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Underground eXperts United
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[ More Time! ] [ By Phearless ]
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More time!
It was quiet. The two men were sitting on each end of an old wooden table.
Brown and black circles and stains from all the cups of coffee that had been
served there for ages, almost covered it's surface.
<Are you down? Do you feel that your job is no longer satisfying your
needs? Perhaps one of your friends just need some cheering up! Well look
no further! With this special offer, you can get a whole year's supply of
Tozac for the ridiculously low price of 70,000 credits! Contact your
local Drugz-R-Uz today!
This commercial was brought to you by Ede Green Limited. For
further information on advertising, please call 46-1317504-2.>
They hadn't seen each other for more than seventy years, but none of them had
any problems recognizing each other. Both men knew very well what was going
to happen, and why. They were here last time doing the same thing, but this
would be their final reunion.
<Has this ever happened to you? You polish and polish that car of yours
but it never really regains that shine it had when you bought it! Do we
have happy news for you! LuraShine 2100 is every car owner's dream, just
apply LuraShine 2100 on your car and wash it off! Try it out today! Now
available in all gas stations throughout the country! Full money-back
guarantee of course!
For everything in advertising, please contact the Mr Brown Advert
Company at 00-0344123-9.>
The man in the black shirt took a peek at his watch. "Five minutes left, old
friend" he said in a low voice and sighed gently. The other man looked at
his friend's time teller and responded with a nod.
<Robbery is on a rise. Burglary is on a rise. Rape is on a rise. Is this
what you want? Would you like your son to get beaten to death while going
home from school? Perhaps your daughter has seen suspicious men in the
park while biking home from practice? Well you don't have to worry
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for an up to date price list of all our products: 00-9912032-1.>
It didn't seem like there were sixty seconds in a minute anymore. Time
seemed to go faster and faster. Two minutes. They both left their half-
emptied cups on the table and went outside. "It's too cloudy!" one said.
"We'll never make it this time!" cried the other.
<This is a message from the Electronic Liberty Fighters, ELF. We need your
support in our struggle against advertising within electronic messages. We
are against ads added by companies to email, public postings and
electronically distributed magazines. Our firm belief is that the net can
live without sponsors of the kind we have today. Please send your
contribution through our hotline at 00-1-HELP-ELF or transfer your payment
to our bank account 12234.4431ccop-331. Thank you for taking your time
reading this!
For everything in advertising, please contact the Mr Brown Advert
Company at 00-0344123-9.>
Now they were standing shoulder to shoulder, staring at the cloudy and pitch
black sky. Their knees were slightly shaking of excitement. No visible stars
anywhere. "It should be here any second now!" one of them yelled.
As the almost invisible spot on the sky moved from one end of the horizon
to the other, they followed it with their eyes, with their mouths open. Then
it was gone. "That big chunk of ice just gets better and better." "Yes, last
time it wasn't quite as bright as today. I'm satisfied." "So am I." The two
last members of the Halley Club went back into the house and finished their
coffee.
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companies: Balvo Ltd, Mastra, Lamsea Blue, Loweing and Nirixon Computers!
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