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The Lone Gunmen Issue 031
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| | | | __ | | <_ | Issue #:031
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | Just that loving Feeling | |
| | Written By: Bruce Lee | |
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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You know what I hate most about BBS's? Them little fucking
asshole kids you got to put up wit. You know what I am talking about!
Them little fucking pre-pubescent shitheads. The ones that leave
messages in the bases to piss you off. The ones who purposely make
assholes of themselves....Well I have come up with a few ways that I
would like to express my deepest emotions towards them....
1. I would just love to go to one of there homes......and.....god is
the suspense killing ya?.....ring the door bell....just kidding....just
go to one of there homes and fucking sit there on the front lawn leaving
the werst case of diarreah ever recorded on their porch....
2. I would really love to catch up to one of them in tha mall....ooh..
just think of the things you could do the these assholes in the mall...
...ooh...I forgot would I would do...well anyway forget the mall thing.
3. I would love to meet one of their little girlfriends...you know, the
ones without twat hair yet....and just be like...."hey baby...what's tha
matter...can't find a man with a smaller pee-pee?" of course this would
be when the little shit is standing right there...!
4. For some of you sick fucks out there you could do something else wit
their girlfriends..but I think there are some kind of laws out there that
won't let you....
5. Git one of them gay people to go up to them and start grabbing their
ass and shit....Tell me, wouldn't you be pissed if some faggot started
grabbing yer ass in public?
6. I am all out of ideas...this really fucking sucks!
I hate them little fucking twerps....Ooh..I hate it even more
when they start wit ya....le'me tell ya....When some little fucker
starts wit ya over da modem I just wanna kill em'... Sometimes
you git dose wons who think they could stand a chance in a fight
wit ya... Now I am not bragging here but...I am a Black Belt in
Tae Kwon Do...I have been to many tournament and haven't lost a
one. Lets see now...hmm...about 2...so when some little fuck thinks
that he could beat me....ha ha ha ha....i will smack the fag right
out of em'...little fucking pricks..
If you are reading this and you are one of em' little faggots
FUCK YOU AND DIE----> I HATE YOU...GO TO HELL-->SCUM
SINCERELY, and forever loving
Bruce Lee.
