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In this file I've included every way that I know of to create a red box and
instructions on how to use them. A lot of people out there will try to tell
you that red boxing is old and doesn't work any more but believe me, it works
just as good as it ever did on almost all the Bell & GTE phones. I've gone
through a lot of states with various types of red boxes and they work fine.
The most popular method is the Radio Shack tone dialer. Cactus?
Converting A Tone Dialer Into A Red Box:
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I believe all the credit for this section of the phile should go to Noah
Clayton who originally wrote this for 2600 magazine.
You will need:
o Radio Shack pocket tone dialer model #43-141 ($24.95 each)
o Three AAA batteries
o Soldering Iron
o Small regular and phillips screwdriver
o Wire clippers
o A 6.5536 MHz crystal
Be sure to get Radio Shack's NEWEST type of tone dialer. The old ones were
gold and brown and looked pretty ugly. The new ones are black and the corners
are rounded off a little more. They also seem to be more water-resistant and
it seems to be easier to fit the new crystal into these models.
You can either order the crystal through Radio Shack or buy it from an
electronic's store. Buying it through Radio Shack is a real bitch because you
have to wait two weeks for them to order it and most employees don't know
what you're talking about when you ask for it. I've had them INSIST that they
can't order that crystal for me because they don't carry it. If you live in
the St. Louis area as I do, I suggest GateWay Electronics on Page Av in
Missouri. They have a knowledgable staff and their crystals are only about
three bucks a piece. (Compared to Radio Shack's $4.99 each!)
Place the dialer on the table keypad side down and speaker side up. Remove
the battery cover and all batteries. Use the phillips screwdriver to remove
all four screws on the back of the dialer. Now slide the flathead screw-
driver along the side to separate the two halves of the dialer. Slide the
speaker half underneath the keypad so you don't break off the wires.
On the left hand side down near the battery compartment, you'll see a silver
cylinder looking component. This is the crystal you want to remove. Pull it
up with your fingers and break away all the glue that's holding it down. Use
your soldering iron and un-solder it from the circuit board. You can throw
this crystal away as it has no real use in life.
Now the hard part. The new crystal you're putting in is twice as big as the
old one so it's kinda hard to get it in there. There's a few capacitors that
you can bend over to make some more room. You'll also have to bend the leads
to your new crystal inward a little. Solder the new crystal in place of the
old one and you're all set. Snap the two casing halves back together being
careful not to pinch any wires. Put the screws back in and insert your three
AAA batteries.
A good idea is to wrap the crystal with scotch tape or electrical tape. This
will prevent contact with other components since the crystal is so big. You
could also simply put a piece of paper under the crystal.
One additional thing you can do it totally remove the LED light. The only
thing this light is good for is running down your batteries really quick. If
you use the unit without the light connected, you NEVER have to turn the
unit's power off and the batteries will last for a few years before you need
to replace them.
Programming Your Red Box:
------------------------
First you'll have to program your box's memory to make the right tones. You'll
be using the three priority buttons on the top of your unit. P1 will be your
quarter, P2 your dime and P3 will be the nickel. So here's how to do it:
(1) Switch the unit on. The red light in the corner should come on unless
you've disconnected it.
(2) Slide the DIAL/STORE switch to the STORE mode.
(3) Press MEMORY, *, *, *, *, *, MEMORY, P1. That programs your quarter.
(4) Press MEMORY, *, *, MEMORY, P2. That programs your dime.
(5) Press MEMORY, *, MEMORY, P3. And that's the nickel.
(6) Slide the DIAL/STORE switch back into the DIAL mode and you're ready to
start phreakin'!
Try pushing the priority buttons now. Each one will emit a different high-
pitched chirping noise. This is what the phone hears when you deposit money
into a pay phone. If you've ever red boxed with a taperecorder or heard the
actual pay phone tones before, you'll notice that these tones are slightly
slower than the real ones. Don't worry, the pay phone can't ever tell the
difference and you rarely find an operator that can.
Troubleshooting:
---------------
One of the most common problems I've had with my red boxes over the years, is
that the tones will stop working in the middle of trying to put in your money
or they'll break up, giving you a live operator. This could be because you did
a bad job soldering the new crystal in. More commonly, the contacts on the
power (or the DIAL/STORE switch) have bent the wrong way, causing them not to
touch the circuit board anymore.
To fix that, open the unit and bend the contact in the switches out a little.
Not too much or they'll break when you use the switch. If you've removed the
light in your unit, there's really no reason to ever turn it off so you could
glue the power switch into the "ON" position.
Try Our New Combo Platter!:
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If you're the type of person who just HAS to have a tone dialer AND a red box
(like me) then you can have both without having to carry around two seperate
units.
1. Buy a small two-position switch like Radio Shack's model #275-407.
2. On one end solder the old crystal, on the other end solder your 6.5536
crystal and in the middle solder two small wires, each about 4" long.
3. Solder the other ends of the two wires to where the old crystal used to be.
Pretty easy, aye? You can put the two wires through one of the vent holes in
the back of the unit. On my red box, I took the plastic piece off the back of
the battery cover (You know, where you're supposed to write the memory
numbers?) and electrical taped the switch down. It actually doesn't stick out
hardly at all and looks fairly professional.
Now you can switch between red box and tone dialer. You can store your stolen
calling card numbers in the other memory locations or use the touch tones to
get free calls on those damn privately owned pay phones.
You know, a disturbing bit of information I heard from Zak recently is that
Radio Shack won't be selling these tone dialers anymore. I don't know if this
is true or not but I plan on stocking up on tone dialers here in the near
future. The reason, supposedly is that the only people that buy these things
are phreaks.
The Low-Income Red Box (A Walkman):
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If you can't afford a real red box or you don't have any soldering experience,
you can use a tape recorder as a red box. There are several ways to record the
tones. One way is to go to a pay phone and call your answering machine or
voice mail. After the beep on your machine, deposit about three dollars in
quarters and hang up. Your three bucks should come back. Go home and on your
answering machine will be a tape with the red box tones.
Another way is to find two pay phones that are next to each other. You'll need
a portable tape recorder and a suction cup telephone pick-up. (The phone pick-
ups can be purchased at Radio Shack for about $3.00.) Pick up the first pay
phone (Phone A) and call the other one (Phone B). Put the suction recorder on
Phone A and deposit about three dollars in Phone B. Hang up both phones and
hopefully your money will come back.
A third way is to record the tones directly from someone else who owns a red
box. Pretty easy to figure out.
To play the tones back into the phone when you need them, use either a
portable tape recorder or a walkman with some headphones. Hold the speaker
from the recorder (or the headphones) to the mouthpiece of the phone and press
"play" when asked for money. Make sure not to have the volume up too loud or
the distortion will make a real operator come on the line. You can also use a
big bulky tape recorder or a boom box but you'll look a little silly when you
try to play your tones into the pay phone.
Hallmark Cards:
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Hallmark has these new cards that actually let you record a message for your
loved ones so when grandma opens the card she hears your voice saying, "Merry
Christmas, Grandma Edna!" Then Grandma Edna will drop the card in horror,
thinking that she's gone completely nuts and probably die of a heart attack.
After you've shoplifted a few of these cards and taken one apart, you'll see
that that electronics inside are pretty small. You can record your red box
tones on this chip and then conceal the whole mess anywhere you want and
you'll have a tiny red box to use.
Voice Memo Minders:
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These voice reminders can record tones and are extremely small. You can either
buy one that fits in your pocket or you can buy one that fits on your key
chain. In case you're surrounded by telco security, the F.B.I., local police
and AT&T's top officials while you're at a pay phone, you can easily press the
"MEMO ERASE" button to get rid of the evidence, though the police might shoot
you when they see you go for the erase button.
A Digital Red Box Schematic
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This method of building a red box is for those who are more familiar with
electronics. You'll need to hike over to your local Radio Shack and pick up
quite a few parts. If you're really good, you can build this quite small. (At
DefCon in 1994, there was a red box disguised as a pack of Big Red gum. This
section was written by Kwiq, sysop of The Moonlight BBS.
V+ V+
/\ /\
| +-------------+
| | |
+----------+---+ +-------+---+ \R3
| 1 | | 16 | /
SPKR1---+16 3+----------+12 | \
| | U1 | | U2 | |
+-----+6 11+---+------+14 15+---------+
| | 7 8 | | | 13 8 | |
----- +-+----------+-+ | +-+-------+-+ |
--- | | | | | |
- | +-----+ | | +-------+ |
+--| X1 |-+ | | |
+-----+ | ----- |
| --- |
|R1 R2 - |
V+ +-----------+/\/\/\+--------+ |
/\ | | | | |
| | +---+------+--+ | |
| | | 3 6 | | |
+--------------+-------+8 2+-----+ +------S1------+
| | | | | |
| | | --+-- | -----
+-------+4 | --+--C1 | ---
| U3 | | | -
| 1+-----+------------+
| |
+-------------+
Okay... And now for your parts...
RESISTORS VALUES NOTE
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R1 220 Kohm The values of R1 and R2 are not important,
R2 220 Kohm as long as they add up to 440 Kohm.
R3 1 Kohm
CAPCITOR VALUE
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C1 0.1 uF
CRYSTAL VALUE NOTE
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X1 6.5 MHz 6.5536 MHz is also within the tolerance.
CHIPS NAMES NOTES
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U1 TCM5089 DTMF Encoder
U2 74HC4017 Decade Counter; Regular 4017 is okay.
U3 CMOS 555 Timer IC; Regular 555 will work if a 1Kohm
resistor is inserted between pins 3 and 8.
SPEAKER IMPEDANCE NOTE
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
SPKR1 600 ohm U1 expects an equivalent load.
SWITCH TYPE NOTE
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
S1 Momentary You may want to add a power switch.
Okay... This thing works on 4.5 volts so you need 3 AAA batteries... A 9V
will also work if... hmm... doing some math here... okay, R1 and R2 should
add up to 470 Kohms. You need (obviously) some perf board and a chassis.
Another Digital Red Box Schematic:
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Here's another type of red box that you can build that looks alot easier to
contruct than the last one. This section was written by JR "Bob" Dobbs.
CIRCUIT OPERATION: Each time the pushbutton is pressed, it triggers half of
IC1, configured as a monostable multivibrator to energize the rest of the
circuit for a length of time determined by the setting of the coin selector
switch. This in turn starts the other half of IC1, configured as an astable
multivibrator, pulsing on and off at regular intervals at a rate determined by
the 50k pot between pins 12 and 13. The output of the astable thus
alternately powers of IC2, configured as a square wave oscillator, providing
the required 1700hz and 2200hz to the op amp which acts as a buffer to drive
the speaker.
CONSTRUCTION: Assemble the circuit as you wish. Component placement is not
critical. I found the easiest method was to use point-to-point wiring on a
"universal" PC grid board with solder ringed holes. Use sockets if you aren't
a whiz with a soldering iron. Be sure to leave easy access to the
potentiometers for alignment.
ALIGNMENT AND TESTING: For alignment, a frequency counter and tiggered sweep
oscilloscope are extremely handy (but not absolutely necessary.)
Install a temporary jumper from +9v supply to pin 14 of IC2 and temporarily
disconnect the 0.01uF capacitors from pins 5 and 9 of IC2. Power up the
circuit. Measuring the output from pin 5 of IC2 with the frequency counter,
adjust the 20k pot between pins 1 and 6 for an output of 1700hz. Now adjust
the 20k pot between pins 8 and 13 for an output of 2200hz from pin 9 of IC2.
Remove the temporary jumper and re-attach the capacitors to pins 5 and 9.
(Note: if no frequency counter is available, the outputs can be adjusted by
ear one at a time by zero-beating the output tone with a computer generated
tone of known precision.)
Next, temporarily disconnect the wire between pins 5 and 10 of IC1. Set coin
selector switch in the "N" (nickel) position. With the oscilloscope measuring
the output from pin 9 of IC1, adjust the 50k pot between pins 12 and 13 of IC1
for output pulses of 60 millisecond duration. Reconnect the wire between pins
5 and 10. (Note: If no scope is available, adjust the pulse rate by ear using
computer generated tones for comparison.)
The remaining adjustments are made by ear. Leave the selector switch in the
"N" position. Adjust the 50k pot labelled "Dime" for a quick double beep each
time the pushbutton is pressed.
Finally, set the selector to "Quarter". Adjust the 50k pot labelled "Quarter"
until exactly 5 very quick beeps are heard for each button press. Don't worry
if the quarter beeps sound shorter and faster than the nickel and dime ones.
They should be.
CONCLUSION: If all went well to this point, your red box should be completely
aligned and functional. A final test should now be conducted from a payphone
using the DATL (dial access test line) coin test. Dial 09591230 and follow
the computer instructions using the red box at the proper prompts. The
computer should correctly identify all coins "simulated" and flag any
anomalies. With a little discretion, your red box should bring you many years
of use. Remember, there's no such thing as spare change!
Semiconductors:
(2)556 dual timer
(1)741 Op Amp
(1)1N914 Switching Diode
Resistors:
(6)10k (1)4.7k
(2)100k
(4)50k PC Mount Potentiometer
(2)20k Multi-Turn Potentiometer
Capacitors:
(10)0.01uF (1)1.0uF
(2)10.0uF Electrolytic
Miscellaneous:
(2)14 Pin Dip Socket
(1)8 Pin Dip Socket
(1)3-position Rotary Switch
(1)Momentary Push-Button Switch(normally open)
(1)SPST Toggle Switch
(1)Speaker or Telephone Earpiece Circuit Board
(1) Box
(1) 9v Battery Clip
Mounting Hardware
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Schematic part variables list.
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Resistors:
R1 - 10k R2 - 10k R3 -4.7k R4 - 10k R5 - 10k R6 - 50k
R7 - 50k R8 - 50k R9 - 50k R10- 20k R11- 10k R12- 10k
R13- 20k R14-100k R15-100k
Capacitors:
C1 - 0.01uf C2 - 1N914 switching Diode C3 - 1.0uf C4 - 0.01uf
C5 - 0.01uf C6 - 10uf C7 - 0.01uf C8 - 0.01uf C9 - 0.01uf
C10 - 0.01uf C11 - 0.01uf C12 - 0.01uf C13 - 0.01uf C14 - 10uf
Switches:
S1 - SPST toggle
S2 - Momentary push button N.O. labeled "Deposit"
S3 - 3-position rotary switch
Miscellaneous:
g - Ground
@q - Label "quarter"
@d - Label "dime"
@n - Label "nickle"
Typed up by Sine Wave from an article which originally appeared in 2600
magazine. The original contained several mistakes in the schematic drawing
which I've corrected. Hope this information enlightens you to new and exciting
possibilities via your local phone booth.
Finding A Phone That Will Work:
------------------------------
Usually any GTE or Bell phone will work, Bell including Southwestern Bell,
U.S.West, Ameritech, Pacific Bell, etc. You'll know it's a Bell or GTE phone
because their logo will be on the phone. I've noticed in some areas like
Pacific Bell and Ameritech the phones are rigged so that no sound can enter
the mouthpiece of the phone until the call is connected, rendering your redbox
useless. A way around this is to dial "0" and have the operator dial the call
for you.
Privately Owned pay phones are those ugly phones with some kind of generic
logo on them that means some old fat local guy owns it and convinces innocent
store owners to install his phone instead of a Bell phone, promising him
bigger profits. Not a hard promise to keep, considering a local call sometimes
costs 75 cents, they sometimes won't let you dial toll free numbers and long
distance rates are twice as high (or more) than AT&T which is pretty bad. The
best thing to do when you find a Private pay phone is to squirt a lot of
ketchup or mustard into the coin slot and find a Bell/GTE phone somewhere.
Making A Long Distance Call:
---------------------------
Okay, here's the fun part- Calling anywhere in the entire world and not paying
a cent for it. Pick up the phone and dial the number you want to call in the
fashion 1-AREA CODE-NUMBER. For example, if you want to call the White House
in Washington D.C., dial 1-202-456-1414.
You'll hear a click, then a computer voice will say, "Please deposit $2.85."
(The exact amount differs with the location and time of day.) Mutter, "Fuck
you, AT&T..." to yourself, switch on your red box, hold the speaker of the red
box FLUSH with the mouthpiece of the pay phone and press P1 for your quarters.
Pause for a split second in between each quarter because if you go too fast,
you'll get a live operator wanting to know what the problem is. You are able
to go 20 cents over the amount requested and that will be credited to your
call.
After you've put in enough "money", the computerized voice will say in a
cheerful, unsuspecting voice, "Thank you for using AT&T!" and your call is put
through. Every few minutes the voice will come back and ask for more money.
International Calling:
---------------------
Your red box can also be used to call your loved ones in other countries,
although, it's annoying to do because you HAVE to use a live operator and your
conversation will be inturrupted every THREE MINUTES by a voice asking for
another two bucks. But if you really need to call overseas...
Dial 011-COUNTRY CODE-CITY CODE-PHONE NUMBER. An operator will ask you how you
want to bill your call. Tell her you'll be using the spare change you make as
a waiter and MoogooGuawkcaMeemay's Chineese restaurant to pay for your call.
For best results, don't do this:
OPERATOR: "Okay, sir, please deposit your money now..."
YOU: "Okay, ma'am, I'm going to use nickels...(beep)...That was one nickel.
Did you get that alright? Okay, here's my second nickel...(beep)...okay,
there's two nickels, that makes 10 cents. How much more to go? $9.10?
Okay...(beep)...I'm up to 15 cents now, right? Okay, good...(beep)...
alright, there's another one...Hey, here's a penny on the ground! Can I
use a penny? No? Okay, here goes lucky nickel number five...(beep)...did
you get that? Okay....etc, etc, etc."
The call will be completed like this: The operator will tell you that the call
will cost (for example) $7.35. She'll tell you to deposit $3.00, you red box
three dollars to her and she connects the call. When the overseas person
answers the phone she'll say, "This is the United States AT&T operator, I have
an international call for you, could you please hold while billing is
completed?" Then the operator will ask you for another $3.00 and then the
remaining $1.35. After all that you'll be connected only to be inturrupted
every three minutes by an operator asking for more money.
If you don't want the person you are calling to know you're calling with
coins, you can ask the operator if you can deposit all your money right now
and THEN be connected overseas. They don't like to do this (because you could
lose all your "money" if they're not home) but they will do it if you ask.
Local Calls:
-----------
To red box a local call it takes about a minute or two longer than if you
really paid for it, but those quarters add up so it's definately worth it.
Pick up the phone and dial zero. Tell the operator that you want to make a
local call. If she tells you just to put in a quarter and dial the number,
tell her, "Well, ma'am, there's shit all over the keypad here and all the
buttons are stickin' together and I CAN'T dial it myself. The only key that
works is the zero and THAT'S got this sticky blue shit all over it. Then
there's a half-eatin' Twinkee shoved in the coin return and dirt all over the
four and seven keys..." Keep going on and on until she asks you what number
you want to dial. She'll ask you for a quarter and connect your call.
Make sure after your call connects that you hear the operator click off. Some
operators are nosey and will just SIT there listening to your conversation.
Once I was explaining to a friend how I placed my call and suddenly the
operator starts lecturing me and telling me she's going to call security on
me. (And this was about three minutes into the conversation!)
In some cities I've noticed you can trick pay phones into thinking that a
local call is actually a long distance call by dialing 10288 before you dial
the local number. So try dialing 10288 or 102881 before you make your local
call and maybe you won't have to deal with that pesky operator. The only
downside of doing this is that the call will "cost" more and you'll be
inturrupted every five minutes to deposit more money.
Red Box Frequencies:
-------------------
For you tech-heads out there, here are the actual frequencies that the red
box produces. Actually, this is what a pay phone produces. When you make a red
box out of a Radio Shack tone dialer, the timing is slowed slighty on the
quarter tone.
The "tone" is 1700 hz and 2200 hz mixed together.
A nickel is 66 ms on (1 beep).
A dime is 66ms on, 66ms off, 66ms on (2 beeps).
A quarter is 33ms on, 33ms off repeated 5 times.
Miscellaneous Notes:
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You can not call any of those 900 phone sex numbers with a red box, so
perverts of the world...Sorry, Roy, you're just out of luck. You CAN call 976
information lines, though!
If you're really desperate for money, you can sell phone calls to people. Hang
around a phone and tell someone who's about to make a call that you'll give
them a free call if they'll give you a quarter. This usually impresses the
hell out of any ordinary person. If you live in a big city, you can go to the
tourist section of town and sell long distance discount calls to out of state
tourists. Consider yourselves warned, though, I've read a LOT of articles on
people getting busted for doing this. One article even had a picture of a guy
in an airport selling calls to people comming off the plane.
If an operator confronts you and says, "Hey, you're not really putting in
coins, that's a recording!" don't get all nervous and run from the pay phone.
She'll lie and tell you that security is on the way to the pay phone to put
you in jail but she's full of it. Instead, piss her off by explaining to her
in detail exactly what you're doing and how you're doing it. If she gets an
attitude with you, ask to speak with her supervisor or Service Asisstant. This
pisses her off to no end. When connected with the supervisor, tell her exactly
what you think of her and the company she works for. The worse thing they can
really do is shut off the pay phone.
Operator Quotes:
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Sometimes a malfunctioning red box or making a local call cause you to have to
deal with a live operator who can get testy when they find out you're screwing
the place that they work for. Here are some responses I've gotten from them.
1."Well, son, your TOY doesn't seem to be working today. Why don't you try
PAYING for your call instead?" -Hollywood, CA
2."What'd you do, record those tones on the train tracks?" - my friend got
this response when trying to use a very poor quality cassette of red box
tones in Wood River, IL
3."(sigh) Well, I'll put your call through, but next time I want you to pay
real money for your call, okay?" -Galveston, TX
4."That's it! I'm sick of you kids, I'm calling security RIGHT NOW!"
-Cincinnati, OH
5."You know you'll go to hell for stealing..." -Portland, OR
6."I wish I could go over there right now and strangle that kid."
-I overheard an operator in Seattle say this to her supervisor after they
thought I had hung up the phone.
If you have any questions about your wonderful, new hobby or you're having any
kind of troubles, feel free to contact me, RedBoxChiliPepper, via voicemail:
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