  ] 

 
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                         TRANSPARENT RIBBON CAMPAIGN 
                             by THE GNN/DCS/uXu 

 

Contrary to popular belief the world is neither dominated nor run by maniacs 
who want to do evil just for the sake of it. But since most people form 
their precious opinion on how the world is constituted merely through cheap 
tabloids dedicated to - for the sake of profit - only reviewing what the 
latest maniacs are up, it is understandable that this belief is not taken to 
be a simple opinion based on unintentional propaganda, but the objective 
truth. 

Following from this, it is also understandable that many people experience 
an acute urge to clearly state that they are not crazy and pro-madness - and 
nowadays this is often done via the help of various symbols which are to 
serve as explicit statements for or against certain phenomena, good or evil. 
Unfortunately, we now have so many symbols around that no one is able to 
wear all of them at the same time. This is of course frustrating, because 
then one might not be able to fully state what one is for/against, and might 
even be considered evil, since one is not wearing a symbol that is currently 
in moral fashion. 

(Please note: We at uXu are all oldschool 19th century pragmatists when it 
comes to definitions of 'truth', so we happily look away from the facts and 
agree that the popular conception that all other people are insane is true. 
We would also never ever dare to question the opinion of the masses, as this 
would make us 'elitists' (thank you for pointing out this to us, U.H.). 
Therefore, we fully accept that wearing symbols is the best means to 
attaining a happy future world, and that the greatest problem of today is 
that one cannot wear all symbols at once.) 

But now! No need to despair anymore! The Underground eXperts United are so 
damn proud to present: THE TRANSPARENT RIBBON CAMPAIGN! The transparent 
ribbon is the only symbol you will ever need. The transparent ribbon is not 
only transparent - in fact, it has no spatio-temporal extention whatsoever! 
So you need worry about forgetting to put it on your clothes or homepage. It 
is there all the time, if you want it to. 

Wearing the transparent ribbon signals that you are very very very much 
against violence, injustice, pollution, hate, murder, alcoholism, drugs, 
genocide, war, theft, child molesting, dictatorships, nazism, fascism, 
shoplifting, rape, sadness, oppression of blacks, oppression of women, 
oppression of wealthy white middle-class men, bullying, diseases, egoism 
starvation, nonsense, extortion, mob rule, the devil, use of unnecessary 
force, robbery, fraud, torture, nuclear arms race, grief, death penalty, 
agony, confusion, speciecism, unsophisticated utilitarianism, pure madness, 
pseudo-science, mumbo-jumbo, unhappiness, foul language, stupidity, gang 
warfare, prostitution, bad arguments, pain, arrogance, child pornography, 
coercion, irrationality, malevolence, suffering, misery, distress, turmoil, 
armed conflicts, harassment, plagues, infanticide, xenophobia, killers, 
absurdities, dealers, pushers, vandalism, hustlers, pimps, whatever sucks, 
underground experts united (oops!), colds, terrorism, slavery, serial 
killers, violation of rights, megalomania, propaganda, spam, sabotage, 
machines for mass destruction, killing of whales, desertion, exploitation, 
cigarettes, agent orange, your local militia movement, drunk driving, 
objectionable objectives, conspiracies, monopoly, littering, tasteless 
humour, public pornography, plate tectonics, sex without love, love without 
sex, cruelty towards animals, despotism, persecutionism, apartheid, treason, 
spitting, traitors, police brutality, instigation, isolation, unluckiness, 
farts, racism, dogmatism, fanaticism, prejudice, bigotry, anti-Christ, 
crusades, mind control, social engineering, nuclear waste, speeding, incest, 
gangster rap, sin, segregation, unscientific medical treatment, and death 
as a terminal state. 

(Feel free to cut and paste concepts to suit your personal morality.) 

Do something! Wear the ribbon! Make a statement! How much better will not 
the world become? We assure you that you will no longer have to fear that 
your slandering neighbors might think of you as a crypto-maniac, as they 
will know - when they see your transparent ribbon - that you are a mature 
adult fully dedicated to the well-being of the world. Long live status quo, 
and the quest for keeping up appearances! 

 
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 uXu #541              Underground eXperts United 2000              uXu #541 
                             http://www.uXu.org/ 
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