Underground eXperts United File 039

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· 5 years ago

  

 
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                         Underground eXperts United 

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         [  Depth Charge  ]                           [  By The GNN  ] 

 
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                             DEPTH CHARGE 
                           by THE GNN/DC/uXu 

 
  This is a very old idea, but old ideas can be fun too, can't they? 
I got the idea from someone who called himself Dolata on UseNet's 
alt.pyrotechnics a long time ago. All credits to him. 

  What you need for a small depth charge: 

  A Plastic Bottle  
  Vinegar 
  Baking Soda 
  A Few Small Rocks 

  Put some rocks into the bottle, enough for it to sink in water. But 
not too many since you need some space. Fill 2/3 of the bottle with 
vinegar. (Oh, yes *this* old trick). Then wrap a spoon of baking soda 
into a piece of paper and tie a little string to it. 

  Now carefully hang the paper with the baking soda over the vinegar 
in the bottle and screw on the cap. The thing should look like this: 

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     /  ;   \             So I guess you know what to do now?  
    |  +BS+ |             Next time your girlfriend takes a bath, 
    |       |             unscrew the cap and the baking soda will 
    |XXXXXXX|             fall into the vinegar and start reacting. 
    |vinegar|             Quickly screw the cap on again and throw 
    |XXXXXXX|             it into the bath. It will sink to the bottom 
    |(rocks)|             and...bom... If you hate her use a glass 
    |OOOOOOO|             bottle instead. 
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