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The Lone Gunmen Issue 057
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| | Women : Sex | |
| | Written By: Bruce Lee | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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Women truly are the route of all evil. They make men's lives
harder then they should be. If women would just listen to men
and do whatever we say the world would be a better place.
A: Women have some thing all men want pussy. They always use it
against us. If the pussy is good. They try to control us with
it. So I have cum up wit a way to get back at them for this!
-----> Fuck them so hard they cry! Make it so long their twat
burns. Make it so they cannot walk the next day.
This intern will reverse the old "pussy whipped" idea
to a more liked "Dick whipped"
B: Women are always playing mind games with us men! They are
so stupid that they actually think they are getting away with.
They are fucking dumb. I have cum up with a way to get back at
them for this Too!
------> Fuck their best Friend!
C: My uncle has a strong belief that all women are scum and
should be used for the one thing they are good for : sex!
little hint fella's: don't ever get married. as soon as the
priest says' and ------ do you take ----- to be your lawfully
wedded husband: she says "I do...the first thing you should say
is "with who?"
D: Women say behind every successful man is a woman. Yeah but
behind that woman is another man!
E: Will you buy me this? If you do this for me I'll do this!
I love you? ------> I am the biggest bull shiter in the world
but let me tell you...women are excellent bull shiters..
F: I hate it when I go wit a girl....I get ass like every night..
then we get in a fight and we make up...and she won't let me
in them draws for a week or two....that sucks..
G: Women like giving guys Blue Balls...I hate it when you are wit
a girl...she starts rubbing your dick and shit...you want to
fuck her so bad...or get a BJ or even get a hand job...then
they stop! OOOHH...I hate that. so what I do.----> play
wit the pussy...play wit the tities...play wit everything
then pop a movie in...when they feel like fooling around
fuck you...I am watching a movie!
H: I really hate it when you go to do some thing and you bring your
girlfriend along cause you feel bad...and they won't leave you
alone. I brought my girlfriend with me to play basketball, and
she would take the ball from me and say I can't have it back till
she gets a hug or a kiss...fuck you that is why I bring Two
Balls..
J: Women always think you are cheating on them. My friend went
to McDonalds with a girl he has been friends with for years.
his girlfriend had the nerve to break up with him because she
said that he went to McDonalds and was all over the girl, kissing
her and shit...! BULLSHIT...He did no such thing...then he went
punched a locker and broke his fist....women love to piss us off!
Bruce Lee: SysOp of Shaolin....active member TlG and a devoted
member of X-Files BBS!
Remember fellas', let women think they have control..when they
try to take advantage of it...WHAM, SLAP, BANG, WHAP, Shove it
right up their ass!!!!!
