Underground eXperts United File 168

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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                         Underground eXperts United 

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         [ 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets ]  [  By BLaZe  ] 

 
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                 10 Ways to cause Havoc in Public Toilets 
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                                 By BLaZe  
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1. Walk into the toilets and make sure there is some guys in the cubicle's  
   hanging a shit. Switch off the lights, hear the yells and run. 
    
2. When washing your hands at the basin, start laughing at the guy next 
   to you, who is doing his hair. Makes them very self-conscious. 
    
3. When there is only one other guy in the toilets hanging a shit start  
   banging on his door shouting "Open up, POLICE, come out with your hands 
   up or we'll shoot." 
    
4. When standing at the urinals, piss on the shoe of the guy next to  
   you. Say your really sorry and try to start wiping it off. Make sure he  
   isn't a big fella though. 
    
5. When washing hands at the basins put your finger under the tap, so as  
   to make it squirt water all over the guy next to you. BONUS if you aim  
   at the pubic area, because it'll look like he pissed himself. 
    
6. Lock yourself in a cubicle and make loud sounds of ecstasy, just like  
   you're tossing off. 
    
7. If there's only one cubicle, wait outside while the guy is doing his  
   business, and when he finally comes out start coughing and holding your  
   nose and giving him disgusted looks. 
    
8. Block one of the toilet's and keep pulling the chain. Soon the whole  
   place will be under flood. 
    
9. Go into each cubicle and lock the door from the inside, then crawl  
   under to the next one until there all locked. Not so funny for the guy  
   who desperately needs to go. 
    
10. Do what 'normal' people do and go to the toilet and leave. Nahhhhhh!!! 

 
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