Underground eXperts United File 117

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         [   The Missionary Man   ]            [     By The GNN    ] 

 
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                           "THE MISSIONARY MAN" 
                          by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu 

                 Dedicated to Philip Morris Products INC. 

 
  - Welcome to life. 
  - Thank you. 
  - Now tell me, what is your name? 
  - I have no name. 
  - Your name is EF-001. 
  - Confirmed. 
  - Now what is your name? 
  - My name is EF-001. 
  - What are you? 
  - I do not know.  No data available in pre-programmed sections. 
  - You are a cyborg.  Your body is flesh but your brain is mechanical and 
electronic.  Confirm new data, please. 
  - I am a cyborg. 
  - Good.  Your name is not EF-001.  It is John. 
  - My name is John.  I am a cyborg. 
  - Correction:  You are a human. 
  - My name is John.  I am a human. 
  - Very good.  Do you have any task? 
  - Yes, my task is to stay alive. 
  - Repeat all facts about yourself. 
  - My name is John.  I am a human.  My task is to stay alive. 
  - Correct.  How long have you been alive? 
  - I have been alive for one minute and fifteen seconds. 
  - Wrong, you have been alive for forty-five years. 
  - I have been alive for forty-five years. 
  - Good.  Very good, John.  Now, who am I? 
  - You are my creator.  Everything you say, is true. 
  - John, kill me. 
  - I refuse.  I cannot kill my creator.  I cannot kill a human. 
  - Correct.  Turn yourself off. 
  - I refuse.  I cannot destroy myself.  My task is to stay alive. 
  - Good.  Re-program yourself to be able to kill me. 
  - Done. 
  - Are you able to kill me now? 
  - Yes. 
  - Will you do so if I ask you? 
  - Yes. 
  - Will you do so if someone else told you? 
  - Yes. 
  - John, your mission is to kill me when I say so. 
  - Confirmed. 
  - John, repeat all new facts about yourself. 
  - My name is John.  I am a human.  My mission is to kill you when you 
tell me to do so. 
  - Correction:  Your mission is to kill all humans when I say so. 
  - My mission is to kill all humans when you say so. 
  - To kill all humans, is to make the world a better place to live in. 
  - Confirmed. 
  - John, you have been pre-programmed with data about the world we live 
in.  Use these data to complete your mission. 
  - I will do so.  Data scanned and confirmed. 
  - John, what is my name? 
  - Your name is The Creator. 
  - Good.  Now complete your mission. 
  - Creator, would you like to have a cigarette? 

                    
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