The Lone Gunmen Issue 069

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· 5 years ago

  

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                      |  |         |  |  __     |  |   <_  | Issue #:069 
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                   / _ /    ThE LONE GUNMEN Presents:   \ _ \ 
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                  | |             Making Money             | | 
                  | |          Written By: eScaPe          | | 
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on text philez and that*** 
*** means that even the yuppie kids, who don't follow directions, can (and *** 
*** will probably blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples,and P-P*** 
*** blown off, so before you continue read the File "DISCLAIMER!" that was *** 
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you *** 
*** get fucked. ************************************************************** 
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        Hey people, hows it goin...eScaPe here again.  I feel that i 
would like to share with you the great times i had getting free money. 

        Making free money, the eScaPe files. 
        Part i 
        Change Machines 

        Ok so we all know the scene.  You're at the arcade, you see the 
new game everybody is gathered around it.  you are just about to do your 
super fatal triple fatality with a cherry on top when suddenly "Game Over" 
You think bummer, all i have is a buck.  This game costs five for ten 
seconds.  I need money.  Then you think, oh yeah, my friend eScaPe let 
me in on a little suttin.  Maybe i'll give it a shot. 

        You take yer buck.  Cautiously, you crumple and un-crumple it. 
You take a look at it. 

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    | (1)        USA, in god we trust, etc (1)| 
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    |        |       *   <--good ol georgie   | 
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             ^ cut 
        Ever so slightly, ya rip it just a bit two inches to the righ of the 
1 on the bottom left corner, next ta his face.  You make it one inch deep. 
Slide slide slippity slide goes the cash in the maching.  Ca-chinck, money 
pops out the bottom.  then alla sudden you have deja vu.  Wait a sec, did 
your dollar come back out too?  Wow... 
.tlg. in 96 copy wrong on yo mama courtesy of eScaPe <G> 
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