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Conflict
by Jet Jaguar
925
by Spite
Trout
by Heckat
CardShark!
by Cog
Umar, Bzarhands, and Schmee go Driving
by Gnarly Wayne
Words on Love
by BMC
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e d i t o r ' s n o t e
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It's just one of those days when 51 words is too many...
And 49 words is ALWAYS too few.
So that's when we've got to compromise, make something right in between.
The middle path - the balance. That's where it's at.
And really...
...erh, I'm sorry - that's all I can say.
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CONFLICT
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Her sudden hesitation makes him confident, but she then makes another
point against him. In frustration, his next move is to hit her.
Laughing, she quickly counters, hitting him twice.
"You never learn," she mutters mockingly.
He stares at the bar, regretting his actions, then moves his backgammon
piece there.
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925
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I knew a girl once with silver eyes. Everyone loved her because she was
so sweet and pretty. She had a smile like an angel. I still have the
pink paper flower she gave me on Valentine's Day eight years ago. She
got terribly sick and died one summer day.
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TROUT
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I caught a silver-backed trout with white teeth. She told me she was an
unhappy outcast among her people. "What I wouldn't give for soft,
toothless gums," she cried.
I wept as I clobbered her again, for it is virtuous to save a suffering
animal, and I had done well.
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CARDSHARK!
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A house of cards begins as paper and a plan, and Art knew this. He
worked on his plan for years before building.
When he began construction, he realised that he forgot about gravity.
Art didn't build that day because his design relied on a number of
impossible flying buttresses.
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UMAR, BZARHANDS, AND SCHMEE GO DRIVING
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Umar told Bzarhands and Schmee to simmer down or he'd pull the car over.
"But...!", pleaded Bzarhands. "He keeps looking at me with his eyes!"
"No matter where you are, Bzarhands, I will always see you with my
multi-dimensional eyes", said Schmee, ominously.
"That's some fucked up shit," said Umar.
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WORDS ON LOVE
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"Why can't I ever meet girls?" asked Aaron.
"Well, remember when you decided to be a writer instead of a rock star?"
replied Hal.
"Umm, yeah, I was too lazy to go to guitar lessons. What's your point?"
"Ever heard of a grammar slut?"
"Nope."
"Shoulda been a rock star."
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