Underground eXperts United File 439

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         [  Intruder Alert 1991-93  ]            [  By Clown Manne  ] 

 
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                                   Intruder Alert 1991-1993 
                                   remembered by Clown Manne 

"Art is fascism that requires strict dictatorship"; Swedish conceptual 
artistic group Anal Intruders (notion snatched from a cinematographic 
production named Top Secret) was formed with the intention of providing 
society with false consciousness concerning the statement that moments of 
terror being the beginning of life; intentionally, yet without declining 
into open clarity of the obscure messages presented in their music. 

                                   dad what does the word cock mean 
                                   let me tell you 
                                   bend over 
          ('Child Abuse' 1991)     now you are a man 

The AI crew went on with the body count at the ECES congress in Eskilstuna 
1991, releasing their infamous KKK music disks 1-3; in charge of the 
production one could find, among others, Kissblasan, Bajladan and 
Rumpskagget. Immediately a huge success, the release stirred up some anger, 
leading to the notorious clash between Anal Inspector and the Vodka Raiders 
concerning the quality of the food served at Denny's Pizza Place. 

                                   leave Sweden 
                                   you damn black scum 
                                   leave my tree alone 
            ('U.O.D.' 1992)        yes I am a racist 

The follow-up, KKK music disks 4-8, released at the Taurus party in Nybro 
1992, went off with a bad start as the lead programmer of AI, MC Clerasil, 
had some trouble constructing the code in such a way that the work of art 
inevitably crashed; hard thinking and intentional bad coding thankfully 
remedied the seemingly good work and turned the disks into the sought 
result: constant crashes, living up to the motto of the AI crew: quality 
sucks. In accordance with the artistic plan, locals of Nybro did not fancy 
the works of AI, threatening Clownen Manne with guns and knives, demanding 
the crew to withdraw the disks together with newly produced stickers and 
banners. This demand was never met, and AI continued their crusade of 
bizarredom to the other level of the game. 

                                   let us visit the pig sty 
                                   look there is piggy 
                                   come here piggy 
          ('Animal Sex' 1992)      I will give you some candy 

The height of the times exploded in springtime 1993, as AI released their 
final music disks, 9-12; and at the same time pulling the greatest stunt of 
all time: the attack on Phenomena during The Gathering in Norway; where AI 
released a megademo intended to win the demo compo, which it certainly did, 
but in a slightly different way than usually expected. To celebrate the 
success, founder and leader Kissblasan masturbated in public; later, he came 
of with the bombastic idea of engineering his own party, which was held in 
Vasteras. 

                                   now we will go to the hospital 
                                   look so many babies 
                                   now we will have fontanel sex 
     ('Maternity Hospital' 1993)   hand me the drill 

A few months later, AI went live, as the program Kalla Fakta on Swedish 
television channel four revealed the secrets of the computer underground 
scene, playing AI tunes while stating "this is the worst thing I have ever 
heard in my life." True as this statement might be, the connotations of it 
mistook AI for a political movement dedicated to nazism and fascism, while 
the truth was, and still is, that AI is not a political group, but an 
artistic one, dedicated to the reckless critique of everything called good 
taste; today not active anymore, AI marks the point where the alienation of 
modern living twisted and turned into the knowledge that everything is 
possible, anything goes. 

                                   i want to feel your hands 
                                   crush my balls 
                                   feel the blood 
     ('Homosexual Kjell' 1993)     stream down my shaved legs 

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