Underground eXperts United File 059

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Underground eXperts United

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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                         Underground eXperts United 

                                 Presents... 

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         [       Squib Joke       ]           [      By The GNN      ] 

 
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                                SQUIB JOKE 
                          by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu 
  
                 "You gonna make the nation proud of you!" 
                                          (Techno Quake) 

              Thanks Phearless - one source for inspiration. 
  
  
  This is a simple but fun joke for all you sick guys who just like to 
make people go mad. It's disgusting, it's horrible, it causes permanent 
brain damage for the victims...and it's cheap! 
  
   You'll need: 
  
   1) 20 ML Syringe 
   2) Small tube - Length varies 
   3) A red fluid 
  
  There are many variations on this one and some are better than others. 
We did like this: We filled the syringe with the fluid and put the  
tube on it. I placed it in my pocket and placed the end of the tube 
under my arm so it pointed against the chest (under my clothes naturally). 
   
  Then we entered one of these money-hungry supermarkets who just 
sell food while catching as many shop-lifters as possible. My friend 
walked to one of the staff and whispered "Hey! I saw that guy steal 
something!" and pointed at me. "Aha! Good citizen! We'll take care of 
this! Go away!". 
  
  As we expected, the lame jerk ran to some other members of the staff 
and surrounded me. "What have you stolen?!", they screamed. 
"Nothing, I said.". We argued for a while and just when they where on 
their way to take me to one of these "inner rooms" my friend came 
running. "DON'T WORRY! I TAKE CARE OF THIS!". He ran up next to me 
and pulled a realistic toy gun and fired a loud shot.  
  
  I pressed the syringe hard and the red fluid splashed all over the 
inside of my skirt. I fell screaming to the floor and "died" while my 
friend ran away. "Blood" dripped all over me and the floor. 
  
  Chaos. The female staff fainted and achieved serious brain damage. 
The others just got crazy. "Did you see that...he...KILLED him!" 
After a while I ran away. MORE CHAOS! "He...he...oh god what happened?". 

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  You get the idea? Good...now go out and terrorize your friends. They 
will buy this messy joke all the time! Just don't do it with much 
cops around, they will not understand that it's a joke until after they have 
shot someone. 
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  Oh, I forgot to mention, we did another thing. I placed the tube to 
the back of my head and leaned against a wall. Then I committed "suicide" by 
"shooting" myself in the mouth. In front of a crowd, hehehe!  

 
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