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The Winner ANSI Team

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                               The Book of 416 
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 The Beginning 

 1 On the 0-Day God created 416.  It was formless and empty.  Darkness covered 
   all, and God's spirit hovered over the waters. 
    
 2 On the 1-Day God created Computers.  He looked at them and said, "W0w,  
   th0z3 R 3l33+@!%#$@#%$@#!!!!!1!!!!1!!"  He called the lame ones Amigas, 
   and the k-k00l ones IBM's. 

 3 On the 2-Day God created WaReZ.  He looked at them and said, "W0w th0z3 R 
   3l33+ +00!!!11!!! N0w 3Y3 K4n pla3y th4 0-D4Y&(*^%$&^$&^!!!!!!1!!!! 

 4 And on the 3-Day God created CyberSpace, and looked over it and said,  
   "K-K00l!!1!!! N0w 3y3 h4v3 Uh Wa3y +00 G|t M0r3 WaReZ*&(^$%*&^$!!!!1!!!" 

 5 And on the 4-Day God created ANSi, and said "K-k33n!!!1!!! N0w 3y3 h4v3 
   3l33+ p|ktur3z!!!1!!!!!1!!!" 

 6 And on the 5-Day, God created the BBS.  He had his own, and named it  
   Heaven.  It ran on ViSiON-X v.99,999,999.9 Alpha.  It was a 0-Day WaReZ and 
   ANSi board, and had all the new WaReZ and ANSi releases, and no ratios for 
   ld callers.  He had no time limit, so you could call, and play Limonade 
   Stand until your eyes popped out.  But one of his Sacred couriors turned   
   NarQ.  His name was Visionary, and he formed his own realm down below.  It 
   was named Hell, and ran on Wildcat version 0.0000001.  It was an Apogee 
   Distrubution site, and only had shareware, classical .MOD files, and  
   speachcard utilities for the APPLE II.  God looked at this rebel's board  
   and said "U R L4M3!%@#$%^#@!!!!!  U R 4 N4RQ! !!!1!!!!!!"  Visionary looked  
   up at him and replied, "RAAAARRRRR!!!!! I'm not a narq.  Can we talk about  
   this?" Due to his sins Pat was doomed to ride around in a wheelchair all  
   his life, and was struck blind. 

 7 And on the 6-Day God created k0dez.  He looked over them and said, "N0w 
   3y3 k4n k4ll 3l33+ 0-Day BBESEZ*^%$*^%$!!!!1!!!!"  And he also created  
   The D00d.  This dude he named Paradox, which means "K-K00l D00d!" in  
   Canadian.  God gave Paradox the task to create Conferences, and own a VMB.  
   But Paradox had noone to trade WaReZ with, so God created another D00d,  
   and named him Psycho Slasher.  Paradox and Psycho Slasher were the best 
   of D00dz.  God said "G0 f0rth 4nd tr4d3 WaReZ." And he saw that it was  
   3l33t.   

 8 God told them, "You k4n tr4d3 4ny WaRe, bu++ n0t SP33cHW4r3Z!!!1!!!1!! iYF 
   U d00, th4n U w|ll b3 c4st 0u+ 0V 416@#$^#$%$#$!!!1!!"      
    
 9 Psycho Slasher was calling boards one day, when Visionary, in disguise as a 
   SysOp broke into chat.  He said "Hey, want to trade WaReZ."  Visionary     
   zipped his speechwarez as Mortal Kombat II.  Psycho Slasher wanted Mortal 
   Kombat II.  Psycho Slasher said "W0w, K-K00l!!1!!! 3y3'll +tr4d3 U Pong 
   4 it*&^)*&!^!!!!!!!1!!!"  Visionary agreed.  And HS-Link ensued.  When it  
   was done, and Psycho Slasher Unzipped, and saw what had been done, he quickly 
   formatted his hard drive, to keep God from finding the files.  But God saw, 
   and said to Psycho Slasher and Paradox, "U R L4M3!#$^#$%!!!1!!!!  G3t 0w+ 
   0v 416#$%#@%!!!!!1!!!!" 

10 And so they left the garden, and went out onto the plain of 905, where  
   there were only ANSi boards, and Paradox cried. 

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Thanx for reading this file, and be shure to spread it everywhere, especially 
        to Canuck Land.  That's Canada for all you Non-Eskimo types. 
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(c)1994 [TWaT] - The Winner ANSI Team! 
Written by Phlintlock in a fit of intelligence and beauty, and the mastermind 
behind the "Hey, this is Paradox's Girl 416 Routine."