Underground eXperts United File 177

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 · 5 years ago

  

 
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                         Underground eXperts United 

                                 Presents... 

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         [ Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! ]   [   By Basehead  ] 

 
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= GET FREE STUPH AND KILL PEOPLE!!!!! = 
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= BY OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH-  = 
= HEAD                                = 
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= /<ALL THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG        = 
= 410-426-7737                        = 
= 1200BPS 20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!!!!     = 
= POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!!!!!!!!!! = 
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OK HI DUDEZ THIS IS MY FIRST /\N/\R<HY 
PHILE BUT NOT THE LAST!!!!! IN IT I WILL 
TALK ABOUT TWO SUBJECTS 

1. GETTING FREE STUPH 
2. KILLING PEOPLE 

BTW THIS IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES 
ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YEW TRY THIS AND 
GET BUSTED I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!! 
AND EVEN IF I WAS I AM ONLY 13 SO I 
/<AN'T BE TRIED AS AN ADULT!!!!!!!!! BUT 
MAYBE YOU CAN SO WATCH OUT DUDEZ!!!!!!! 

-=PART ONE GETTING FREE STUPH=- 

OK DUDEZ WELL I HAVE AN 8088 AND 20 MEGZ 
ON-LINE AND A 1200 BAUD -=-=HAYES COMPA- 
TIBLE=-=- MODEM BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE AS 
LUCKY AS ME!!!!!! YOU MAY BE THINKING 
WELL OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH-HEAD 
HOW DID YEW GET SUCH A /<EWL KIK-ASS 
SYSTEM? WELL DUDE MY ANSWER WOULD BE MY 
DAD BOUGHT IT FOR ME FOR 8TH GRADE 
GRAD8TION!!!!!!!!!! BUT SOME OF YEW MAY 
NOT HAVE GRAD8TED 8TH GRADE SO HERE IS 
HOW YEW CAN GET A SYSTEM LIKE MINE!!!!!!! 
REMEMBER THIS IS -=-=ABSOLUTELY 
FREE=-=-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY 
CLOSE ATTENSHUN!!!! 

1. WALK AROUND YOR NEIGHBORHOOD AT NITE 
FOR ABOUT A WEEK. YOU MAY BE THINKING 
BUT D00D MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME GO OUT 
PAST DARK BUT ALL I GOTTA SAY IS D00D 
JUST SNEAK OUT!!!!!!! OR THIS PHILE 
WON'T WORK!!!!! OK?!?!?!?!?!? OK!!!!!! 
2. SCOPE OUT AN OLD PERSON OR A WIMMENZ 
WHO IS ALWAYS WALKING AROUND AT ABOUT 
THE SAME TIME EACH NITE. AVOID THE 
FOLLOWING:!!!!! 
        A. COPZ 
        B. FEDZ 
        C. BIG STRONG GUYZ 
        D. ANYONE THAT KNOWS YOU D00D! 
        YOU DON'T WANNA GET /<AUGHT DO 
        YEW!?!?!?!?!?!? 
3. GET AN OLD SKI MASK OR SOMETHING THAT 
COVERS YOR FACE!!!! THEN STEAL A BUTTER 
KNIFE OUT OF THE KITCHEN DRAWER!!!!! 
THEN ONE NITE GO FIND YOR OLD PERSON OR 
WIMMENZ AND JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE 
AND SAY HEY OLD PERSON OR WIMMENZ I 
GOTTA KNIFE AND I'M A PHUCKING PSYCHO SO 
GIVE ME YOR MONEY!!!!! AND VALUUBUBLES!! 
AND THEY WILL SEE THE KNIFE AND SAY OK 
D00D JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!! 
4. RUN 
D00D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
5. TAKE THE CASH AND BUY A /<EWL SYSTEM 
LIKE MINE!!!!!!! BE SURE TO GET A 
-=-=HAYES COMPATIBLE=-=- MODEM AND AT 
-=LEAST=- 1200 BAUD BECAUSE 150 OR 300 
JUST DON'T CUT IT ANYMORE!!!!! ON MY 
SLYYKK BBS -=THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG=- I 
WON'T EVEN LET 150 OR 300 BAUD /<ALLERZ 
ON, UNLESS THEY GOT REALLY NEW WAREZ!!! 

-= PART TWO KILLING PEOPLE =- 

OK D00D SO YOU GOT PEOPLE YEW WANNA 
/<ILL MAYBE THEY ARE TEACHERS OR PARENTS 
OR BRUTHERS OR SISTERS OR THE GIRL IN 
MATH CLASS \/\/HO SPAT IN YOR FACE WHEN 
YOU ASKED HER TO COME OVER YOR HOUSE AND 
PLAY PAC MAN OR THE FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO 
RAN YOUR UNDER\/\/EAR UP THE FLAGPOLE AT 
SCHOOL OR SUMBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!!! WELL 
I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO /<ILL THEM!!!!!! 
JUST DO THIS!:!!!!!!!!!: 

1. GET SUM GREASE CUTTER FROM THE 
STORE!!!! 
2. GET A SQUIRT GUN FROM THE 
STORE!!!!!!! 
3. IF YEW NEED MONEY FOR THESE THINGS 
REFER TO THE PHIRST SEXTION!!!! 
JEEZ!!!!! 
4. FILL THE SQUIRT GUN WITH THE GREASE 
CUTTER AND SQUIRT IT ON THE PERSON'S 
FACE THAT YOU WANT TO KILL!!!!!!! IT 
WILL STING AND EAT THEIR S/<IN AWAY AND 
THEY WILL BE HORRIBLY S/<ARRED FOR LIFE 
AND KILL THEMSELVES FROM SHAME!!!!! THEN 
NO ONE CAN CONNECT IT TO YOU AND IF 
SOMEONE ASKS D00D WHY DID YOU SQUIRT 
THEM WITH GREASE CUTTER JEST SAY D00D I 
THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DIRTY BROWN 
WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

D00D THIS IS ALL FOR NOW MY MOM IS 
YELLING AT ME MAYBE SHE WILL BE NEXT THE 
BITCH! AND D00DZ CALL MY BBS THE 

-=-=-=CELLULAR BUTT PLUG-=-=-= 
-=-=-=(410) 426-7737=-=-=- 
-=-=-=20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!=-=-=- 
-=-=-=1200 BPS ONLY!=-=-=- 
-=-=-=OPEN 1AM-6AM DAILY!!=-=-=- 
-=-=-=WAREZ AND GAMEZ AND 
POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!-=-=-= 

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