Twisted Young Minds Expand 006

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Twisted Young Minds Expand

 · 5 years ago

  

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||  T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand  ||  # 6 by vYrus  ||  07/13/94   || 
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			The Tyme to be Alive... 

	Sure as hell aint right now! everything all fucked to hell! escpecial 
-ly all the dipshit dumbasses who think that summer is for school! funk dat!  
this life could turn out to be the shittiest in the world cuz of the pricks  
who like to fuck it up with their work and stuff... shit like that. major 
lameasses... anywayz, this is really cool... life is okay, if you're a snail 
who has no brain or something, but if ya got a good woman, a decent amount of 
money, plenty of friends, and a good amount of spare time. life can be good. 
otherwise, you're fucked cause not having any one of those things can hinder 
you seriously... like the money. if you didn't have money, why would you have 
a woman? they would dump/ditch/abandon/whatever you cuz you couldn't do any- 
thing nice for them! shit, man... and if ya didn't have enough money, what 
the hell would you do for fun anywayz? nothing *I* can think of! huh... and if 
ya didnt have enuff spare time, you would have a helluva time trying to do 
anything that required an extensive amount of tyme.... like sex, for instance. 
i am the head of this text line, and s0l0mn has already fucked more chicks 
then i have! bullshit! what a crock. not like i'm any hornball looking for 
any fuck i can get, but i mean, i dunno if s0l0mn is doing it cuz he had the 
chance, or loves them, or what, but still... fuckin' a. Pissing me off even 
more is the fact that parents think they can do any fucking thing they want to 
you and get the fuck away with it! not quite. mine used to fuck me over, but 
shit, i told them off, they wouldn't quit, so i left town a few times. got 
them to loosen up, and my life is hella easier. if your parents think they 
have got you completely wrapped around their litle finger, prove to them that 
they don't. do what i did, if ya have to... i worked, didn't it? heh.... 
	Ah, another reasdon this is the tyme to be alive is the fact that so 
many people are understanding you problems and everything else lilke that. i 
mean, hell, if ya got the feeling you hate life or ya wanna kill yerself, or 
blow something up or destroy something just to vent your anger on it, i say 
go ahead, unless it will git you in some serious shit! =] anywayz.. well, i 
think i better close this text, cuz i think i'm about to get yelled at by 
Teq cause i didn't show up at her house today.... hasta. 

					vYrus, Head of T.Y.M.E 

 
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