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The Lone Gunmen Issue 020
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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | Top ten reasons why Scooby Doo was a | |
| | drug influenced cartoon... | |
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| | Written By: Mulder | |
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I was board during school today so I though to
my self what would be a good file to write...Well
this is it The top ten reasons why Scooby Doo was
a drug influenced cartoon... Hope ya like it.
1: Shaggy & Scooby always had the munches..
2: Shaggy was the only one who could understand
and TALK to Scooby. ( A Dog! )
3: Look at the way Shaggy was.... (His goatee, the
way he dressed... enough said.)
4: The rode around in that Van (The Mystery Machine)
which had that trippy design on the side...
5: Shaggy & Scooby were always the ones riding in the
back doing god knows what.
6: Shaggy & Scooby were always the one to see the
monsters first.
7: Shaggy & Scooby were always laughing & giddy.
8: Shaggy & Scooby always wind up getting caught in
traps set for the monsters because they were always
tripping over themselves.
9: Shaggy & Scooby always wind up dressing up in costumes
& entertaining the "Monsters".
10: What exactly was a "Scooby Snack"?