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The Lone Gunmen Issue 065
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/ _ / ThE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | Written By: Abigwar | |
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| | Complete With Idiot Instructions | |
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This is a little known trick that is very simple, and sometimes useful.
all you need is flint and a source of flame. To get the flint, all you need
to do is go to any 7-11/Newspaper type store and buy either a plastic
cigarette lighter or a small pack of replaceable flints for the Zippo's.
Your best bet is to get a throw-away lighter.
Bust it open and take the flint out. This is accomplished by first removing
the little metal part that goes 3/4th's of the way around the lighter.
Then bust the wheel object (the striker) off. When you do that, keep your
hand over the top of the lighter because the pressure is moved off the
spring, so it expands which will send your flint flying.
Take the flint (small black piece of rock-like material) and wrap it up in
the end of the spring so it's stuck in the spring with some if not most of
the flint is sticking out.
Now take your other source of flame, and hold the spring by one end while
heating up the flint on the other. Remember that the spring will heat up
quicker and melt quicker than the flint so try and keep the flame on the
flint it's self. Heat up the flint until it's bright red.
Throw it against the wall, or the floor or something hard. It will make a
small explosion and send sparks flying around. As for its uses here is a
quick list.
1. Party tricks
2. Conversation piece
3. Impress your friends
4. Scare your enemies
5. Temporarily cure boardem
I'm sure there are more, but thats the only thing I use it for. Have fun
and don't be a retard, and hurt your self or anyone else.
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ERIN GO BRAGH!
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(C)opyright 1996, Abigwar & [TlG], All rights are mine, aswell as reserved!
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SEE YOU IN VALHALLA!
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