Underground eXperts United File 046

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         [  Acid Human Terrorism  ]                   [  By The GNN  ] 

 
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                           ACID HUMAN TERRORISM 
                            by THE GNN/DC/uXu 

 
  This is a file that you should use if you really want to hurt someone. 
It can be used on anyone, your parents, your girlfriend, your mates or 
why not your teachers? Read the instructions, wait for the right time and 

                                STRIKE! 

 
1. THE PARTY DRINK 

   You are at a party. At this special party there's this jerk you just 
   can't stand. Fill 1/3 of a glass with acid, acetone or anything that 
   look clear and smell strong. Add some ice and a nice umbrella for  
   maximum effect. Later on the party, when your friend has got very 
   un-sober, give him the glass. He will probably drink it without a  
   sign of pain and walk away to peacefully to die somewhere else. 
   You don't have to offer someone the drink. Just place it on a table 
   during the party and I bet that some greedy bastard will pick it up 
   and think "Ah! Free drink!" and quickly drink it. 

2. THE EYE REMOVER 

   Your girlfriend or mother or father or equal uses eye-droppers for 
   some cause? Sneak into the bathroom and empty the dropper and replace 
   the stuff with acid. This is very painful.  

3. THE MOUTH REMOVER 

   So none of your friends are using eye-droppers? Ok, maybe they are 
   using these "plax" things that you wash your mouth with before 
   you brush them? I have studied people who use Plax and they never smell 
   or sip on the fluid they just drink it because they KNOW it tastes 
   good every day. Just replace it with something strong and watch 
   their tongues flush down the toilet. 

4. THE RECTUM REMOVER 

   So your friend neither use eye-droppers or plax? Maybe he's using 
   enema? Many people who got problems with their stomach uses handy 
   rectal syringes that you can buy in 30-pack. Replace with...oh yes... 

5. NICE CLOTHES  

   Who can stand these snobbish ass-licking creeps that walks around at 
   school/work and looks at you like you were a low-budget human? 
   Hide a bottle of sulfuric acid in your locker or desk and next time  
   the jerks walks by, pour some into a glass. Not too much! Then walk behind 
   them and throw it onto their back. They will not feel anything but their 
   clothes will disappear quickly.  
   This can also be fun to do on random people on the street. 

6. FLOWER-POWER 

   Many people love flowers. Maybe your neighbour? You know, the dick 
   who shot your cat last week? Next time he's about to give them some 
   water let your friend distract him for a minute while you pour a  
   litre of acid into the bucket of water. Even if there's five litres 
   of water in the bucket, one litre is more than enough to kill all 
   the plants he feeds... 

7. SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE COMPLETE IDIOT 

   Get a little bottle of glass and write "TEST 1" on it. Then write a  
   note who says "We have discovered that this substance increases the 
   size of a normal human penis with 1/3 of the original size in less 
   than one year. Simply pour the liquid over the forehead and...(etc)"  
   Stuff it all into a box and write the address of some non-existing 
   chemistry lab on it. Place it on the street. There's a good chance 
   that some idiot will find it and steal it. He will go home, he will 
   open it, he will read the note and then try it because you never 
   know, it MIGHT work... 
   But he will soon discover that 1/3 of his penis is GONE instead. 

 
  There's loads of other ways to terrorize your fellows with acid, but I 
can't remember anything more right now. Anyway, I hope I have got your 
brain to start thinking... 

 
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