Twisted Young Minds Expand 057

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=|  T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand  |  #57 by vYrus  |  11/18/95  |= 
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                        Be Careful What You Say! 
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   This is my little collection of quotes taken out of context! Heh. Enjoy. 
 (Btw, if you want to know who said these, just ask) 

   I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to! - Abbadon 
    
   Something about masturbation.. - vYrus 
    
   Can't touch the butterman! - aYCHbEE 
    
   God grows it, I smoke it, that settles it. - Abbadon and BlindSpoT 
    
   Man made booze, God made pot, who do YOU trust? - vYrus 
    
   Your girlfriend's parents are not your enemies. Your girlfriend 
     is your enemy and her parents are her allies. - S0l0mn 
    
   Men will not be safe in this world with drugs, AIDS, alcohol, and 
     women drivers. - Abbadon 
    
   Dude, you can't even fuck up right! - aYCHbEE 
    
   Oose bief Brother Boner. - Abbadon 
    
   Give me liberty or give me death - BlindSpoT while trying to be funny 
    
   Don't tread on me or I'll kick you in the face. - Abbadon 
    
   Tell me where the fuck that is! - BlindSpoT 
    
   I'll get you laid for that hack! - said by PheedbacK after I spoofed him 
     on IRC. 
    
   Boredom is timeless. - Abbadon 
    
   Stop raking, you infernal bitch! - Soultaker 
    
   Sir, you're changing the phone number on me! - Some stupid Encore operator 
    
   Damn, I hacked your DOS box! - DisordeR 
    
   We are the United States Government. We don't do that sort of thing. - Quote 
   from Sneakers 
    
   It's in two pieces, but it still works. - Abbadon 
    
   <sigh> - vYrus while listening to Abbadon and BlindSpoT argue 
    
   PH34R M3%$@#!$%^@! - mogel 
    
   Let's see how many boners there are in the phone book.. - bF leaving a 
     message on my vmb. 
    
   I'm paying for this call. Fix that. - RaD_Man 
    
   That's the sound of my cat scratching my ass. - BlindSpoT 
    
   I need the batteries for something else. - bR0k3n 
    
   I'll show you how to use it! - Shockwave 
    
   Self-taught gynecologist. - BlindSpoT during a gross-out arguement 
    
   This strawberry sundae has cherries on it. What the fuck? - Black Francis 
    
   I'm hearing rumors... - Sinned Soul 
    
   I'm bearing your child, vYrus! - Bludzy 
    
   Domealogodomealogodomealogo... - Some dude begging me for a logo after I 
     explained to him six times I don't draw ansi. 
    
   u r dewmed - Superfly 
    
   Radman is a weenie - unknown from an ACiD conf. 
    
   SHARK%^@%!^&@ - vYrus, Abbadon and S0l0mn 
    
   SON OF SHARK, PART TWO@%!^&@! - Abbadon 
    
   They told me you moved to San Diego to live with Penguin@!@# - BlindSpoT 
     after one of my roommates was fucking with him. 

   If i had a can, i would fucking kill someone. - aforementioned roommate 
     talking in his sleep 

   Does Redbox have blueballs? - Unknown from the Defcon voice bridge 

   You're a bad person. You do bad things. You have sex and smoke pot.  
     - this chick i just spent three days in Tahoe City with 

   Uh. Where the hell did my nuts go? - A local while frying on acid. 

   TYME IS NOT DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER#%^@&%$#^&@%$&^ - vYrus 

 
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