The Lone Gunmen Issue 083

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· 5 years ago

  

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                      |  |         |  |  __     |  |   <_  | Issue #:083 
                     _|  |_       _|  |_|  |    |   \___/  | Date:08.26.96 
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                   / _ /    ThE Lone Gunmen Presents:   \ _ \ 
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                  | |      Ripping off Candy Machines      | | 
                  | |          Written By: Mulder          | | 
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on text philez and that*** 
*** means that even the yuppie kids, who don't follow directions, can (and *** 
*** will probably blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples,and P-P*** 
*** blown off, so before you continue read the File "DISCLAIMER!" that was *** 
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you *** 
*** get fucked. ************************************************************** 
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How to rip off those give me a quarter and i'll rip you off with only 
like 3 peices of candy...(talk about a big title.) 

 
   Well anyways I was at one of those Shop Rights awhile ago.  Well like 
acouple of years ago... Well it dosen't matter where your at.  Just find 
some store that has those candy machies in front.  ok now first off 
make sure your away from sight.  Just make sure you have enough time to do 
this.  ok Now this only works on the ones that have like skittles, runts 
and anything else that is small. 

   Once you have found one you just find out if the cranck is spring loaded. 
Meaning if you don't have a coin in it and turn it.  It will spring back. 
These will not work, you have to find the kind that just stops when you turn 
the cranck.  Ok now say you found one now what you have to do is use the side 
of you hand and hit the top of the right side of the crank tell it goses as 
far as it can go. then hit it on the top of the left side putting it back 
to were you started.  Keep doing this very repeatedly.  the more you do it 
the more the candy you get.  So go have some fun and watch out for those 
bums that work at the stores. 

 
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