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presents
Fetal Nursery Rhymes
(Fun for the whole family!)
(Great for use in Day Care Centers!)
by Gross Genitalia
w/a touch of demention from Bloody Afterbirth
Thanks to Frank Baber's Mother Goose (damned bitch)
Toxic File #33
Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society
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Hump-My-Dump sat on a wall,
Hump-My-Dump crushed his great balls;
All the pimp's whores and
All the pimp's pricks
Couldn't repair
Humpty's fifteen-inch dick.
But a sleazy young lady,
A bedraggled whore
Put back together Humpty's dick,
Much longer than before.
And now Humpty's horny
with style and class
To go out and pump bitches
Up their tight ass.
Jackoff be nimble
Jackoff be quick
Jackoff work over
My rock-hard dick.
Jackoff nimbly
Jackoff quick
Jackoff till the cum
Falls off of your dick.
Jack and Jill
Fucked on a hill
And Jill's done broke her water
Jack fell down
And came on the ground
And Jill came immediately after.
Little Miss Muffet fucked her tuffet
Eating on turds and hay.
Along came a spider
And came all inside her
And she said "Ooh baby, ride me away!"
Three blind pimps
Three blind pimps
See how they fuck
See how they fuck
They all ran after the president's wife
Who castrated them with a butcher's knife
You never seen so much cum and blood in your life
Three blind pimps.
Little Peter Vagina Eater
Had a cunt but couldn't eat her
Put her in a testicle shell
And there he told her to go to hell.
Mary used a bloody rammer
Bloody rammer, bloody rammer
Mary used a bloody rammer
And her fetus was white as snow.
London Bitch is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
London Bitch is falling down
Drink beer baby.
Trick or shit, smell my clit
Fuck me if your dick will fit.
Rock-a-bye fetus
In a big cock
If the whore gives it a blow
The fetus will knock.
If his bowels break
The fetus will eat his balls,
And out will cum baby
Blood guts and all.
Jackoff Runt could eat no cunt,
His wife could suck no dick,
He took her for every last penny she had,
Look at that damned little prick.
Georgie Orgy, pudding and pone,
Fucked the whores and made them moan.
When they found out Georgie was gay,
Georgie Orgy ran away.
There was an old slut who fucked a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do;
She molested them all and she gave good head;
She beat them with chains and sent them to bed.
Little Jackoff Horny
Whose shit was so corny
He ate a Tuna Fish Stick;
He put in his thumb,
Geez was he dumb
The tuna fish melted his dick.
Little Boy Blew
Cum in my mouth.
The slut's in the bedroom,
The pimp's gone South;
But where is the pervert
Who fingers the slut?
"He's under a fuck-doll
Gettin it up the butt."
"Will you pull him away?"
"No that'd be a disgrace
'cause sure as I did,
He'd piss in my face."
Twinkle twinkle little dick
Up my butt oh will you stick?
Up above my balls so big
Like a tractor trailer rig.
Twinkle twinkle little dick
Up my butt oh will you stick?
Wee Willie Winkle runs through the whorehouse
Upstairs and downstairs in a woman's blouse.
Rapping on the doors, screaming through the locks,
"Isn't there a bitch here who'll suck my juicy cock?"
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This is the house that Jackoff built.
This is the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is the pimp
That killed the pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is the dick all dry and limp
That's attached to the pimp
That killed the pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is the condom
That covered the dick all dry and limp
That's attached to the pimp
That killed the pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is the lubricant
That covered the condom
That covered the dick all dry and limp
That's attached to the pimp
That killed the pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is the man whose balls do slant
Who made that wonderful lubricant
That covered the condom
That covered the dick all dry and limp
That's attached to the pimp
That killed the pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
This is the pissed off poet
Who slaughtered the man whose balls do slant
Who made that wonderful lubricant
That covered the condom
That covered the dick all dry and limp
That's attached to the pimp
That killed the pervert
That fucked the slut
Who used the dildo
That lay in the house that Jackoff built.
Now there ain't no one to touch that pissed off poet with a ten-foot pole
so I ain't goin no further.
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Little Bo-Poop has lost that goop
That she used to lubricate her cunt;
Go buy some more you out-of-date whore
Now finger yourself and grunt.
All work with no foreplay makes Jack a dull boy;
All play and no work makes Jack a wonderful sex toy.
A dildo, a dollar,
A sex-crazed scholar.
What makes you cum so soon?
You used to cum at ten o'clock,
But now you cum at noon.
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
Mother Hubbard went to the counter and Rover did mount her
And slipped her a bone of his own.
Rover slipped to the ground with a loud thumping sound
Mother Hubbard feared Rover was dead.
She fell to the floor like a bedraggled whore
And she started to give Rover head.
Ole Rover jumped up, that good little pup
And called Mother Hubbard a witch.
"No human sucks my dick, that's utterly sick
Now get the fuck out you damned bitch!"
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Here I go round your sweet juicy bush,
Your sweet juicy bush, your sweet juicy bush,
Here I go round your sweet juicy bush,
Then RAM my cock in your chasm.
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub.
Sickening.
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three fags in a tub
And how do you think they got juked?
The bitcher
The jacker
The horny Pud-Whacker
They all jumped out of a rotten tuna fish,
T'was enough to make a man whack till he puked.
Itsy Ditzy spider
Climbed up a uteral spout
Out CAME the CUM and shot the spider out;
In came the dildo
And dried up all the juice
And the Itsy Ditzy spider
Was looser than a goose.
Hickey-my, Lickey-my Dick.
My brother is a prick
He pulled his pants down
And really went to town
Hickey-my, Lickey-my Dick.
Yankee Do-Me came in town
Riding a loose slut
She bent over, gave him head
And bit off his left nut.
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Hope this is enough to dement your child's mind beyond repair..until next time!
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(c)1990 Toxic Shock.
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