Twisted Young Minds Expand 029

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Twisted Young Minds Expand

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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand ||  #29 by vrs   ||  11/08/94   || 
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                             A Pain In The Back 
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    Can anyone guess what this particular issue is going to be about? Me and 
  Sakima just recently fucked up both of our backs, and I can say it sure as 
  hell ain't no picnic. I can hardly move, and you should see him try to walk. 
  Hehe. It's kind of a bustup, but if you saw how we both got messed, you'd 
  quit laughing. 
     
    I was playing football with Power Rat, Rerun, Vect0r 0, and about 12 other 
  people who are not members of the BBS community, and this one dude, a friend 
  of Paco's (Rerun's brother) took me down HARD. I landed on my hip. I think 
  I must have hit a rock or something cuz I heard a really loud crack. Or 
  something like that. A few plays later, I was taken down again. Matt (the 
  guy who nailed me) was running towards me in order to tackle. Ow. I got hit 
  so badly that I got my spine bent so far over to the side, and I couldn't 
  walk forever, so now RatBoy thinks it's funny to call me 'Crutches'. Augh. 
    From what I heard, Sakima fucked his up by participating in wrestling. And 
  who says that school sports are safe? Not me! I hear he was trying to nail a 
  guy and take him down, when his opponent took his down backwards and he 
  landed on his head. Completely compressed his spine, I suppose. So he's out 
  of it for three weeks (two now) and i'm out of it for maybe 3 or four days 
  to a week. I'm not that badly hurt, but I have a helluva tyme trying to get 
  up in the morning. 
     
    Speaking of injuries.. i'm gonna tell a little story that i'm sure a lot 
  of you will laugh at. It takes place in fourth grade, and I'm sure Stewart 
  knows immediatly what i'm talking about. =] 
    I was late for school, and it was 'library day', meaning that all library 
  books could only be checked out and returned on that day. I remember it was 
  a Thursday, too. So here I am, closing the garage door, and I forgot my book 
  in the house. Whoops. So I run back in to get it, and it's just setting on 
  the table next to the door leading to the garage. Well, the front door needs 
  to be locked every damn day, so I had to run out of the garage before it 
  slammed shut. And ours doesn't have the springback thing where when some- 
  thing gets in the way, it goes back up. Nope. So I was running at the door, 
  and naturally the stupidest thing I could have done I did. I tried sliding 
  underneath it. Oh, bravo, right? Yeah. It hurts. The thing clamped down on 
  my right leg so hard it felt like a m'f'in shark was chewing on me. And the 
  door itself had also managed to snag my side. So I have a gash on my left 
  side, dripping blood, while i'm screaming the shit outta myself trying to 
  get someones attention. It took a half of a fucking hour before some bozo 
  showed up and tried to get me out. So the fire department comes and pries 
  up the door, and by this time, i'm only half consious. 
    The rest is a little hazy, but I did have to use crutches for two days. 
  Yay... 

  Moral: Don't listen to me while i'm bored in class. 

                        -vrs 

 
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