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Turbo Zine Issue 2
.a$a. Turbo 'Zine Issue Numba Two .a$a.
.a$a. ___(intro for numba 2)_____________________________________________ .a$a.
here is issue numba two. got bored again. my friends couldn't do
anything. what dicks? most of them weren't home. i have a new
format and style for the magazine. to imagine, i was just on irc
just an hour ago and gave it to some people that liked it alot.
they said it was better than p0rk!
so i guess you could say that it is the other other white meat!
anywayz, i ain't trying to compete wit you guyz at p0rk! actualy,
in the first place i was gonna see if i could join you guyz, but
decided to write my own.
well, i have some kewl snuff to write about, as long as i can
remember it all.
.a$a. ___(wings)_________________________________________________________ .a$a.
this tv show rockz the big one. prolly the best one i watch, cept
for wcw monday nitro (wrestling, figures!). for all of you that
watch it, remember that chick helen, crystal bernard, which is
fine. i wonder if anyone has pics of her. that means i have to get
on the net again later tonight. well anywayz, she is a single women
and currently working on a album by herself. maybe, i should send her
some of my songs that i wrote (they kick, cuz i'm god!). she ain't
gonna be single for long, cuz she'll be taken by me.
.a$a. ___(poker)_________________________________________________________ .a$a.
everyone get there poker faces on! not really, but anywayz.
phiv card draw is the easiest poker game out there to play. cept if
you wanna play like 'go fish' or 'uno'. the easiest money maker out
there is prolly hold 'em or a card game called 'between the sheets'.
its not what it sounds.
how to play between the sheets:
two cards are dealt to each player and the object is to get a card
that is in between these two cards. if you get it between the two
cards, you win the pot, if not, then you dont get anything, cuz you
plain out suck (not really, but you have no luck!). if more than
one person gets it between there cards, then they split the pot,
which majorly sucks some donkey ballz, but hey, you made some
money.
.a$a. ___(babe of the month)_____________________________________________ .a$a.
well the babe of the month for the month of november would have to
be this girl that i like. her name is christen (she dont even
know i like her, and i'm a lamer, cuz i'm like shy, thats why i bbs).
she has long, silky blonde hair. shes only a freshman and has some
growing to do. but she is so fine. to bad she has a boyfriend,
which i will be able to take care of (lucky he goes to a different
school, so when i get my guts out my stomach, i can mac on her).
anywayz, i got sum kewl pics of demi moore and sandra bullock. it was
tough to choose between the three of these beautiful women. but, it
had to go to demi moore and the runner up is christen (which will be
my future wife, i hope, get some balls and talk to her).
anywayz, the babe of the month has been in many movies, like the
scarlet letter, indocent proposal, disclosure and much more. jus
can't think straight tonight.
guess what? since i'm such a nice guy, i included in this issue of
turbo the pics that i picked up of demi moore on the net. so don't
jerk it to hard when you see them. she ain't that bad. so for you
guyz that are gonna 'dis her pics, remember she is alwayz better
than yer mom!
.a$a. ___(stephen king)__________________________________________________ .a$a.
i think i will talk about stephen king. he writes the best books,
cept there always to damn long, so i never get to finish them. too
bad. maybe, next time i will just read the first chapter, then read
the last chapter.
.a$a. ___(my x-mas list)_________________________________________________ .a$a.
here is my little nifty christmas list:
-x- jeans
-x- shirts
-x- jacket
-x- condoms
-x- cd's
-x- pager
-x- a cellar phone
-x- lap top
-x- tape back up
-x- phone line
-x- monkey ballz
-x- zip drive
-x- 2.6 gig hd
-x- 28.8 modem
-x- girls
-x- baseball cards
-x- my own mansion
-x- million dollars
so if any of you guyz out there wanna send me any of these, feel
free to.
.a$a. ___(couples at my school)__________________________________________ .a$a.
damn! i get sick of all the couples at my school. they just grab
each other out in the public. putting there hands down each others
pants and up each others shirts. atleast they could go to the
bathroom and do that shit. or maybe, i should rent out classrooms
during school for them to do that snuff. then i would be rich.
.a$a. ___(jim carey)_____________________________________________________ .a$a.
jim carey is the best comedy actor of all time. cuz he is. he gets
paid for doing the stupidist snuff around that he makes up when he
gets bored. ace ventura 2 jus came out and i still haven't been
able to get to the movies and watch it. maybe this weekend or next.
oh well, i heard this movie rockz and that makes me more despirate
to go see it.
he is funny in every movie. if it is a jim carey movie, its gonna
be fun as hell.
do you guyz remember when he was on In Living Color, that show
wit all those black peoplez. he was dat fire marshall.
.a$a. ___(guess what?)___________________________________________________ .a$a.
guess what? damn. forgot what i was gonna say. i guess this is
really a space filler to take up space.
.a$a. ___(co2 bombs just rock)___________________________________________ .a$a.
how to make da co2 bombs
you will have to use up the co2 cartridge 1st by either
shooting it or whatever. wit a nail, force a hole bigger so as
to allow the powder and wick to fit in easily. fill da cartridge
wit black powdr and pak it in there real good by tappin' the
bottom of the cartridge on a hard surface. insert da fuse.
i recommend a good water-proof cannon fuse, or an m-80 type fuse,
but firecracker fuses work, (if you can run like a black man runs
from the cops after raping a white girl.) mow, light it and run
like hell. it does wonders for a row of mailboxes (like da 1's
in apartment complexes), a car (place under the gas tank), a
picture window (place on window sill), a phone booth (place right
under the phone), or any other devious place. this thing throws
shrapnel, and can make quit a mess.
.a$a. ___(fast burning fuses)____________________________________________ .a$a.
how to make da fast burning fuses
(bout 40 inches per minute)
materials needed:
-x- Soft cotton string
-x- fine black powder (empty a few shotgun shells!)
-x- shallow dish or pan
procedures:
- moisten powder to form a paste-like substance
- twist/braid three strands of cotton together
- rub paste into string and allow to dry
- check da burn rate...
.a$a. ___(da chemical list)______________________________________________ .a$a.
this one is for the anarchy bomb making freaks that need to find
chemicals and need household materials or easier to get materials.
chemical equivalency list
Acacia..................................................Gum Arabic
Acetic Acid................................................Vinegar
Aluminum Oxide..............................................Alumia
Aluminum Potassium Sulphate...................................Alum
Aluminum Sulfate..............................................Alum
Ammonium Carbonate.......................................Hartshorn
Ammonium Hydroxide.........................................Ammonia
Ammonium Nitrate........................................Salt Peter
Ammonium Oleate.......................................Ammonia Soap
Amylacetate............................................Bananna Oil
Barium Sulfide...........................................Black Ash
Carbon Carbinate.............................................Chalk
Carbontetrachloride.................................Cleaning Fluid
Calcium Hypochloride..............................Bleaching Powder
Calcium Oxide.................................................Lime
Calcium Sulfate...................................Plaster of Paris
Carbonic Acid..............................................Seltzer
Cetyltrimethylammoniumbromide........................Ammonium Salt
Ethylinedichloride.....................................Dutch Fluid
Ferric Oxide.............................................Iron Rust
Furfuraldehyde............................................Bran Oil
Glucose.................................................Corn Syrup
Graphite...............................................Pencil Lead
Hydrochloric Acid....................................Muriatic Acid
Hydrogen Peroxide.........................................Peroxide
Lead Acetate.........................................Sugar of Lead
Lead Tero-oxide...........................................Red Lead
Magnesium Silicate............................................Talc
Magnesium Sulfate.......................................Epsom Salt
Methylsalicylate..................................Winter Green Oil
Naphthalene..............................................Mothballs
Phenol...............................................Carbolic Acid
Potassium Bicarbonate..............................Cream of Tarter
Potassium Chromium Sulfate..............................Chromealum
Potassium Nitrate.......................................Salt Peter
Sodium Oxide..................................................Sand
Sodium Bicarbonate.....................................Baking Soda
Sodium Borate................................................Borax
Sodium Carbonate......................................Washing Soda
Sodium Chloride...............................................Salt
Sodium Hydroxide...............................................Lye
Sodium Silicate..............................................Glass
Sodium Sulfate......................................Glauber's Salt
Sodium Thiosulfate.............................Photographer's Hypo
Sulfuric Acid.........................................Battery Acid
Sucrose.................................................Cane Sugar
Zinc Chloride.......................................Tinner's Fluid
Zinc Sulfate.........................................White Vitriol
orginal list by jolly roger. thanks for it mr jolly roger man.
.a$a. ___(da #ansi channel)______________________________________________ .a$a.
<d0_> bh: forum or scratch?
<bh> absofukin lutly scratcch
<_bh_> sup all?
<Stygian> bh: score me a copy..;)
* Signoff : Blindman (Y'all are too lame for me)
<_bh_> bh: do i get a copy f00..
<juan> geee
<bh> it won't be ready for a while...
<juan> that was good
<d0_> bh: nice.. very far yet?
<juan> that fake sucked dick
<_bh_> juan: mr. valdez, can i have some tacos...
* juan takes a dump on signoff's head
/names #ansi
#ansi Signoff Gm_ACmE @remorse pmaniac Stygian @fk d0_ _bh_ bh juan
@DJ-Quad @pHLOMe @LoggeR
*** Signoff: Gm_ACmE (changing servers)
*** Lo (ezen6564@cslabs1c1.engr.ccny.cuny.edu) has joined channel #ansi
<juan> make a better one next time
<pHLOMe> [Lo] tT [trUst], Founder the dirty Dozen
<juan> or ill shit in your mouth
<bh> d0: most of the routines in general are done...the configuration is
done..just gotta put it all togeter and optimize it..configuration is
slow without ems
/quit
that was all of da people in the #ansi channel. i remembered months ago.
when there was alteast 15 people in there all the time. atleast when
i logged on.
.a$a. ___(tacos for sale)________________________________________________ .a$a.
guess what...prizone is gonna like start taking orderz for tacos.
so if you like taco hell tacos, email him. get them will they are
hot. cuz they are selling like crazy.
hehehe...that was totally lame. but like i promised prizone that i
would put sumthing about the taco deal in there. so like if you
see him in #ansi as juan or prizone, then /msg him and say i want
sum of yer yummy in da tummy not to funky smelly tacos from da
house in taco hell.
.a$a. ___(national beavis and butthead week)_____________________________ .a$a.
next week is national beavis and butthead week. you wanna know why?
cuz i said so, cuz i'm god and thats that. like kick sumone in the
nads, cuz thats what they do. burn down a tree, or piss on your
couch. also, watch all of the beavis and butthead you can, unless
you get the playboy channel (then watch that). but if you have the
playboy channel, then you have to invite me over, cuz i said so.
.a$a. ___(the end)_______________________________________________________ .a$a.
that looks like the end for issue numba two. two issues in four hours.
pretty amazing. maybe i got them done that fast, cuz i'm a super freak
not the smelly astro-creep.
anywayz, thats it this issue, so say hi to yer mom for me and if
you wanna drop me a line at my email address then do so. its:
soul.raider@blast.neta.com
send me anything, like; pics, comments, gifts, money, cd's, etc.
i'm gonna get some distr0s some day soon. give me a break, i jus
started this little 'zine this afternoon.
-x- big hurt -x-
-x- a.k.a. god -x-
.a$a. Turbo 'Zine Issue Numba Two .a$a.
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